Survey 1.
1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
~ Aslik's got a good figure, and he's rolling in cash...
2. What pet would you have?
~ I wouldn't have a pet. I'd cultivate spooceshrubs instead... (Don't pretend those things aren't hallucinogenic, Lorne...)
3. what oddworld creature would you be?
~ Nobody knows...
4. What would you wear?
~ Wear?
5. what job would you have?
~ I'm not tied down to a career... I'm rich, but nobody is quite sure what I do... Poor fools...
6. What kind off product would you try?
~ I'd try anything once...
would it work or backfire?
~ I hope everything would backfire occasionally...
7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
~ Charge an obscene amount of money to be let in...
8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver?
~ Tell him exactly how poor his career prospects are...
9. What game show would you be on?
~ I don't know, but I'd win, of course...
10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
~ What goes on between Bigface and I is our own private business, and we refuse to become gossip fodder...
11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
~ Depends if they were any good...
12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?
~ Is the slig hot?
13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
~ Abe? Beat me up? I'd like to see that puny mudokon try...
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Survey 2.
1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?
~ 1. Could he not hit me on the head again?
~ 2. Could he scratch the itch I have in one of those hard-to-reach spots on my back?
~ 3. Could he tell me where I put my keys?
2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band?
~ I'd be the singer, baby!
What would you wear?
~ There's that weird word again...
3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
~ Stop prying into our private life!
4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld?
~ Persuasiveness. Beats Flying any day.
Would it useful?
~ It would.
5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly?
~ I'd sweet-talk her until she retracted the statement...
6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
~ Pah! I only eat the finest foods prepared by the finest chefs in the Universe! No puny Lunch-ladies for me...
7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you?
~ Oh, they do...
Who would it be?
~ I would give you the list, but it would be violating their privacy...
8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons?
Me? Enslaved? Hah! I'm the one who does the enslaving, friend... The trick is to make sure they don't realise they arebeing enslaved...
9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?
~ Nothing and nobody disturbs my sleep. I train all of my minions to let themselves out...
10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
~ Who said I tried to force him out in the first place?
11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?
~ Bring it on!
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Survey 3.
1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?
~ Is our "agreement" still going through?
2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?
~ I would tell hiim exactly who I am and what I do...
3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?
~ My charm, my good looks, and my friends/allies/associates...
4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?
~ That I really was the character I've been being throughout these questionnaires...
5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.
~ Humour does not become someone with the tremendous powers and responsibilities I have...