Check my new signature.. I found something really cool about Oddworld in the BIBLE..

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Incase you did'nt notice, in the last replies I stated that, I would lose interest in oddworld if they have abe cruxified, comparing to jesus like he was cruxified. So watch your comprehension skills, read everything what people are trying to say, and maybe you won't seem like an idiot either.

[sodd]

Yah--God..
He can do anything!

That's why absolutely NOTHING amazing is happening these days!
That's why acts like the terrorist bombings are able to be executed..

If he does exist, he is one lazy bastard!

[stefanoi]

Don't you dare say that again sodd. Just because mankind can't get along, doesn't mean he needs to stop them. I believe in God, and I don't care if you don't want to, but when you insult Him, that's when I get mad.

[Sydney]

Sodd, I know that you're not trying to be hurtful, but be aware that other people's interpretations of God are held quite close to their hearts.

It's best we try to get along with each other. So enough anger, insults and personal attacks everyone, and relax.

[ODDBODD]

SODD YOU ARE ONE SAD F*CK! JUST FOR THAT COMMENT YOU SHOULD BE FU**EN BLOWN TO HELL! YOU SHIT HEAD!

DO NOT IN YOUR FU*KING TINY ****ED UP MIND DARE SAY THAT GOD IS A LAZY BASTARD YOU SLUT!
YOU HAVE NO FU**ING RIGHT TO BLAME GOD FOR WHAT MAN HAS DONE!

GOD GAVE US EVERYTHING, HE EVEN GAVE US
THE POWER OF FREE WILL SO WE COULD DO ANYTHING WE WANT. EVEN NOT BELIEVE IN HIM!

WHY DID HE DO THAT?

BECAUSE HE LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE LEFT US IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD! HE DIDN'T NEED TO SEND LUCIFUS OR LOKI TO PUNISH THE WORLD WITH WRATH LIKE IN THE OLD TESTAMENT. HE LEFT EVERYTHING TO US, SO WE CAN BE TESTED TO THE FULLEST. TO USE OUR LIFE AND MAKE SOMETHING FOR GOD TO BE PROUD OF!

THOSE ****ING DICKSHITS THAT RAMMED THAT PLANE INTO MY AUNTIES DEATH WAS NOT GOD'S FAULT YOU FU**ING IDIOT! IT WAS THEIR OWN. SO AMERICA THINKS THAT THEY CAN BE FREAKING GOD BY PUNISHING THE FREAKS THEMSELVES. SHOOTING INOCCENT AFGANS DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE AVENGING YOUR COUNTRY! 18 CHILDREN HAVE BEEN KILLED IN THE AMERICAN BOMBING AND STRIKES. THEY ARE JUST MAKING IT WORSE.
THEIR IS NO GOOD SIDE TO WAR, EXCEPT INNOCENCE!

NOW SODD, IF YOU DO NOT BELIVE IN GOD WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU DIE. THAT FAT LAZY BASTARD WILL ROAST YOUR ASS. NO! HE WILL FORGIVE YOU LIKE HE DID WITH MOST OF MAN.

JESUS REACHED OUT TO THE LORD IN HEAVEN, BLOOD DOWN HIS FOREHEAD HE LIFTED HIS LAST BREATH. "FORGIVE THEM FATHER" HE BOWED HIS HEAD

I'm sorry for all those people who are not catholic. If you aren't i support your relegeon as much as i do to mine. Because the main thing in life is "FAITH" and "LOVE" As long as you have faith in whatever religeon you have you will recieve if you base your life upon its teachings! Believe in darkness and you will get darkness.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Go Oddbodd! You tell it!

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

But sodd, please don't say that again. There are christians here who will get angry at that and we will defend christ all the way. if you insult him, you insult me.

p.s, is that true on the abe cruxified thing?

[Black Dragon]

*Steams* How DARE you insult God!! I've kept quiet, but that just burns me up!!! What you just said, sodd, is a total insult to what many people believe in!!!! AUGH!!!! Keep your opinions to YOURSELF. God does everything for a reason, I've found that through personl experience. As you can see, many of us ARE religious. What you said is like me saying your beliefs suck and aren't great. Have I ever said that? NO! Most of my friends are atheist and I respect their beliefs, SO RESPECT MINE!!!!! I apologize to everyone else for my outburst... hasn't been a very good week for me. *Snarls*

[Robbo]

Everyone just calm down, okay. Sodd was just giving his opinion even if that last comment was uncalled for. I'm not trying to make any enemies but I don't see the big deal. Sodd stated what he beileved and how you respond to that is up to you but maybe next time you should consider that Sodd or Rettic wasn't flaming your beilefs.

[Black Dragon]

I realize that they weren't flaming my beliefs before, but I really don't appreciate sodd's last comment. That's what I was talking about in my last post. I realize I may have acted a bit harshly and quickly in my first post, for which I am sorry, but that last comment of sodd's is very offensive to me.

[sodd]

All I can say to that, Oddbodd

is that you are not a very loyal little lamb

for any man who exists with more power then the President--ie this god figure,
wouldn't approve of you passing judgement on someone you barely know.... Is that not one of the ten?

Syd is right--my 'insults' shouldn't be said on an Oddworld Message board..
I'm taking this to MSN chat..
Later fellahz.

[sodd]

And what will happen to me after I die?
Just so you know--
I will be dirt...With no potential, and showing no signs of formerly being alive...

I face the truth.

For just as you were happier when you thought Santa delivered your presents--god is there to reassure you... That you are not organic--but you have a soul...
In the form of some ancient, mistranslated text--he tells you that you are not temporary...

You know--the Lord of the Rings is a good fantasy novel... I wonder if the next species will dig up a copy of that and build their first church. hmmmmmm.
Anyways. I'm caught up in something that'll only bring me trouble..
So I will no longer read or post in this topic.
In fact, Syd... Delete away please.. Goodnight.

[Sydney]

It seems the Holy Bible has something to say about the situation in the forum we're having right now. So quit being angry, everyone.

"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also." - Matthew 5:39

[Elum]

why are we trying to insult this guy? just ignore his sorry ass.

[Conzumah]

*grabs a beer, sits back, and waits for the blood and guts to fly. all with a big grin on his face*

"We're born to be stupid, and taught to be nothing at all." - Brian Warner

"Your God is dead and no one cares. If there's a hell, I'll see you there." -Trent Reznor

"**** your God, your Lord, your Christ." -Maynard James Keenan

I just thought I'd add some outside opinions in. I'm sure all of these people could back up thier quotes, but I'm not going to so don't bother yelling at me, because they're not my quotes. peace, love, and happiness

ps- yes it's true pinky, abe gets crucified then a slig comes up and stabs him in the chest with a spear because he keeps on screaming annoying shit. then they pull him down and sodomize him with their guns. I was fortunate enough see this CG animation while at the Oddworld studios about a month ago. neat stuff! keep swallowing everything you're fed and you'll be just fine, oh grand and wise pink one.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

but sydney, God also said, to not provoke people in anger. God also said, that it's okay to get angry, but, don't use it as sin. I can give you scriptures to prove that.

Sydney, I thought you said that nothing can be solved by using the bible? Here you go, saying scriptures and stuff? I don't get you. What are you trying to say?

[Danny]

it may appear that i have shown remarkable restraint in not posting here after i was flamed. i fact i simply didn't notice this post...

however, i can't be bothered to argue. just a couple of things:

1) i am sorry if i gave offense there, i didn't realise that there was anybody out there who read the bible for pleasure. i was simply attempting to stop the flames. i apologise.

2) oddbodd, if god gave people the right to choose not to worship him, why are you flaming people for not worshipping him?

[ODDBODD]

Rettick, i am flamming people for saying that he is a lazy bastard! If you do not believe in god fair enough what you base your faith on is what you will get. As long as you are a good soul you will end up in the kingdom of god, or Allah, or lord Buddha or any relegeous symbol.
If you have read the last part of my post you will understand.

Sodd what the fu** do you mean not a loyal little lamb? is it because i swear? I happen to be the most religeous person in my WHOLE family. I go to church 3 times a week. I read the holy rosary everyday. In the morning i read the apostle's creed and my family's prayer. At night i thank god for everything he has given me! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU SODD!

Pinky the passage that sydman gave to us means alot to this topic. It means "do not oppose evil but feel sorrow for your enemy and sympathise. If your enemy shall slap you turn the other cheek." Thats why i think that we should not HATE Bin Laden but to sympathise and pray for him EVERYDAY!

[Sydney]

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR:
Sydney, I thought you said that nothing can be solved by using the bible? Here you go, saying scriptures and stuff? I don't get you.

Huh? Would you care to quote me on that? [SeanConneryVoice]You shurely musht be mishtaken.[/SeanConneryVoice]

[ODDBODD]

IT'S BECAUSE PINKY IS A DOPEHEAD ON GUMROT! HEHEHE

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

*slaps forehead* OMG Oddbodd what are you talking about? I know that passage means alot but I'm just saying, sydney said that it nothing won't be solve if you put scriptures in an argument, and I disagreed with that. And I see him put scriptures and I'm confused now. I don't hate people. It's best to pray for people like Bin Laden. God does not tempt people, nor did he put it on who ever's heart to bomb us americans. God does not plan evil.

[Sydney]

Oh, that's what you meant. When I said that, we were in a discussion about animals, in which you used scripture to justify a difference of treatment towards them.

This kind of topic is different because it is, by its nature, a philosophical/religious discussion.

[ODDBODD]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF BRUCE INKLEDERKINS EXPLOSIVE MOULDY BOXERSHORTS IS GOING ON HERE!

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

What is Lorne thinking to put the cruxifiction thingy in?

Coz, where did you get the news from?

[ODDBODD]

he better not!

[Lampion]

Guys, conzumah is just making fun of you, who get offended with any single attack to the Bible or God. When you are talking to someone face to face, you can almost everytime tell if the person is joking or not, by his/her expression, or the tone of his/her voice.
In a forum board, you have to read "between the lines" to get the real meaning of a post here.

In time, there is no Abe cruxification in the game, at all. Trust me.

[ODDBODD]

HE BETTER NOT BE CRUCIFIED OR I WILL SCREW ODDWORLD AND DELETE MY SITE!!

[sodd]

At least TRY and make a good impression--

after all, to all alternate religeons, you represent your own faith...

So to be as gullable and immature as you are being, you are giving your god a bad image.

You all are SO full of contradictions...
But don't take it personally,
because the bible itself is full of them.

BTW Oddbodd, I'm not even going to bother explaining things to you... Because in the original message, it is all there.
Hooked on phonex worked for me, so maybe you should give it a try

[ODDBODD]

OH JUST FU** OFF

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Yeah, phew! What a relief. Don't lie like that Coz! That's not joking that's lying! I would delete my site also if that's true!