Boy becomes father at 13! -

Slig-13 · #31 02-14-2009, 02:14 AM

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Are you a Brit?

well if you weren't so fixated on starting an argument you may have taken the time to see my location is the Isle of Wight .... so yes

...cock

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Holy shit are British people the worst or what?

my god, we're awful D: the sooner i get away...the better!

Jordan · #32 02-14-2009, 02:45 AM

Getting out of Britain doesn't automatically change you to not being British. You always will be.

Also, the parents aren't helping at all. Letting their fifteen year old daughter sleep around in their own home? They ought to be shot.

Hobo · #33 02-14-2009, 03:41 AM

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Holy shit are British people the worst or what?

*Insert Canadian racial slur here*

***Wil*** · #34 02-14-2009, 04:12 AM

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Also, the parents aren't helping at all. Letting their fifteen year old daughter sleep around in their own home? They ought to be shot.

Absolutely. Pickpockets should have their hands cut off and those that drop litter shall be hanged.

looney-bin · #35 02-14-2009, 04:18 AM

Discraceful. Absolutly discraceful. The kids are irresponsible, the parents of these kids should be ashamed of themselves, and the baby is most likely going to be brought up on tax payer's money since neither of the kids can work. There should be laws against this sort of thing, and if there are, they should be enforced.

Wings of Fire · #36 02-14-2009, 04:29 AM

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Discraceful. Absolutly discraceful. The kids are irresponsible,

The kids are kids.

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the parents of these kids should be ashamed of themselves, and the baby is most likely going to be brought up on tax payer's money since neither of the kids can work.

Their grandparents can.

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There should be laws against this sort of thing, and if there are,

There are

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they should be enforced.

How the hell would you go around doing that?

***Wil*** · #37 02-14-2009, 04:39 AM

Chop their willies off!

Wings of Fire · #38 02-14-2009, 05:07 AM

I'd love to hear how you'd explain that punishment to a child of your own with the idea of deterrence in mind

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Killy · #39 02-14-2009, 05:10 AM

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How the hell would you go around doing that?

They

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shall be hanged

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their willies!

AlexFili · #40 02-14-2009, 06:32 AM

Congratuations to the lucky father.
Don't forget, some people never get a chance to have a baby.

So he's young... he knew what he was doing, and so he should face the consequences. I'm sure he'll be fine.

Mac Sirloin · #41 02-14-2009, 06:35 AM

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*Insert Canadian racial slur here*

Nuckies.

OANST · #42 02-14-2009, 06:41 AM

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The kids are kids.

This is absolutely the right answer. Children do not typically have the requisite life experience, responsibility, or self restraint to be relied upon not to fuck each other if the parents and teachers of said children do not instill a healthy fear of the consequences or at least keep an eye on the little bastards.

I became a father at the ripe old age of 16. It was a mistake that could have ruined our lives. It didn't because her parents had some semblance of intelligence and helped her through the situation. But it so easily could have. Not that I regret having created that life. Not at all.

It's complicated.

Mac Sirloin · #43 02-14-2009, 11:46 AM

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This is absolutely the right answer. Children do not typically have the requisite life experience, responsibility, or self restraint to be relied upon not to fuck each other if the parents and teachers of said children do not instill a healthy fear of the consequences or at least keep an eye on the little bastards.

I became a father at the ripe old age of 16. It was a mistake that could have ruined our lives. It didn't because her parents had some semblance of intelligence and helped her through the situation. But it so easily could have. Not that I regret having created that life. Not at all.

It's complicated.

Wait, how old are you?

OANST · #44 02-14-2009, 11:50 AM

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Wait, how old are you?

I'm 27. Abbey is not my first child.

Mac Sirloin · #45 02-14-2009, 12:51 PM

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I'm 27. Abbey is not my first child.

None the less, I thought you were older.

I wasn't trying to be judgmental, either, I know you can tell, but these other shitheads can't.

used:) · #46 02-14-2009, 01:33 PM

Eh, maybe one of them will keep a journal of his/her experience as a teenage parent. Then they'll publish it, Oprah will put it on here book club, and the two will have money coming out the whazoo.

Just a possibility.

Havoc · #47 02-15-2009, 02:16 AM

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Congratuations to the lucky father.
Don't forget, some people never get a chance to have a baby.

So he's young... he knew what he was doing, and so he should face the consequences. I'm sure he'll be fine.

The kid doesn't even know what financial means and you think he knew what he was doing?

moxco · #48 02-16-2009, 08:42 AM

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you may have taken the time to see my location is the Isle of Wight

Oh of corse I know where the Isle of White is. After I googled it!

Hobo · #49 02-16-2009, 08:44 AM

It's "Isle Of Wight". And it's "course".

I hear other boys are claiming fatherhood of the baby. What a fucking slag.

moxco · #50 02-16-2009, 08:46 AM

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It's "Isle Of Wight"

Do you think I give a shit?

OANST · #51 02-16-2009, 08:48 AM

The walls of civility are crumbling!

Hobo · #52 02-16-2009, 08:58 AM

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Do you think I give a shit?

You fucking do if you don't want to be banned for being an obnoxious cunt.

Also:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kKLQXPD72d...-h/supdawg.png

Mac Sirloin · #53 02-16-2009, 01:20 PM

No offense to any Ugly British chicks here, but she's the first thing I think of when I think "Ugly British chick."

Hobo · #54 02-16-2009, 01:23 PM

She's 15. You should see the fully grown ones. Ugh.

T-nex · #55 02-16-2009, 02:05 PM

I think these kids watched too much Juno.

Killy · #56 02-16-2009, 02:38 PM

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I think these kids watched too much Juno.

But Juno was funny, this is just sad. Maybe they missed the whole message the movie was trying to convey.

Poor children.

Mac Sirloin · #57 02-16-2009, 03:33 PM

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But Juno was funny.

Juno was trendy garbage from a garbage director that had awful, awful dialog, Micheal Cera playing that SAME FUCKING ROLE, and presenting a really stupid worldview as to how people actually react to pregnancy.

Yeah, the first thing I'd do is set up that shit in the yard too. Fucking unbelievable.

I understand if you like it, but I hate Juno with a fucking passion. My overwhelming, morbid dislike for that movie is actually beyond words.

mitsur · #58 02-16-2009, 06:31 PM

Further proof that anything can happen with enough stupidity and roofies.

This story further fueled my rage for mass-produced media and parents who don't know how to control their children. And for children who don't even think about the ramifications about what they do.

Both of them should be beaten for putting their baby through that kind of shit.

Bullet Magnet · #59 02-16-2009, 06:54 PM

Children don't think about consequences. It is, quite literally, proven in the biology of their developing brains.

***Nate*** · #60 02-16-2009, 07:06 PM

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Children don't think about consequences. It is, quite literally, proven in the biology of their developing brains.

Has it been proven that adults do think about consequences? What with the capital punishment thread and all...