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03-19-2004, 08:01 AM
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Shouldn't this be in NOA&L if it's a story type thing?
I dunno, we used to have something like this in OT, but if it needs to be moved, whatever...

... touching everything they passed that was....
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03-19-2004, 09:22 AM
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Green and/or made of paper, exposing their violent sickness upon the wealthy and distressed, which led up to...
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...were fans of Dungeons and Dragons and Black Majicks, so they summoned giant...
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Yep there was a thread like this a long time ago I thought I bring something similar back.

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03-20-2004, 06:57 PM
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...midnight was the new "lunch-hour" and all the higways were filled with traffic, so the peanuts gave birth to a colony of giant winged Janet Jackson Boob look-alikes that swarmed the...
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03-20-2004, 06:59 PM
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03-20-2004, 07:02 PM
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...show up on an Emerald City Award show that broadcasts to the entire world, now angry parents are upset because thier children saw the swarms of flying boods, so...
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they would form a giant angy mob and they would go...
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Find a bunch of flying Justin Timberlake hands to battle with the boobs and they...
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...televised the epic battle between giant Janet boobs and Justin hands on Pay-Per-View so all the...
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rich kids could watch it but...
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the government cut in the broadcast and said it was too graphic, and Booby-fondling isn't allowed until you're thirteen. So..
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WHAT??

Someone pickup where I left off.
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the kids said the government had aliens which...
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... everyone knows that the cookie monsters were destined to rule over the monkeys who live in cookies by the train tracks. This enraged puke the monkey, so he decided to take a big ol' hammer and ...
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...hand it to someone with no arms so they'd drop it on Puke the monkey's toe, then he could sue the armless guy for...
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... out of nowhere, the calvary appeared! Comprised of hundreds of nights in shining armor and astride horses of a hundred diffrent colors, there was a battle so spectacular that you would never in your life see it illustrated in these forums. The end was near, when suddenly ...
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...Gandalf showed up with the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz; all of 'em armed with lightsabers and...
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Then he woke up and realized it was alllll a dream.

The End.

I'm such a bastard
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