I've had to deal with these people once before. My college put on a play involving the story of some young gay man in Wyoming that was tortured and murdered. I didn't see it, though I heard good things about it. I just went to the premier to play with the god hates fags people. It was a beautiful thing I tell ya, me and a few friends bought a whole bunch of condoms, the one with large amounts of lubricant and the bumpy antennae on the ends and flicked them into the twenty or so people that came to protest. I nailed a middle aged lady in the mouth; she nearly had a coronary and I beamed under my V mask.
All in all, I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't get arrested, because seeing as how I don't drink or do drugs or anything else to put me in handcuffs, I feel I'm missing out on an important part of my life.
I still find it amusing, however, that this entire anti-gay sentiment is based on Sodom and Gomorrah, which is about rape and catering to angels so they don't toast your ass. Because more often than not in the bible they do.
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