Sex -

Havoc · #**751** 05-24-2009, 06:26 AM

You dirty dirty men...

Pilot · #**752** 05-24-2009, 09:35 AM

Yeah, that is pretty awesome. Live a ~~little!~~ lot!

*applause*

***Nate*** · #**753** 05-24-2009, 05:30 PM

:

But there is still much more for you to teach me.

*joke about practical exam deleted in the interests of good taste*

Pilot · #**754** 05-24-2009, 06:03 PM

5/5

***Nate*** · #**755** 05-24-2009, 07:25 PM

Ah, so Pilot visited his mechanic, eh?

Pilot · #**756** 05-24-2009, 07:36 PM

Oh Yeah.

It started when I went over there to check on my car. Then he opened the toolbox and made a crack about always having the right tool for the job... and then went on about having a knack for gauging the size of nuts and bolts.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.....

A good time was had by all.

Crashpunk · #**757** 05-26-2009, 08:55 AM

:

Yadda, yadda, yadda.....

Yabba yabba yabba my Icing....

Sorry....

Havoc · #**758** 05-27-2009, 05:42 AM

Your icing?!

Crashpunk · #**759** 05-30-2009, 12:14 AM

MY ICING!

uhh sorry

I'll stop now.

shaman · #**760** 05-30-2009, 03:35 AM

:

*joke about practical exam deleted in the interests of good taste*

Coward.

Dixanadu · #**761** 06-11-2009, 02:12 PM

:

Yabba yabba yabba my Icing....

Sorry....

You can say semen, it's okay. Just not the 'C' word for it, it's quite uughhhh.

OANST · #**762** 06-11-2009, 02:13 PM

Cunt semen? How does that work?

Wings of Fire · #**763** 06-11-2009, 02:14 PM

Cream?

Dixanadu · #**764** 06-11-2009, 02:16 PM

Let's say it sounds exactly the same as the word 'come'. It's sexual brother is much more annoying, like the word tits.

OANST · #**765** 06-11-2009, 02:16 PM

I know! It's cunt cum! We found it, boys. Rap it up.

Wings of Fire · #**766** 06-11-2009, 02:18 PM

Words have sexual fraternities now?

Venks · #**767** 06-11-2009, 02:18 PM

Child Secretion?

Dixanadu · #**768** 06-11-2009, 02:21 PM

I'm going to start counting how many times I hear or see that word in a week. I predict anywhere between 40-80, thus, sex is off the board for a week.

OANST · #**769** 06-11-2009, 02:24 PM

What word is that?

Is it cunt-cum?

Wings of Fire · #**770** 06-11-2009, 02:28 PM

I know man, you walk down the street and all these people, they're like 'Good cunt-cum Joe'.

Fuckers.

Venks · #**771** 06-11-2009, 02:31 PM

Back on topic ftw!

3/5
I've come to the conclusion that I get more pleasure if I moan her name.

OddjobAbe · #**772** 06-11-2009, 02:35 PM

I tried that once. I felt stupid.

Wings of Fire · #**773** 06-11-2009, 02:36 PM

I imagine it's slightly different for the over 30s

OddjobAbe · #**774** 06-11-2009, 02:37 PM

That was a long time ago. I still felt stupid.

Wings of Fire · #**775** 06-11-2009, 02:47 PM

Did she?

OddjobAbe · #**776** 06-11-2009, 02:50 PM

Haven't a clue. Hopefully, she couldn't here me over the bed springs. But that's wishful thinking.

Wings of Fire · #**777** 06-11-2009, 02:57 PM

To be fair 'Emily' has one too many syllables to be good at being moaned.

OddjobAbe · #**778** 06-11-2009, 03:05 PM

Actually, that one was Louise. I will have been in my early twenties.

Wings of Fire · #**779** 06-11-2009, 03:07 PM

Yeah, that sounds pretty dumb being moaned out loud.

OddjobAbe · #**780** 06-11-2009, 03:08 PM

Luckily, I haven't seen her for a long time. I will hopefully never have to look her in the face again.