Your first post.

[Wil]

Interesting. He's not in my Steam friends list either, but I didn't get any notification that he'd left it.

[MA]

is anyone still on this forum?

that is all.

[skychase2rebirth]

My first post:

Hi, I'm new here, I tried some awesome demos, I hope you'll like mine(R1, E1, L1, E2) ^^.
I'm working on this since April 1st, I edited some CAMs with Win7's "MSpaint".

http://www.mediafire.com/?lecdclh783ieil6

Edit: Found some mistakes in E2, you can jump through some walls without being able to get out -_-'

Started with mods & hacks posts, still doing the same today ;P

[Nate]

In a reply to a question about whether Molluck is alive or dead. I was a know-it-all even then.

OI said that Munch and Abe were going to be visiting the ruins of Rupture Farm and that Molluck was going to be returning in MO. Then they took that out; maybe it will be in ME

Then again, I was 20 when I posted that. I shouldn't be so shocked that I haven't changed much in the intervening years.

My first post has been lost in time somehow

This one is a week older. Did you seriously lurk from May 2003 until March 2004 without posting?

I think I would first go to the ruins of Rupture Farms an arm myself for any wildlife that still survives over there. After that I would get a jeep and drive to the ruins of necrum mines and check out the vaults of necrum.
Then take a quike peek at the abandoned feeco depot and then go searching for a bottle of Soulstorm Brew at the ruins of Soulstorm Brewery.

Maybe looking for the crash site of Vykers lab is also a nice touring idea.

'And on your left: The remains of Vykers lab!'

[Slog Bait]

After spending years of lurking, I finally got the guts to make an account on here. Well, not neccissarily guts, but I'm at the point where I can say hello and make a good impression on people. Or so I hope. I've personally been a great fan of Oddworld since Abe's Oddysee first came out. I loved the game so much it became a drug for my 4 year old mind.

Oddworld isn't just an addiction/obsession of mine, but it's also a huge inspiration for me. Because of the Oddworld games, I continued drawing, and now I've made it into the best damn art school in the state. Er... an academy to be exact. So yes, expect me to be posting in the FC sometime, and expect me to be posting often.

Well, I'm sure if you've read this, I've completely bored you to death. And if that's true: SUCCESS! If that's false: GODDAMMIT.

Either way it goes, it's great to be here and I hope to make some good friends here. Anyone here can IM me at anytime, and please do, it's always great to meet another Oddworld fan, just as long as your not a batshit insane teenager who wants to marry one or more Oddworld characters and talks about how fucking sexy ____ is.

Last time that happened, I got mauled by mass amounts of weeabos.

Warning: The above post may or may not contain sarcasm. Viewer descretion is advised.

I lurked this place for roughly 3 years before making this account and I honestly thought this was the best way to introduce myself to the forum what the fuck is wrong with me I almost want to cry aaaAAAARRRGGGHH I MIXED UP YOU'RE AND YOUR AND MEME'D AND EVERYTHING HLEP

[Phylum]

I said so little in my welcome thread because I knew I was a stupid kid. That's also why my posts per day has only just gone above 2.

EDIT: And this is only my 2800th post.

[Slog Bait]

I know I'm fucking stupid and a lot of what I say is complete bullshit that has no real input or is completely and utterly false so I tend to not post as much. That is the exact reason this is only my 198th post on this forum, and my posts per day aren't going to go up very much unless I can stop being me.

When I made that post I thought I was out of my "stupid kid" phase but it turned out I was still going through it completely blind to the fact that I was, and probably still am. It's a vicious cycle.

Lately I've noticed all I talk about on here is myself. Oops.

[MeechMunchie]

Oh, I talk about myself a lot, and it's especially noticeable in other people's blogs. It's the only subject I know about, I guess.

[STM]

You know a fair bit about etymology. ;D

[Steamer_KING]

My first one with this account:

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...405#post486405

[Mac Sirloin]

'could they be working on a fangus movie?'
It seems like a possibility, what are your guys thoughts?

(oh, I am new, this is my first post)

The first post I actually remember was one where I got mad at Patrick Vykkers and called him an old man for his Hot Fuzz avatar, among other things. Also my fanfics. God.

I had a weird habit of using the little header smilies on every post at first. Glad I stopped doing that.

[kapteeni13]

My first post: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showpo...05&postcount=6
Heh, this was posted almost after i made my first trainer.

Edit: Whopsie, i did mistake at search, here is my real first: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=18777

[Nepsotic]

I never asked as I didn't have an account back then, or AO on pc, but what does "Objects already" mean?

[kapteeni13]

but what does "Objects already" mean?

Triggers wheels, electrics, trap doors... It was kinda glitchy cheat. Specially when it made Slig generate sound between 0,05 seconds.

[Hobo]

Jesus I hope I'm still not visiting this shitty forum in 9 years...

Obligatory tiny text

[T-nex]

Oh I think you messed up a little there Hobo, I checked, and this is your first recorded post on OWF:

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showpo...18&postcount=3







......

[MA]

heh. Hobo got outed.

[Spooce-aholic]

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...916#post499916

[Mr. Bungle]

And it was just as awful as your 203 subsequent posts.

[Anonyman!]

Hey. I'm new. Welcome me.


Seriously though, I'm an old fan of the oddworld games, started with Exodus, and am now drowning in the same "oddpocalypse" many of you seem to be in. I just hope the movies make up for the lack of games. Or whatever they're doing now.


Hi...

Reading my old posts genuinely make me want to castrate myself. You can almost smell the scrotum-like fragrance of my youth seeping through the pixels your eyes are currently pointed towards. Like pus. Putrid, cock-scented pus.

[Mr. Bungle]

Oddworld movies, oh man. There's a blast from the past.

[STM]

Citizen Siege and Wage Wars, good lord. That's like dusting off some old, unreadable book.

[Havoc]

Yeah are those officially canceled and put into the big warehouse with all of OWI's other canceled projects? Because I think they're starting to run out of space.

[Ridg3]

Hello there good people of OWF the names Ridg3, well it would've been Ridge if some gamer from XBOX-LIVE didn't steal it, so I decided to replace the e with a 3.

This thread should have been up quite some time ago, but thanks to the Godlike admins of this forum site I can now recieve all the friendly and warm welcomes that I'm (not) likely to recieve on this site.

The things that you need to know about me are that I'm very sensitive about my weight, my favourite Oddworld Game is Abe's Oddysey, and I hate spiders.

I'd like to think that I'm not like old me anymore. I have a big urge to go back in time and bitchslap myself for being a tiresome twat, like seriously, going down memory lane was very cringe worthy.

Was I really a big faggot back then?

[MeechMunchie]

I remember making fun of you for liking heavy metal and having a number in your username.

[OANST]

Was I really a big faggot back then?

Back then?

[Wings of Fire]

Was I really a big faggot back then?

I remember liking Dixanadu a lot and hating you.

Things change.

[Hobo]

Oh I think you messed up a little there Hobo, I checked, and this is your first recorded post on OWF:

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showpo...18&postcount=3







......

You're no fun.

[Sekto Springs]

No, this is his first post.

[Phylum]

I remember making fun of you for liking heavy metal and having a number in your username.

Rid - guh - three.