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Dipstikk 07-05-2005 08:07 PM

Honey, I love you. Change your body permanently for MEE!
 
[Mild content warning for breasts. Not because it's an exposed female torso, but because they're hideous. Thank you for your time.]

-Majic

http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat....c=1#Post366947

Can you believe these assholes?

My posts are pretty easy to find. I have a Stranger's Wrath avatar.

Edit- Thanks to Majic for the disclaimer.

Leto 07-05-2005 09:21 PM

They are indeed assholes. But tell me before posting JUBBIES, oar I SALP u.

But what is this, a breasts forums? And you're a C cup?

Dipstikk 07-05-2005 09:30 PM

Eeew, boobies.

I think the cup-thing is a ranking system.

Yeah, I go there ever so often to appease my raging breast infatuation.

Dino 07-05-2005 10:00 PM

OK, I can see the issue here, but really it could've done without the link to the forum. Just posting the topic with this subject would've sufficed. I mean come on, posting a link on a forum, to an argument on another forum, so that it can spread to this forum?

That aside, personally I can't see what the big deal with breasts is. And I hate the way women lie to themselves about this bodypart that they have absolutely no sexual interest in. I hate the way they assume that all men like breasts, and I hate the way the offer them to you like it's going to offer you or them any sexual pleasure. They're BORING lumps of flesh, used for feeding babies and keeping the softcore porn industry afloat. The only thing I can think of that's even remotely attractive about them is that we're not allowed to ever see them. Apart from that, what is there to it other than a bizarre infatuation shared by a few million men?

It always puzzles me when women get themselves so worked up about their breasts. Really I couldn't give a shit if they were big or small, pert or saggy. So long as the woman that they're attatched to is attractive then I don't care about what's going on in the chest department. But ultimately I'm much more interested in the actual person, the intelligent lifeform among the skin and bones. Sex is highly overrated and so is the sexual relationship - love is so much more than just sex, and I think part of the reason why marriages and relationships are so unsuccessful these days is because there has been a shift in people's perceptions of what love is - we're now all so infatuated with breast, ass, and screwing that we've totally forgotten about passion, romance, talking, and living. This sort of pathetic "I want my woman to have big boobies" attitude is but one example, underscoring the problem with the modern day love life.

SeaRex 07-06-2005 06:55 AM

Wow. *agrees with Dino's boob rant* You saved me a lot of typing, my friend. :D

I didn't even bother clicking the link. I think we can all understand the general discussion without it now.

Kimon 07-06-2005 07:40 AM

Man, oh man. People on forums like that really bother me. They argue that they're not doing it for themselves? Ugh.

But you backed down!

You gotta fight! -Doodoo- For your right! -Doodoo- To flame REEEEEEETARDS!

AquaticAmbi 07-06-2005 08:59 AM

Eww! Why, oh, why did I click before I read?! My eyes! That guy's avatar was the most disgusting thing I've seen in so long. And those were the biggest nipples I can remember ever seeing.

...

Dino, that was one of the best rants I've ever read here.

Anywho, yeah, I think it's absolutely sickening for people to want to change their lover's bodies, except for health reasons such as a husband/wife worried about their spouse's weight but not for appearance purposes. I dislike society's obsession with large breasts... I let it seep into my own mind too often, making me feel inadequate and such.

Kimon 07-06-2005 09:05 AM

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I dislike society's obsession with large breasts... I let it seep into my own mind too often, making me feel inadequate and such.

Really? Not to sound like a pig or anything, but from what I've seen in the "What Do You Look Like?" thread, you've got absolutely nothing to worry about. :)

Majic 07-06-2005 09:05 AM

Silly Ambi- That's why I put a warning up.

I was looking at the rest of the forum. Not for pleasure, but curiosity. If I wanted straight up porn there are bajillions of easier places to look. Anywho, that's a seriously messed up place, stocked with what appear to be messed up people. Minus Dipstikk, of course. He's only halfway messed up.

Dipstikk 07-06-2005 09:45 AM

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Minus Dipstikk, of course. He's only halfway messed up.

Oh garsh, Majic. You flatter me. :D

Dino 07-06-2005 10:37 AM

he's going the DISTANCE.
he's going for SPEEEED.
she's all alone
in her time of need.
because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
he's fighting and biting and riding on his horse,
he's going the DISTANCE.

So yeah, that's basically what I think about this.

T-nex 07-06-2005 10:47 AM

I wish there were more guys like you around, Dino :)

Yea well, i hope this guy's girl reads what he just wrote so that she could dump him. I think it's horrible and cruel that somebody would alter someone else's body for their benefit. I mean, it's a risky precedure, and even if it suceeds, you can't be sure it won cause problems in future life... Also it's horrible to know you're not 100% natural. That a part of you is plastic. I'm not sure about evryone else, but i would feel terrible.

Dino 07-06-2005 11:17 AM

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I wish there were more guys like you around, Dino :)

Oh yes, the women LOVE the Dino. :D

Jacob 07-06-2005 11:24 AM

Breasts are entertaining, but definately not attractive or arousing (though, you'd be hard pushed to find a Mo who'd say that they were). I know a few guys who like breasts, and even they can't explain it.

It is, however, s'posed to be a incest-thing, though. Guys who like breasts are apparently, on some level, attracted to their mother.

...it really wouldn't surprise me, considering the people i know.

Rich 07-06-2005 12:47 PM

I hate stupid and fake huge breasts. I also hate the stupid people who usually sport them. I dislike breast surgery unless it is to reduce the size of some evil offending large breasts or something to do with cancer.

I can't say I'm attracted to breasts, they're just another body part. But I prefer small ones to big ones.

Rex Tirano 07-06-2005 01:02 PM

Wow Dipstikk that made me see you in a totally different light. Same goes for you Dino.

Those people on that forum are creeps. Why would you ask someone you love if they'll change themselves? Sure they might not be perfect, but if you really love them, tiny things [that they have no control over like: height, skin colour] shouldn't matter to you.

As for breast enlargements. I'm rather small in that department and I can empathise with Ambi, I often feel like that. It's stupid and wrong, but apparantly small breasts are in fashion now, so... :fuzconf:

- Rexy

Rich 07-06-2005 01:27 PM

Just checked out the link.

I love you Dipstikk, that's all I can say. ;)

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Originally posted by Rex Tirano
As for breast enlargements. I'm rather small in that department and I can empathise with Ambi, I often feel like that.
Don't. Just don't. Shallow men go for girls with large breasts, smaller breasts act as a filter, you should attract REAL people, who actually want to know you for you.
You know, people who aren't just total arseholes, who want something more than stupid amounts of flesh.

But maybe that's just me, as I said I find smaller breasts more attractive, less overwhelming. :)

Majic 07-06-2005 01:53 PM

Now now, people, it's not a matter of size, it's a matter of shapliness and proportion.

AquaticAmbi 07-06-2005 04:28 PM

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Really? Not to sound like a pig or anything, but from what I've seen in the "What Do You Look Like?" thread, you've got absolutely nothing to worry about. :)

OMGWTFBBQ! PIG! :p

Feh, the right combination of bra and shirt can do wonders. But thanks.

...

Wow, I'm so surprised to see how many of you have such great opinions on this situation. Then again, OWF seems to attract the more logical, independent thinker types, so I'm not really that surprised after all. As a girl that sometimes (stupidly) lets this kind of thing bother her, I'd like to thank you all. Some of your words are truly encouraging and reassuring, and it means a lot to me. :)

Rex Tirano 07-07-2005 07:46 AM

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Don't. Just don't. Shallow men go for girls with large breasts, smaller breasts act as a filter, you should attract REAL people, who actually want to know you for you.
You know, people who aren't just total arseholes, who want something more than stupid amounts of flesh.

But maybe that's just me, as I said I find smaller breasts more attractive, less overwhelming. :)

Aw bless. That's very reassurring Rich, and kinda nice to read. I'm glad you [and several other people on this forum] have that view.

- Rexy

soulstice 07-07-2005 09:52 AM

That's just nasty. Period.

Dipstikk 07-07-2005 10:04 AM

Even though I have a breast fetish, I still know where the line between fantasy and reality is. If I ever do have a girlfriend, I won't pressure them into something like that. It's just incomprehencable to ask someone to change themselves just so you can pretend like she's Tiffany Towers.

Al the Vykker 07-07-2005 11:45 AM

For me personality has always gone a long way. As cliche as it might sound it's true for me.

I could never have a meaningful relationship with someone solely on looks if their personality was like being poisoned. Looks might add to a person, or make them "attractive" but if their personality is ugly it makes that person whether they have a great body or not, completely ugly in my eyes.

The people you fall in love with or really like and have a shining or great personality that clicks with you, it makes them even more beautiful and attractive.

Rich 07-07-2005 02:14 PM

Well said Al. Very true for me too, I may be attracted by looks but you have to base your real opinion on personality and intelligence. Stupid people or evil people are not attractive.

In fact, I hate stupid people. Like dumbfucks that don't know who Nelson Mandela is.

Dino 07-07-2005 10:12 PM

Nelson Mandela? Isn't he the guy who invented the George Foreman grill?

;)

Dipstikk 07-07-2005 11:02 PM

No, no. He's that comedian who always yells, "GET R DONE!"

Yeah, Nelson Mandela the Cable Guy!

Dino 07-08-2005 02:27 AM

Cable guy... he's black right?

Ain't Mandela white?

Wait... wasn't there this one time when he was president? Or was that Kennedy?

And who the fuck is George Foreman anyways?

Statikk HDM 07-08-2005 07:55 AM

Cable guy:White
Nelson Mandela: Former leader of South Africa and he's sorta dark.
George Foreman was one of the most insane/mad dog boxers ever. 6 foot 5 and he could take punches all ****ing day long. Lost to Ali, Google "rope-a-dope". He avenged that loss however by becoming one of the oldest world heavyweight champs ever. Spends most of his time now pimping his grills. Which kick ass for dorms.
And, on topic, there is much we can learn from the 80s. To quote the flick "Weird Science": "Anything more than a handful is WAY gross."

Hobo 07-08-2005 08:50 AM

Proportion > Size.

I don't want a midgit with FFs

and i don't want my tall skinny girlfriend with FFs either. Generally speaking a C or B cup suits most people perfectly.

Asking people to change their bodies for you is just wrong. Eww.

Dino 07-08-2005 05:37 PM

Being bisexual helps to see the sexes equally regardless of chest I think... cause you kinda get the same feeling for a boy or girl, it's interchangeable, so I suppose breasts wouldn't factor in it if guys can't have breasts (naturally :p).