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Wings of Fire · #**691** 01-26-2009, 10:22 AM

So you have no proof of you partaking in this? It could be a bad porn flick for all we know

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Hmmmm.

This.

Nemo · #**692** 01-26-2009, 10:41 AM

That certainly is a possibility. However, they look well enough like twins for me to discard that possibility.

Strike Witch · #**693** 01-26-2009, 10:43 AM

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There are certain rules that even nerds are familiar with. One of these is that you do not, you do not stop having sex to search for fallen toys.

IS NOT A TOY IS A HIGH-GRADE MODEL

OANST · #**694** 01-26-2009, 10:44 AM

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That certainly is a possibility. However, they look well enough like twins for me to discard that possibility.

I repeat. HMMMMMM!

My last would have to get a perfect 5. I masturbated the day before so as to give peak performance. It worked like a charm. Long and dirty.

I feel dirty for even having said that but I needed to put something on topic here.

Wings of Fire · #**695** 01-26-2009, 12:19 PM

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My last would have to get a perfect 5. I masturbated the day before so as to give peak performance. It worked like a charm. Long and dirty.

I feel dirty for even having said that but I needed to put something on topic here.

You disgust me.

OANST · #**696** 01-26-2009, 12:37 PM

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IS NOT A TOY IS A HIGH-GRADE MODEL

I stand corrected.

Pilot · #**697** 01-26-2009, 04:40 PM

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IS NOT A TOY IS A HIGH-GRADE MODEL

So.... what you mean is that this is one of those pricey 'waterproof' vibrators with nubbys and a g-spot stimulator and the whole bit?

Strike Witch · #**698** 01-26-2009, 09:04 PM

Actually we just have a regular pink dildo.

***Nate*** · #**699** 01-26-2009, 09:07 PM

I really want to ask whether it's double-headed but, instead, I will demand that we stop talking about this. There are children listening.

Pilot · #**700** 01-26-2009, 09:11 PM

inb4 Nate's fakecockblock

Havoc · #**701** 01-27-2009, 07:55 AM

Would anyone be interested in this chocolate penis we bought on some erotic fare?

OANST · #**702** 01-27-2009, 07:59 AM

Yeah. Give it to me.

Silly question.

mitsur · #**703** 01-27-2009, 09:00 AM

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I really want to ask whether it's double-headed but, instead, I will demand that we stop talking about this. There are children listening.

Too late, Nate

Nemo · #**704** 01-27-2009, 10:25 AM

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I really want to ask whether it's double-headed but, instead, I will demand that we stop talking about this. There are children listening.

Buzzkill.

Venks · #**705** 01-27-2009, 03:54 PM

Ey yo. I have too much sex. I'm starting to find it boring and routine. I mean it feels awesome once I get started, but when deciding whether I want to have sex or watch a movie I tend to lean towards something I haven't seen before.
What should I do?

***Wil*** · #**706** 01-27-2009, 04:01 PM

Wait for me.

Or, just go with it. If you plump for watching a film more often, you’ll be having sex less often, and maybe then it’ll start to feel less like routine and more like something special. I wouldn’t worry about it, all in all.Note, what I would do is not necessarily the best thing to do.

Bullet Magnet · #**707** 01-27-2009, 05:05 PM

You should probably write it up like a lab report. Feels like the natural thing to do.

***Wil*** · #**708** 01-27-2009, 05:21 PM

The natural thing to do when it comes to lab reports is slash my wrists.

Or is that just me? O.K., you’re the better scientist. I quit my course and am going to become a lady of the evening.

Venks · #**709** 01-27-2009, 07:02 PM

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Wait for me.

Or, just go with it. If you plump for watching a film more often, you’ll be having sex less often, and maybe then it’ll start to feel less like routine and more like something special. I wouldn’t worry about it, all in all.Note, what I would do is not necessarily the best thing to do.

Makes sense. I guess by waiting it would make our experience that much better.

mitsur · #**710** 01-27-2009, 07:30 PM

I'm not sure about that. For me, it seems to feel the same whether I wait a week or a day.

Then again, it's only a hand for now

***Nate*** · #**711** 01-27-2009, 08:30 PM

Mitsur: They're talking about psychological "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" waiting rather than male biological pressure waiting. As for the latter for me, anything longer than two or three days actually makes it worse because it just becomes about relieving pressure and doesn't end up feeling good.

Pilot · #**712** 01-27-2009, 11:02 PM

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Wait for me.

God you two, get a bus bathroom will you?

The moaning will make the walls shudder.... along with anyone who may be within the general vicinity.

Nemo · #**713** 01-28-2009, 01:07 AM

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Mitsur: They're talking about psychological "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" waiting rather than male biological pressure waiting. As for the latter for me, anything longer than two or three days actually makes it worse because it just becomes about relieving pressure and doesn't end up feeling good.

Waiting longer tends to make it messier for me. I prefer "all the fun with less the mess."

Eedit:
Oh, also, 4/5.

Then a steep decline to 1/5 as I noticed some sort of red gooey thing on... Myself. I looked, and didn't find any cuts or wounds. And after using the bathroom, I didn't having any burning sensation nor blood in the urine. I'm hoping it was just a bit of pizza.

Venks · #**714** 01-28-2009, 09:05 AM

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God you two, get a bus bathroom will you?

The moaning will make the walls shudder.... along with anyone who may be within the general vicinity.

That sounds fantastic. Why do things in a modest bedroom when you could be naughty somewhere in public?

Havoc · #**715** 01-28-2009, 11:55 AM

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I'm hoping it was just a bit of pizza.

On your... penis?

OANST · #**716** 01-28-2009, 01:48 PM

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On your... penis?

I'm going to have to agree with this post.

Bullet Magnet · #**717** 01-28-2009, 02:20 PM

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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

OANST · #**718** 01-28-2009, 02:24 PM

You should be banned for quoting that. You have shown Pilot up simply by repeating what some other crazy bastard said. Shame on you.

Nemo · #**719** 01-28-2009, 02:25 PM

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On your... penis?

Yes.

I'm not screwing pizza, I just had pizza an hour or so before, and in all probability some of it fell on my shirt, which eventually fell on my manliness.

OANST · #**720** 01-28-2009, 02:27 PM

Your habits of hygiene are nearly as disgusting as your stories of incest.