Yuck, menthol cigarettes. Now that is something that I do despise, the taste of it is not in the least satisfactory and fucks up whatever you happen to be eating/drinking at the time. But on the topic of menthol ciggies, a mate of mine lives in Jersey and she brought smokes with her that I've never heard of.
Camel Menthol Crush were the name of the brand but I was not aware of this at the time.
So, standing outside a popular nightclub (where all the unsociable, awkward metalheads go to, hurr hurr) I was rolling up my ciggarette (which is my preferred smoke) whenever she offered me one of these unheard of fags. I, wanting to try something new, stopped rolling and took the fag off her and lit up.
Now these cigarettes are different from regular ones. Sure, they taste (horrible) like normal (cheap, horrid) smokes but there is a little fiber-glass ball in the fag-end that you pop and makes the smoke all minty and yucky. She just said to me to squeeze the butt really hard (lol,) so I did and was shocked to find that the flavor changed.
Enjoy that anti-climatic ending.
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