The NEW! Sex Thread -

Dixanadu · #**601** 05-13-2011, 12:15 AM

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I like trains.

You like man trains.

Mudokon_Master · #**602** 05-13-2011, 12:19 AM

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I don't think you can fuck up your blood flow. Unless you have it on so tight that your penis starts going purple.

Yeah, exactly. Vendors of cock rings and medical sources always indicate that cock rings are not to be worn for more than about 30 minutes. Falling asleep or using illicit drugs at the same time is very dangerous. This may cause priapism, a medical emergency that, if not treated promptly, can result in severe and permanent damage, including penile gangrene that can result in the destruction and possible amputation of the penis.
Got that from Wikipedia.

Dixanadu · #**603** 05-13-2011, 01:02 AM

There's a spider in South America that can cause priapism for hours if you're bitten.

Nice to go out with a raging boner.

Mudokon_Master · #**604** 05-13-2011, 02:53 AM

Now that's just dardy.

***Alcar*** · #**605** 05-13-2011, 05:51 AM

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There's a spider in South America that can cause priapism for hours if you're bitten.

Nice to go out with a raging boner.

Spiders aren't the only cause: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_lust

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet · #**606** 05-13-2011, 06:57 AM

In my first aid course we were taught to check men for erections as a sign of injury.

I'm pretty sure that was the reason.

Dixanadu · #**607** 05-13-2011, 04:08 PM

To be hung like a horse, you must be hung in general?

I wonder if someone had erectile dysfunction, would priapism not affect them... living or dead?

Mudokon_Master · #**608** 05-13-2011, 05:45 PM

I believe the past tense of hang is hanged.

***Nate*** · #**609** 05-13-2011, 06:24 PM

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There's a spider in South America that can cause priapism for hours if you're bitten.

Nice to go out with a raging boner.

A few years back, some marine biologists in Queensland reported that they had discovered a jellyfish that gave guys boners. They suggested that research in to its toxin could be used to develop new forms of Viagra. They also warned people against going out and trying to find the jellyfish, as writhing around in agony tends to put a damper on the sexual mood.

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In my first aid course we were taught to check men for erections as a sign of injury.

A lot of spinal injuries cause erections. Nitrous oxide poisoning too.

Dixanadu · #**610** 05-13-2011, 06:24 PM

It is.

In these parts, 'to be hung like a horse/bull' implies you have a massive dick.

Saying 'I'm hanged like a horse' isn't funny, and you'd get stabbed and called a hun.

Mudokon_Master · #**611** 05-13-2011, 06:26 PM

Oh, since we were talking about Death erection I assumed you were referring to it.

Dixanadu · #**612** 05-13-2011, 06:27 PM

Ah, no. I was referring to large penises.

Phylum · #**613** 05-13-2011, 06:43 PM

Hanged is the past tense of hang when it's to hang from the neck until you're dead. Every other time it's hung.

JennyGenesis · #**614** 05-14-2011, 03:49 AM

Having a death erection will please those into necrophilia (I think thats how its spelt)

Phylum · #**615** 05-14-2011, 04:21 AM

Don't start saying necrophilia. We're already near the top of the zoophilia forums search results, so we don't need to be on the necrophilia ones too. I'd hate to have some people that are into necrophilia join like they did when we had the zoophilia thread. It would also be bad the get the anti necrophilia people join and tell us how disgusting we are .

So please, don't start discussing necrophillia. Don't even say necrophillia.

Nemo · #**616** 05-14-2011, 06:09 AM

What about necrophiliac? Can we say that?

STM · #**617** 05-14-2011, 06:38 AM

I think that's the kind of thing you just don't discuss. So let's not. As Phylum suggests.

Wings of Fire · #**618** 05-14-2011, 06:44 AM

I would prefer we not be known as an incest forum because incest and having a forum dedicated to it would be a little weird.

incest forum

JennyGenesis · #**619** 05-14-2011, 06:48 AM

So anything that doesn't involve animals, corpses or family members? Right. got it.

Havoc · #**620** 05-14-2011, 07:23 AM

Wait wait wait, what about second grade family?

Dixanadu · #**621** 05-14-2011, 10:11 PM

By that you mean...cousins who are not related to you, blood wise?

Or step brothers/sisters?

JennyGenesis · #**622** 05-14-2011, 11:26 PM

I think even if they were not blood related I still wouldn't do it. It would just feel wrong.

Dixanadu · #**623** 05-14-2011, 11:36 PM

But it's not!

IT FEELS NICE

enchilado · #**624** 05-15-2011, 02:05 AM

I think incest is hot.

metroixer · #**625** 05-15-2011, 06:50 AM

abandon ship

Dixanadu · #**626** 05-15-2011, 06:52 AM

It would be easier to throw Ench off the ship.

With his family.

Manco · #**627** 05-15-2011, 07:42 AM

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abandon ship

Is that like some weird subset of "shippers"?

STM · #**628** 05-15-2011, 08:14 AM

When did this place become Rome? Or Texas? My mummy and daddy are also brother and sister, yeh, that probably is why you have an arm growing out of your forehead. GHYUCK!

Wings of Fire · #**629** 05-15-2011, 08:36 AM

Incest is hot if it's not real and intra-generational.

Sekto Springs · #**630** 05-15-2011, 08:44 AM

Incest has never been portrayed as sexy outside of hentai, and even then, it's hit and miss.
Aki Sora was damn fine though.