Honey, I love you. Change your body permanently for MEE! -

Jacob · #31 07-09-2005, 12:32 AM

Bisexual?! What?

Anytoast, to go a bit off topic, would you say you've always been Bisexual, or are you Bisexual purely 'cos you're part of the Alternative clique thing (i base that assumption on the picturegraph where you're all Emog and shtuffs)?

Apparently something Gay like 90% of people are Bisexual, they just choose not to admit it, and only 10% are truly 100% Muffy or 100% Homo-Superior.

Dino · #32 07-09-2005, 12:47 AM

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Bisexual?! What?

Were you not aware that I munch vagina and penis in equal proportion?

a flock of seagulls · #33 07-09-2005, 12:48 AM

That explains a lot, dino.

Dino · #34 07-09-2005, 12:50 AM

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That explains a lot, dino.

What, like, the reason why you have an erection right now?

a flock of seagulls · #35 07-09-2005, 12:53 AM

No, it explains why you argue all the time and do not comprehend the meaning of shutting up, youre on your man-period.

Jacob · #36 07-09-2005, 12:54 AM

'Were you not aware that I munch vagina and penis in equal proportion?'

No, though your Emog picturegraph should've given that away...

'What, like, the reason why you have an erection right now?'

No, like why his father always disappears late at night...

Dino - feel free to answer the quezzles posed.

Dino · #37 07-09-2005, 12:56 AM

Have you considered that you being an idiot might also have something to do with it?

Have you called Interpol yet? If you haven't, make sure you inform them of my plans to choke you to death on one of my blood soaked man-tampons.

(this was to AFOS not Jacob)

a flock of seagulls · #38 07-09-2005, 12:58 AM

Dino, stop argueing and get back on topic.

Dino · #39 07-09-2005, 01:00 AM

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Plants can chock people now?

Chock? Smooth, that was pretty slick considering that you were picking up on a typo.

a flock of seagulls · #40 07-09-2005, 01:02 AM

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Chock? Smooth, that was pretty slick considering that you were picking up on a typo.

God damn it would you just get back on topic?!
If you want to argue, fine.
But stop trying to run these forums into the ground and do it in pms if it has nothing to do with the origional post at hand.

Dino · #41 07-09-2005, 01:06 AM

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God damn it would you just get back on topic?!
If you want to argue, fine.
But stop trying to run these forums into the ground and do it in pms if it has nothing to do with the origional post at hand.

Wow, where did this sudden compassion for staying on topic come from? That's a pretty sharp 180 considering that just a few seconds ago you were arguing with me like you didn't give a shit.

10:01 AM a flock of seagulls

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Good job I quoted you before edited eh? Tells a different story doesn't it?

a flock of seagulls · #42 07-09-2005, 01:09 AM

Yes, your origional flame was very bad and you should have changed it, infact, the entire arguement should be deleted, *wink wink nudge nudge, mods*

Dino · #43 07-09-2005, 01:11 AM

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Yes, your origional flame was very bad and you should have changed it, infact, the entire arguement should be deleted, *wink wink nudge nudge, mods*

You know some how I don't think the mods are going to be on your side on this one, and some how I think they're going to be leaving your stupidity on public display for all to see.

I still don't see any PMs captain goodguy.

Facsimile · #44 07-09-2005, 01:33 AM

Anyway, get back to the boobies.

Kidding.

Even though I am a breast guy, the size doesn't matter to me either. The girls I like aren't heavily endowed. I like them for other reasons.

Jacob · #45 07-09-2005, 03:40 AM

'I like them for other reasons.'

Their phallus'.

I think CC is a good size for a lady, anything above they risk back ache and vileness and anything below they look like a Fagoot.

Rich · #46 07-09-2005, 04:35 AM

Hah, proportion needn't matter, tall girls with no boobs can pull it off.

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Even though I am a breast guy, the size doesn't matter to me either. The girls I like aren't heavily endowed. I like them for other reasons.

As I said before I dislike unnecessarily large boobs. This means I sometimes get stick off my friends when it comes to girls.

"Like OMG you are soooooo gay! She looks like an ironing board!"

TheRaisin · #47 07-09-2005, 12:50 PM

Gigantic breasts seriously disgust me. I think it's bizarre that some women feel the need to make their breasts larger through artificial means, and I find it even more bizarre that some guys would encourage this practice.

LEAVE THEM BE!

AquaticAmbi · #48 07-09-2005, 07:55 PM

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'I like them for other reasons.'

Their phallus'.

I think CC is a good size for a lady, anything above they risk back ache and vileness and anything below they look like a Fagoot.

Well, that doesn't sound very fair. Instead, it sounds like you think all women should have that size since anything above or below is bad. Because I'm pretty sure you're gay, I don't think you really care about breast sizes and were just commenting. But still, I do not look like a "fagoot!"

...Do I?

...Don't answer that.

Dino · #49 07-09-2005, 08:30 PM

You look lovely as you are Ambi.

Breast size doesn't matter. Jacob is just probably being weird.

Rich · #50 07-10-2005, 12:06 AM

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Well, that doesn't sound very fair. Instead, it sounds like you think all women should have that size since anything above or below is bad. Because I'm pretty sure you're gay, I don't think you really care about breast sizes and were just commenting.

C'mon, you can't take him seriously. He's always "Nazi" this, "Jew" that or "Muffy" everything. He's like a character from a dark humored pantomime.

Jacob · #51 07-10-2005, 01:31 AM

'But still, I do not look like a "fagoot!"'

Silly, Fagoot. The remark about less than a CC was a tongue-in-cheek remark. But above a CC i was being serious. I don't see the point of big breasts, aside from pillows.

It's the same with phallus' as well, overly large phallus' are irritating.

Dino · #52 07-10-2005, 02:20 AM

I agree that Jacob is mostly joking when he says these things but when he goes on about nazis I gotta wonder...

AquaticAmbi · #53 07-10-2005, 09:45 AM

Thanks, Dino.

I figured Jacob was probably just being weird (hence the "just commenting" part of my post), but I guess I still have trouble picking up on Jacoby humor. You do have a good point though, Jakey, about the phallus; people are far too concerned with size in that department too.

Back to the original posts for a moment, did the woman that this guy "loves" agree and go through with the surgery?

Dipstikk · #54 07-10-2005, 10:08 AM

Nope. The last response to the thread is right after I replied again.

Rich · #55 07-10-2005, 01:44 PM

*Looks up Phallus*

Do most girls actually care about penis size?

AquaticAmbi · #56 07-10-2005, 02:18 PM

That would be a definite no from me. All the same general reasons for breast size not mattering applies to penis size.

Although some women will argue that it has to be huge or whatever to get the most pleasure, from random things I've read, the average woman's depth is, I think, 5 to 6-ish in depth, which is very good, considering those are the measurements close to the average guy's length. Also, like most posters' opinions here on breasts, huge ones are icky. *grimace* It goes to show that some members of both sexes can be equally stupid about these things.

Rich · #57 07-10-2005, 02:21 PM

Well, I'd never get a penis enlargement. She has to love me for me not a huge slab of disgusting (and it is disgusting, I was looking at it in the bath) meat.
Plus, I don't need it enlarged anyway. J/k

Kimon · #58 07-10-2005, 02:25 PM

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Well, I'd never get a penis enlargement. She has to love me for me not a huge slab of disgusting (and it is disgusting, I was looking at it in the bath) meat.

Agreed. Weiners are REALLY ugly. Every single one. Unless it's attatched to someone you like.

big bro boogie · #59 07-10-2005, 02:25 PM

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Well, I'd never get a penis enlargement. She has to love me for me not a huge slab of disgusting (and it is disgusting, I was looking at it in the bath) meat.
Plus, I don't need it enlarged anyway. J/k

Like, *scrapes throat* Too much information?
Anyway, same goes for me too(Lol)
(yet I'm underage... I really should stop thinking that way. It stops my emotional evolution

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***Alcar*** · #60 07-10-2005, 02:48 PM

I've found that it doesn't matter what someone has, if you honestly love them the little things in life (hahahaha, what a pun) go away. I've got chic friends who are well endowed with breasts, and those who aren't.

To be honest, large breasts, those which could kill a small rodent, really put me off.

Alcar...