The most wierd think you have ever done.
 

Hi people post here the most wierdest think that has happened to you or you have done.....When i was about 4.....i swallowed a battery!
Duracell i think!

Joined a forum full of social rejects (Ok, maybe not all of you), and ended up having a really good time over the year I've been here. *tired*

You just 4... nevermind... I didn't do weird things... When I was 3 or 4 I eat paper... my classmates don't believe it, so I eat some paper again... This was 1-2 months before... it was delicious... Try it!

The weirdest...


letting my grandparents make me fat. Damn you, Grandparents! :fuzmad:

Respect the old people, nads!!!

Well, one time I thought I was being abducted when I was...12. I had just finished watching an alien abduction documentary on discovery channel...and I was freakin' out. I tried to get to sleep, but I couldn't. I was just so scared. Then, I see lights shining in through my window. I prayed as hard as I could to make them leave. They did. That's when I got up and checked my sister's room, just to make sure she was safe. Upon walking to her room, I saw a light creeping under the door. I grabbed a baseball bat and broke down the door...screaming. It turned out to be a nightlight in the room! :D And the lights in my window turned out to be the neighbor going to work...they were the headlights on his car!

-oddguy :cool:

*LAUGH... just LAUGH...* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

They made me fat, damn it! My school life was hell because of them until last year were my sense of humor bloomed.


My Grandparents can rot in hell for all I care!

I hate them...

Dude that is a bit harsh.......they have feelings u know!

Once I raped a blind man.



















Naw, just kidding.

At the summer camp I just recently returned from, we had a drag fashion show (8 grade +). The girls were given oppurtunity to make up and dress the guys. After being dressed up, we all had to think of a name/talent. And all of us guys did some paper towel stuffage, too.

I was Ashley. And I broke dance (a purposely half-assed attempt). However, I would rather not speak much more. I could tell of the other people that partook in it, but I vowed myself to put the memories in the back of my mind, never to be awakened. After all, this wasn't voluntary.

Every day for me is a twirling fest of weird happenings. One time on halloween I was up till midnight collecting candies, I dressed as a ghost (a sheet with eye-holes that had "Gimme Some Fuckin' Candy!" written on the front) I went to all the neighborhoods and finished by 8. I was not satisfied. I found a group of kids that ranged from about 3-6 years old, I jumped in howling like a demon and scared the sheet outta' them li'l bastards and took all their candy. By the end of the night I had 3 trash bags full to the rim with candy, I had to hitchhike home because I couldn't carry the bags the whole way. Okay, so it's not a weird story, but it's funny.

LMAO at sligslinger, I'm sure. That is weird, SS. Extremely weird. And hilarious.

Weirdest thing ever, eh? Hmmm lemme see. When I was a little kid, like six or seven, whenever we went to a Chinese restaurant and I got a fortune cookie, I would break open the cookie, eat it, read the fortune, roll it up into a tiny little roll, and eat that as well. I didn't actually chew it, I would just swallow it.
I find it pathetic that that's the weirdest thing I can think of. Gimme about half a year, I can do something really strange. I am starting high school next year, after all.

You can get worms from eating paper......

Yes, I know... I don't eat paper anymore...

You can? :eek:

*worried*

Weirdest thing I've ever done. Most people don't like to ask me this question, for rather obvious reasons. :p

THE weirdest thing I've ever done is a toss up between a little "competition" I had with a friend (more on that later), and the time I put a can of beer in my friends microwave (and ran like hell).

What is the little "competition", you're now probably wondering. Well, the competition involved two digestive biscuits, two glasses of water, and the carpet. You have two people, each person has 1 digestive biscuit, and 1 glass of water. With these tools, you must try to completely work the biscuit into the carpet, so that you can actually no longer see it - you must do this using only your shoe-clad foot and the water. The person who treads the biscuit into the carpet first wins.

But what about the beer can? Well, after about 1 second in the microwave, bright flashes of arcing electricity were hitting the can, and it was gradually expanding. The power supply to the microwave, along with all it's capacitors, managed to last long enough without burning out, for the can to expand, then explode, with such a force that the microwave door actually came off its' hinges! All that was left was a very broken microwave door, and a microwave interior with bits of beer can impaled in the plastics, and coated in a thick layer of boiling beer.

Hilarious.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Yes I can...

You can what?

Post some really crap comments when you put your mind to it? Bend your leg up your ass? Use 6 smilies in a row and somehow get away with it? What?

Loved the beer story, but how was the biscuit?

oops... the smiles for the beer story, the "Yes I can" for Rex Tirano...

The biscuit just made a mess. LOL. There is a limit to how much biscuit can be trodden into a carpet.

Wow, that's pretty hilarious. The biscuit and the beer can. I've been raised too well, darn it. I never do anything bad and consequently funny. Oh well. I still think my former fortune-eating habit was pretty odd.

WEIRD!
 

One of the weirdest things I ever did was write KETCHUP in big bold letters on my arms and hands. Sure, I got a LOT of weird looks at school, but MAN, did I feel happy.

At recess one time, I rolled around the field 2-3 times, and got some strange looks again.

I have a computer dictionary at school, and one of my friends borrowed it. He forgot to give it back for two days, so I got some scrap paper, and a red marker, and scrawled on it, "You have something of mine, and I want it back". He gave it back within three minutes, giving me strange looks.

For Valentine's Day last year, I made charactures of everyone in the class. Weird looks again!
Ah, good times, good times...
Every crazy idea of mine becomes reality....

Do you smoke weed or does catnip work for you?

Hmmm, the weirdest thing I've ever done...
Well, this may not be weird, but it sure was stupid;
Drinking half a bottle of russian vodka in 10 minutes.


...it's quite true.
I can still feel the headache I had the morning after... X(

*liver explodes, dies*

Umm....No.
 

No. I'm just an insane person that likes to be an outcast from everyone else at school. :fuzsmile: :fuzcool: :) :p

Ann, you are one of the funniest people I have ever spoken to. Whereas I simply THINK about doing strange things and laugh, you're actually impulsive enough to do them.
Oh, one thing I used to do was go out into this field at recess at my elementary school, and go to a corner without any people, and run around while windmilling my arms and gyrating my head in a circle. I could never get further than about ten yards before I either tripped or just collapsed from dizziness.
And of course, like I mentioned, I have a habit of thinking way too much. So I'm always thinking up hilarious things and cracking up in the middle of large groups of people, seemingly for no reason. Yep. I think about half the people I've talked to in school this year at some point asked if I was a stoner. I'm not, actually. But it sure was funny. Mmmmmmyep.

BTW Muse, your avatar is awesome. It's Kakashi-sensei!!!!! Presumably reading his favorite book. Heh heh heehhhhh.

I can't really think of anything funny and weird I've done. The only thing that comes to mind was getting totally drunk when I was out with my mum once.

Abe Babe...

Weird stuff!... Hmmm! Lets think... nope... can't think of much except for simply being me! Thats weird enough me thinks!