The most wierd think you have ever done. -

Fez · #31 06-28-2004, 03:02 AM

I once drew with pen a pattern of interlocking triangles all up my arm. I did fingers and all. One day i'll get it as a real tattoo.

Codek · #32 06-28-2004, 05:38 AM

Oh yeah, that reminds me...

Once I had a dream that was so funny, I woke up laughing! I can't quite remember what it was about, but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with a giant talking fish...

Anyway I got up and made myself a snack, and uh... and that's about it.

Fuzzles! · #33 06-28-2004, 07:00 AM

Um let's see....drank a container of Draino when I was an infant...my parents had to keep me awake all night for fear I slipped into unconsciousness and died.

Also, when I was about 6 or 7...I took a black felt-tip marker and drew a smily face on my parents brand new (just delivered the day before) green velvet couch. Right on the armrest. Then I ran to my mom crying and asked her not to hate me - but that I'd drawn on her new couch.

Yes. The weird weird things kids do!

ANN NEELY · #34 06-28-2004, 10:50 AM

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Once I had a dream that was so funny, I woke up laughing!

I dreamt my dog's nose fell off.

Happens to me all the time, even when 90% of all my dreams are Oddworld related.

Everytime I finish a comic book, I have a dream about it at night like it was a movie...it's really weird.

I also have dreams that continue on over many nights, like a to be continued story or cartoon.

TheRaisin · #35 06-28-2004, 12:59 PM

Fuzzles, that's terrible. It's amazing that you didn't die. Didn't someone put one of those frowny-face stickers on it or something?

Sekto Springs · #36 06-28-2004, 03:10 PM

I set fire to my neighbors pet rabbit. Every night it would break out and scurry into the crawl space under my house, the little rat would keep me up all night with it's scratching and squeaking. One night, I was really tired because of all the work I did that day, and I didn't get a wink of sleep because of the damn rabbit. The next night I just snapped, I went to the rabbits cage and cut off it's paws with a Lino-knife (I had to duct-tape it's mouth so it wouldn't bite me), I then tied it to a flagpole and covered it in lighter fluid and lit the fucker up like a christmas tree and watched it burn. I felt happy.

I'm so depraved.

Codek · #37 06-29-2004, 05:30 AM

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I set fire to my neighbors pet rabbit. Every night it would break out and scurry into the crawl space under my house, the little rat would keep me up all night with it's scratching and squeaking. One night, I was really tired because of all the work I did that day, and I didn't get a wink of sleep because of the damn rabbit. The next night I just snapped, I went to the rabbits cage and cut off it's paws with a Lino-knife (I had to duct-tape it's mouth so it wouldn't bite me), I then tied it to a flagpole and covered it in lighter fluid and lit the fucker up like a christmas tree and watched it burn. I felt happy.

I'm so depraved.

I genuinely hope that you are joking. Sure kill a wild rabit with a gun, because they harm crops - but not a pet rabit for gods sake. You could've tried getting your neighbors to just fix the damn cage.

Statikk HDM · #38 06-29-2004, 05:45 AM

I ate about 5 pounds of candy on a public bus to win some money. Right after I got out I ralphed the most vomit I'd ever seen in one place in my life

Oddfan · #39 06-29-2004, 05:51 AM

I have done alot of weird things so many I can't count them all here I'll list a couple..... eating paper, eletrecuting myself with a wall socket, making a tazer and eletrecuting myself, touching and electric fence, I ate crayones when I was nine, gotten drunk, done drugs, played truth or dare and did some weird things, watched a girl give a dog "red rocket" (disgusting), mastrubated, phone sex, been pissed on, pissed on someone else, eaten bugs, had a dog drink my piss, tasted my own and other ppl's cume, my grandparents made me fat untill my 8th grade year, then my metabolism kicked in and I can eat all day and no matter what I'll weigh 110 lbs, I have so many other things I could share but I'm getting bored with this.

P.S. girl on top is best, anal not that great. I wonder if this message is too weird it will prbly be deleted by the mods, I hope not, I do have an odd and exciting life!!!

Hobo · #40 06-29-2004, 05:58 AM

Dear lord oddfan. That's just wrong. Don't share anymore. And Masturbation isn't weird.

Disintegrate.

Esus · #41 06-29-2004, 06:01 AM

sligslinger, that is hilarious.

Oddfan · #42 06-29-2004, 06:01 AM

haha that's all I have to say, I could post more should I, nah unless someone asks. haha

Fuzzles! · #43 06-29-2004, 06:20 AM

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Fuzzles, that's terrible. It's amazing that you didn't die. Didn't someone put one of those frowny-face stickers on it or something?

I guess I was quite the hellion in my younger days..and totally disregarded the stickers! I had my parents hopping quite a bit.

I once had such a bad day, I came home and took one of those giant wheels of cheese, and took a HUGE bit out of it, then put it back into the fridge. Of course that was only a few years ago!

Smell · #44 06-29-2004, 09:10 AM

Sligslinger, that is so cruel and mean. But even I have to admit it is quite funny, and I have 2 rabbits.I got told off in class for bitting my nails, I made a loud crunch and was chompimg on a big bit, he said :what are you eating, gum. I said no, nail, he was like pardon, so I said nail. He couldn't believe I was bitting my nails, everyone said Urgh you sicko.It's not weird is it?

SeaRex · #45 06-29-2004, 09:16 AM

Weird stuff? That's a pretty amorphous topic... I've dressed up in a giant cow suit before. I guess that's pretty weird. Hot as hell. I was very sweaty.

I think of stupid stuff I've done all the time, but now I can't seem to remember anything. Don't you hate that?

TheRaisin · #46 06-29-2004, 09:32 AM

I really do hope sligslinger is joking as well. That is not funny. That is not legal. That is not something to be proud of. If you really did that, then you are the SICKEST **** I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SPEAKING TO!!!!!!!!!!! You need some therapy. LOTS OF IT!!! What a total ****ing nutcase.

Oddfan, I'd say you could use some help as well.

This thread was already somewhat distasteful, but it was at least palatable until these ****ing LUNATICS showed up.

Fuzzel X · #47 06-29-2004, 10:33 AM

You lot r talking about one event in your life being wierd.

MY WHOLE GOOD DAMN LIFE IS WIERD!!!!

Well, I'd say the wierdest thing that has happened to me is...

I'll need to come back to u on that one...

ANN NEELY · #48 06-29-2004, 10:38 AM

I had to dress up in a Cat in the Hat suit for Dr. Seuss's birthday, and read books to kindergarteners and 1st-3rd graders. When I read a sentence that said, "Funny things are everywhere" (Or, sumpin' like dat), one kid in the first row said, "Like the Cat in the Hat!".
That suit was hot as heck, I felt like I was going to have heat stroke!

Lucipher · #49 07-02-2004, 09:31 AM

Well once my dog went into the back garden and started eating all the snow and grass and bits of anything he could find really. And then he had sex with the tree and tried to have sex with my cat but he ran away. And he took a dump in the garden, picked it up, brought it indoors into his basket and ate his turd! Then a few minutes later he vomited EVERYTHING ONTO THE FLOOR!
Their was bits of poo, grass, water from the snow, stones, dirt, bits of bark off the tree and a dead frog which was half rotten and maggot ridden. YUK!

Dipstikk · #50 07-02-2004, 12:31 PM

I've done some pretty stupid things, but the most recent wierd thing I did...
...I drank a bottle of Gatorade that was sitting in the middle of the sidewalk for a few days (?).
It was kind of warm. *vomits*

Cyber-Slig · #51 07-02-2004, 12:41 PM

The weirdest thing I done is when I was so thirsty I found a bottle my dad peed in out in the street.I washed it out with water and drank it.I was something like 4

Codek · #52 07-02-2004, 12:54 PM

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Well once my dog went into the back garden and started eating all the snow and grass and bits of anything he could find really. And then he had sex with the tree and tried to have sex with my cat but he ran away. And he took a dump in the garden, picked it up, brought it indoors into his basket and ate his turd! Then a few minutes later he vomited EVERYTHING ONTO THE FLOOR!
Their was bits of poo, grass, water from the snow, stones, dirt, bits of bark off the tree and a dead frog which was half rotten and maggot ridden. YUK!

That is gross, slightly disturbing, but not weird. It's also not something that you have done. It's something that a dog has done. And unless you are a dog, then you're going off topic.

So, behave. Yeah, I just wanted to lecture you there. Don't do it again. Bad bad boy. Sit. LOL.

nads · #53 07-02-2004, 03:41 PM

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Well once my dog went into the back garden and started eating all the snow and grass and bits of anything he could find really. And then he had sex with the tree and tried to have sex with my cat but he ran away. And he took a dump in the garden, picked it up, brought it indoors into his basket and ate his turd! Then a few minutes later he vomited EVERYTHING ONTO THE FLOOR!
Their was bits of poo, grass, water from the snow, stones, dirt, bits of bark off the tree and a dead frog which was half rotten and maggot ridden. YUK!

*vomits* Hey! My turd!

Codek · #54 07-02-2004, 06:53 PM

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*vomits* Hey! My turd!

Are you vomiting and taking a shit? Or are you just vomiting your shit? Because I've met people who have told me that they nearly vomited while they were taking a crap. (when I say met I mean I gunned them down, set fire to their corpses and flew their ashes to the moon)

Codek · #55 07-02-2004, 06:56 PM

(which coincidentally might explain why the moon's surface is made up of a fine, gray dust)

Smell · #56 07-02-2004, 11:53 PM

Weirdest thing, Hmm, I joined the dance club......................and quit 3 weeks later. You could call it the most stupidest (is that a word???) thing I've done

TheRaisin · #57 07-03-2004, 10:06 PM

Artist Formerly Known As Death, why exactly did you gun down these people, set fire to their corpses, and fly their ashes to the moon? I've actually come close to vomiting while having diarrhea before, when I've been at my sickest and most feverish. And the force with which my muscles contracted sent blood rushing through my body, raising my already feverishly high body temperature to the point where, upon exiting the bathroom, I found myself covered in these awful little fever sores that basically look and feel like spider bites, except I have dozens or perhaps hundreds of them all over my body, itching and burning. And this has happened to me maybe three or four times in my life, all within the last two years or so. It is... -shudder-, horrible. Absolutely horrible. I hate getting fevers. I pray that if you haven't experienced this, you never do.

Codek · #58 07-03-2004, 11:32 PM

According to my doctor, it is fairly common for some people to vomit while they are taking a crap. It's something to do with it getting to a point where your body takes over and starts contracting the muscles for you, because you won't. This causes most the muscles in your body to contract, and as a result, causes your stomach to contract.

This is supposedly a common phenomenon in people who have a phobia of "straining" for fear of getting piles.

And if we don't stop this discussion about vomiting while shitting then pretty soon I will run out of rocket fuel, 7.65 mm NATO ammunition, lighter fuel, matches, and soviet nuclear missile surplus. Did I say nuclear missile surplus? Oh I mean't to say oversized firework, sorry about that one.

TheRaisin · #59 07-05-2004, 02:29 PM

Interesting. Very interesting.

Codek · #60 07-05-2004, 02:39 PM

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Interesting. Very interesting.

Yes. Isn't it just.