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***Wil*** · #31 04-02-2002, 03:43 PM

...I would ask which kind of administrator - the dude who runs a hospital, or the guy who runs a website.

If I had the opportunity to go back in time and meet one person...

***Xavier*** · #32 04-02-2002, 03:47 PM

... I would meet Lorne Lanning and tell him to not cancel SligStorm

If I was sended on special mission on the mudokon-hand-moon I will...

***Wil*** · #33 04-02-2002, 05:48 PM

...try not to make a big footprint.
...make a big deliberate footprint.
...not leave my wallet up there.
...be pretty chuffed.
...be on that rocket before you can read the dictionary.
...discover a secret level to Abe's Oddysee.
...get caught in customs for smuggling [insert something here, perhaps in next reply].
...try not to upset the moon's orbit.
...not introduce Scrabs to the surface.
...intorduce Fleeches instead.

Bill Gates deserves a big...

MunchOnThis · #34 04-02-2002, 05:56 PM

...........KICK!! Though I dunno I put that. Oh well.

If I was made out of Loo Roll...........

Danny · #35 04-02-2002, 05:58 PM

...I would be sure to stay away from naked flames.

Without good Oral Hygiene, we are no better than...

Majic · #36 04-02-2002, 06:19 PM

Than old giesers who have false teeth...
If you had to play Osamo-Bin-Laden in a video game, you would make it...

Danny · #37 04-02-2002, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
Than old giesers who have false teeth...
If you had to play Osamo-Bin-Laden in a video game, you would make it...

...right to the last level, when I would be blasted to pieces by the evil Bush Monster.

Without blu-tack, there would be no...

Majic · #38 04-02-2002, 06:42 PM

uh, cordless phones...
WIhtout the remote control, humanity would...

Danny · #39 04-02-2002, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
uh, cordless phones...
WIhtout the remote control, humanity would...

...be forced to get off its big fat arse and change the channel manually.

Giant Lettuces tend to...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #40 04-02-2002, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
...be forced to get off its big fat arse and change the channel manually.

Giant Lettuces tend to...

...get revenge on the human race by dipping us in dressing and chomping us down! Eee...

If I were about to be injected with Ebola, I would think to myself...

Danny · #41 04-02-2002, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite
If I were about to be injected with Ebola, I would think to myself...

..."If only I'd kept my stupid mouth shut..."

All you need is...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #42 04-02-2002, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
All you need is...

..cheese! All you need is cheese...

Oh no, I've turned the game into another cheese game.. Mehehehe...

If cheese started to evolve and mutate into superior beings (as if they aren't now), I would....

Danny · #43 04-02-2002, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite
If cheese started to evolve and mutate into superior beings (as if they aren't now), I would...

...get down on my knees and sing hosannas(sp) to its name.

When I woke up this morning and looked at my feet...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #44 04-02-2002, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
When I woke up this morning and looked at my feet...

...I would think "Wow, it sure it entertaining to stare at my feet"...

If I were to die and get reincarnated as a rock, but remember my former life I would....

Al the Vykker · #45 04-02-2002, 07:36 PM

... sit there and stare at a computer screen.

If oddworld forums was shut down I would.......

MunchOnThis · #46 04-02-2002, 07:41 PM

.........sit on my ass and eat cookies.
If I woke up and became a bit of spaghetti.....

Danny · #47 04-02-2002, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite
If I were to die and get reincarnated as a rock, but remember my former life I would....

...despair.

Unfortunately, Mary already had all the socks she needed, so she had to...

Majic · #48 04-02-2002, 10:43 PM

Spontaneously combust....
If you discovered a highly advanced race of armpit hairs underneath your eyelid, you would...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #49 04-02-2002, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Majic_Abe
If you discovered a highly advanced race of armpit hairs underneath your eyelid, you would...

...think "What the hell is Majic talking about, if there was hair under my eyelid, it would be eyelid hair, not armpit hair"...

If I woke up and found that my arms could be amutated, and then grow back I would...

MudokonOddball · #50 04-03-2002, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite

If I woke up and found that my arms could be amutated, and then grow back I would...

...still keep in mind that with the regenerative properties now mine, it does not make me impervious to pain, so I still take good care of my arms.

If any fictional creature could come to life, you would choose....

Majic · #51 04-03-2002, 09:12 PM

a pikachu!!! Uh, if you were to become a worshiped idol by accident, you would...

MudokonOddball · #52 04-04-2002, 08:42 AM

....order them to build a steeple, then go find a gypsie!

For your magical toaster to work, you need to have.....

MunchOnThis · #53 04-04-2002, 02:37 PM

........a magical sprinkle.

If I had highly explovise bombs you would blow up.........

***Wil*** · #54 04-04-2002, 02:59 PM

...unless you ran after lighting the fuse.

The orientation of cricket bats can reveal...

Danny · #55 04-04-2002, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Max the Mug
The orientation of cricket bats can reveal...

...the true nature or the Soul.

Unless proper care is taken, butterflies are liable to...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #56 04-04-2002, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
Unless proper care is taken, butterflies are liable to...

...take over your brain meats!

If I had a flying desk that must be fed 4 times a day, I would...

Joe the Intern · #57 04-04-2002, 08:02 PM

... would think "Why the hell do I have a flying desk? Tunneling desks are much better."

When pigs really CAN fly...

Danny · #58 04-04-2002, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by Joe the Intern
When pigs really CAN fly...

...bacon will go up. *hears groans* Oh, come on, someone had to say it!

Humpty Dumpty...

Melvin:squeeking paramite · #59 04-04-2002, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by Danny
Humpty Dumpty...

...was a damned ignorant, careless but blissful egg who, one day, got up on a wall and fell to his death. This egg shattered into hundreds of pieces on the ground. He will never live again. He's gone! The egg is dead and rotting! In a bunch of pieces, too! Now tell me nursery rhymes aren't corrupt, you bastards!

If my head was forced to be sewn onto my largest enemies neck to keep me alive...

Danny · #60 04-04-2002, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin:squeeking paramite
If my head was forced to be sewn onto my largest enemies neck to keep me alive...

I'd bite him.

The best meal containing aubergines is...