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Fez 06-20-2004 05:40 AM

Sorry guys, just had to post this.
 
Something that happened in a Halo chatroom, this guy was great.

Assassin: What is clit?

Halo Bunny: This isnt the place to be asking that.

Assassin: JUST SOMEONE ****ING TELL ME!

The German: Look it up dipshit.

Assassin: I know but what really is it?

The German: You are really starting to piss me off.

Assassin: WHAT THE HELL IS A CLIT GODDAMN IT!

Strindberg & Helium: Oh jesus christ, here you go...The clit is the thing in the center of the vagina, there now stop blurting it out, and go look it up in the dictionary if you dont understand!

Spud: Havnt they taught you this stuff in school yet?

Assassin: No, i'm only 6th grade, does it hang out or what?

Terror: This guy is ****ing hilarious.

Strindberg & Helium: No, it doesnt hang out, at least i've never seen it hang out.

Assassin: So how can it look like a dick or something?

Inquisition: I suppose it's better that you find out now, because if you ask a girl that while trying to get in her pants you won't get very far.

Assassin: Yeah. lol. so are you going to tell me or something.

Strindberg & Helium: I may be getting this wrong, but it looks like a spong. Look it up in the dictionary!

Assassin: I did...It says a female somethin organ homologous to the penis..What does homologous mean?Like a square sponge or like the sponges u see in the ocean that look like a dick kind of.

Halo Bunny: seriously, this isnt the place.

Assassin: ****ing tell me, its not a big deal you know.

Halo Bunny: homologous to the penis means its *****ng the female equvalent to the *****ng penis happy!!!?!?!?!? now if ya got anymore stupid health questions go *****ng ask your parents!!!!!!!!

Assassin: What does it look like though?

Assassin: I'm 12, which is why I havnt seen one.

Assassin: WHAT DOES IT ****ING LOOK LIKE!

Assassin: Hello?

Fez: Dude, your ****ed up.

Xavier 06-20-2004 05:49 AM

aow, poor little fellow...
he has to find a better dictionnary :p

beserker slig 06-20-2004 05:51 AM

he really is ****ed up. :p :p :p

WiLL the Wander 06-20-2004 05:52 AM

MAN.... I only can say: LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wil 06-20-2004 05:54 AM

Hahahaha! Oh dear. Hilarious. Well done. Marvellous. He's 12 and he's not had sex education? That's not a very good reflection on whatever school he's come from, but what the hell. *keeps laughing*

Oddish 06-20-2004 06:06 AM

Heh :lol: :P He realy has to know.

Havoc 06-20-2004 07:20 AM

Whahaha that was great to read! Made my pitifull day :D :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

drakan90 06-20-2004 07:56 AM

'What does it look like?' 'is it like a penus?' hahaha :p WHAT A LOSER! I mean come ON, even when you're only young, you know women dont have d1cks! ahhh that guy is classic...
:D
...he needs a slap...

Dave 06-20-2004 08:12 AM

Wow.
That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Fez 06-20-2004 08:13 AM

I think the best part was "does it hang out then?"

Oddish 06-20-2004 08:21 AM

Phrehaps he needs some help, realy...

Jacob 06-20-2004 08:25 AM

Umm...what is a "Clit"?

Havoc 06-20-2004 08:32 AM

*Note's Age then rushes out the forums to burst out of laughing* :lol:

Abe's son 06-20-2004 09:18 AM

...Jacob, you really dunno?

..I'm not going to say anything.


That made my day... that right there made my day.

Rex Tirano 06-20-2004 09:24 AM

*replys late*

Hehehe He really does need a slap or a cold shower or something... hehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jacob, are you joking? :eek:

Havoc 06-20-2004 09:34 AM

Ofcourse he's joking... damn you guys realy think he is for real :P.

oddguy 06-20-2004 12:59 PM

Holy Crap! :lol: That made me laugh so hard!!! What a weirdo!

-oddguy :cool:

Nate 06-20-2004 01:26 PM

I knew a guy who at age 16 had to go look up the word 'orgasm' in the dictionary.

oddguy 06-20-2004 01:30 PM

When my sister went to England, she took a friend with her. Anyway, they were at an art gallery, and my sister's friend was appauled by the naked statues. Apparenty, she never even knew what a penis looked like! My sister just laughed at her.

-oddguy :cool:

Shell Man 06-20-2004 02:23 PM

..
 
Well if the kid was on the internet all he had to do was type in a search and he would see thousands of them.

Disgruntled Intern 06-20-2004 02:36 PM

Yeah, not really funny at all.

You should have just told him what to look for, and directed him to a free porn site.
If I wasn't so damned lazy, I'd make fun of you for openly admitting to being in a halo chat room.

Oh, wait.

Joshy 06-20-2004 08:42 PM

I didnt know what a penis was until year 7. You should've directed him to kazaa and download some porn.

a flock of seagulls 06-21-2004 02:31 AM

lmao that was hiliarious. since people are talking about other people who didnt know about sexual reproduction and stuff, there was this one girl in life sience who asked why sperm tasted salty.

Jacob 06-21-2004 04:36 AM

'there was this one girl in life sience who asked why sperm tasted salty.'

Okay, and that's disturbing considering you're 12 and the girl is likely to be 12 too...

ClaireBear 06-21-2004 04:45 AM

So very disturbing...

Aren't you guys glad you have "me" for all those kinds of questions... I would have been happy to attach a pic.... I mean... I...er...em.... Never mind! :D

Hobo 06-21-2004 04:56 AM

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Yeah, not really funny at all.

You should have just told him what to look for, and directed him to a free porn site.
If I wasn't so damned lazy, I'd make fun of you for openly admitting to being in a halo chat room.

Oh, wait.

Agreed with DI here.

Joe the Intern 06-21-2004 06:37 AM

I betcha his parents are republicans.

Esus 06-21-2004 07:07 AM

I don't think I understood the word at the age of eleven... so nothing really special or hilarious here. The dodgy part is that he's adamantly asking on a Halo chatroom to not avail. Poor chap.

nads 06-21-2004 10:34 AM

Hey, I had sex ed last year and didn't cover that magical skin bean the people refer to as a "clit".


But hey, I check out a lot of..."newsweek magazines" *wink wink*

Nate 06-21-2004 12:54 PM

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'there was this one girl in life sience who asked why sperm tasted salty.'

Okay, and that's disturbing considering you're 12 and the girl is likely to be 12 too...

Its a very old joke... and not a very good one at that.

Joshy - aren't you a guy? How can you not know what a penis is?