Sorry guys, just had to post this.

[Joshy]

Its a very old joke... and not a very good one at that.

Joshy - aren't you a guy? How can you not know what a penis is?

Well i didnt the name for that thing was called a "penis" i just called it a dick, until i had PE and learn the scientific? name for it.

[ClaireBear]

Its a very old joke... and not a very good one at that.

Joshy - aren't you a guy? How can you not know what a penis is?

He must keep his eyes closed in the shower!!!!!

I find this all rather distressing actually.... HALO CHAT ROOM!!!!

*thud* CB passes out in distress!

[Fuzzles!]

This is by FAR my favourite part.....

Assassin: I did...It says a female somethin organ homologous to the penis..What does homologous mean?Like a square sponge or like the sponges u see in the ocean that look like a dick kind of.

What kind of scary-ass oceans is he swimming in????

[Jacob]

'until i had PE and learn the scientific? name for it.'

I assume you played a different kind of PE...maybe one that was in the apparatus closet with just you and your teacher...

[Nate]

PE: Physical Education

In australia it isn't just kicking around a ball for 40 minutes, you also learn about fitness, health and Sex-Ed.

This thread just reminds me of the South Park movie 'I AM THE CLITORIS...'

[Dipstikk]

This person has got to be the most dull witted person I've ever read about.
EVER.

And...
This is the first I've heard of a clit DONTHITME

[Nate]

thats a bit cruel to joshy really. The issue here is one of vocabulary rather than intelligence or observational skills. If everyone around you uses the word 'dick' than you aren't going to learn the word 'penis'. You are like an eskimo mocking someone because they don't have 20 words for snow.

[ClaireBear]

thats a bit cruel to joshy really. The issue here is one of vocabulary rather than intelligence or observational skills. If everyone around you uses the word 'dick' than you aren't going to learn the word 'penis'. You are like an eskimo mocking someone because they don't have 20 words for snow.

Hey! I didn't "mock" I merely cracked a funny!

What is strange is that he admitted to it!

[beserker slig]

i wonder what happened to the kid later. did he get kicked out?
cuz he's ****ing stupid.

[nads]

this kid doesn't know what one is either.

[Statikk HDM]

Man, that 12 year old is a perve. Christ, I didn't even know that the word exsisted until I was around 14 or 15. I would have told the little strumpet to get his mind out of his gutter and the hell out of the chat room. The prick didn't even use proper grammar or sentence structure. "What is clit?" He should have been asking what is english language.

[nads]

I love this thread. It makes me fuzzy on the inside.

[Nate]

Hey! I didn't "mock" I merely cracked a funny!

What is strange is that he admitted to it!

I was talking to dipstikk. Although it just occured to me that he may have been talking about clit-boy, not joshy.

[ClaireBear]

I love this thread. It makes me fuzzy on the inside.

Hmmmm... that'll be the precurser to an erection then!

[Facsimile]

Hmmmm... that'll be the precurser to an erection then!

... Was that really necessary?

[ClaireBear]

... Was that really necessary?

No... but if the thought of natural physical reactions to external stimuli is a problem for you... or maybe arouses jealousy rather than anything else... please accept my appologies.

[Facsimile]

No, it just seemed immature.

[Jacob]

'No, it just seemed immature.'

I'm intrigued, Fax. For somebody who once posted a picture of a Snowman touching his Carrot-like Penis, how you could find that immature.

*Runs away tittering and jumping*

[mudokon]

I think these days you can't really go to high school without being told all about sex and their high-school name counterparts. High school children really do know an awful lot about porn and stuff these days so all he really needed to do was just ask an older person at school and they would've told him what a clit was and a whole lot more information about it. Really, teenagers are growing up too fast these days *in old man voice* children these days...

[Nate]

yeah, but its easier to ask a bunch of strangers online than let a friend know of your ignorance

[the brew master]

hahahahahaha.......thats the funniest thing i've read

[Facsimile]

'No, it just seemed immature.'

I'm intrigued, Fax. For somebody who once posted a picture of a Snowman touching his Carrot-like Penis, how you could find that immature.

*Runs away tittering and jumping*

LOL... Yeah... Those were the days... Someone later stole his... carrot. Now that was low.

[the brew master]

who would take a snowmans...."carrot"?

[Facsimile]

I dunno but his stones fell off as well.

[the brew master]

hahahaha........poor guy

[Oddfan]

that's so ****ing funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Codek]

Yeah, not really funny at all.

You should have just told him what to look for, and directed him to a free porn site.
If I wasn't so damned lazy, I'd make fun of you for openly admitting to being in a halo chat room.

Oh, wait.

Actually, there isn't much you can do about being in a halo chatroom. It dumps you in there when you go to the online multiplayer - fez was probably about to either make a game, or enter one, when he noticed this guy...

[Fez]

Oh yeah! I forget to say that. This wasnt one of those chatrooms like oddchat, this was one on the online version of Halo, for PC.

[Codek]

Oh yeah! I forget to say that. This wasnt one of those chatrooms like oddchat, this was one on the online version of Halo, for PC.

Exactly.

[the brew master]

thought so......