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***Alcar*** · #31 06-13-2004, 08:28 PM

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That is the most untrue statement from Alcar ever... it is totally opposite, he is the most non sex ravenous person i've ever met...

LOL! That's because I'm a total angel at School

I believe everyone needs to be sexually gratified, some are just better at hiding it than others. Like women, and me

Alcar...

ClaireBear · #32 06-13-2004, 09:55 PM

First and foremost... Guys I am so impressed... I really didn't think that there'd be many of you guys who are virgins... the media tends to portray teenagers as a pack of rampant humpers... trying to get rid of their virginity like it was a month old pack of bacon (green and rancid)

So big thumbs up guys! i'm very impressed!

I'd like to also reiterate OG's comment on making an informed chouce about losing the big V!

THINK LONG and HARD! About it! Or you'll regret it... I know I do... (Raisin you know what I'm talking about)

If anyone has any questions... if you're pondering getting down and dirty with a loved one soon... give me a PM I'll answer your questions openly and honestly as I can...Hell! Its gotta be better than asking a friend who hasn't really done it, a sibling who'll laugh at you or a parent who'll probably beat you with sticks screaming "Nooooooooo!... my baby! my baby!" at you!!!!!

Oh and before anyone asks... No I'm not... but sometimes I'd like to still be... sometimes...

oddguy · #33 06-13-2004, 10:49 PM

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So big thumbs up guys! i'm very impressed!

Awww, I feel special!

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I'd like to also reiterate OG's comment on making an informed chouce about losing the big V!

Yeah, you don't know how many horror stories I've heard about friends losing their virginity. When I make whoopy for the first time, I want it to be special...and STD free. That's why I'm waiting 'till I get married.

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If anyone has any questions... if you're pondering getting down and dirty with a loved one soon... give me a PM I'll answer your questions openly and honestly as I can...Hell! Its gotta be better than asking a friend who hasn't really done it, a sibling who'll laugh at you or a parent who'll probably beat you with sticks screaming "Nooooooooo!... my baby! my baby!" at you!!!!!

Oh and before anyone asks... No I'm not... but sometimes I'd like to still be... sometimes...

Look at you and your sex advice-ness.

Yup, CB is now running the sex FAQ forum. Coming soon.

-oddguy

the brew master · #34 06-13-2004, 10:59 PM

yeah i'm not a virgin......so what

but i'm not a ravernos sex-aholic....i only did it with someone i liked very much

ClaireBear · #35 06-13-2004, 10:59 PM

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Awww, I feel special!

I mean it I'm impressed!

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Yeah, you don't know how many horror stories I've heard about friends losing their virginity. When I make whoopy for the first time, I want it to be special...and STD free. That's why I'm waiting 'till I get married.

Yup... again thumbs up... but to be honest waiting til you're married can cause problems... there is such a thing as sexual compatability... and waiting til your wedding night and finding that you just aren't never will be... ever would be a nightmare!

It could be that you can't do it well/good/at all, it may be painful for your partner etc etc or finding a chicken in the honeymoon bed will all put great pressure on a marriage... and being as you want to wait til you're married I assume divorce wouldn't be an option.

Sex isn't the be all and end all of a relationship but it is the highest level of intimacy... not being able to experience that with my husband would kill me.

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Look at you and your sex advice-ness.

Yup, CB is now running the sex FAQ forum. Coming soon.

-oddguy

Well... maybe... I just wish someone had offered me the help and advice I'm offering you guys thats all... plus I'm incredibly nosey!

oddguy · #36 06-13-2004, 11:02 PM

Good points CB. I guess it'll be a gamble to see if I'm sexually compatible with my wife.

-oddguy

ClaireBear · #37 06-13-2004, 11:05 PM

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yeah i'm not a virgin......so what

but i'm not a ravernos sex-aholic....i only did it with someone i liked very much

Brew!

You're 14!!!! If you wanna talk about it I'm here!

*CB's mouth hangs open in shock... wouldn't have thought he could raise a smile never mind anything else!!!!!*

Facsimile · #38 06-14-2004, 12:24 AM

I am a virgin, and at my particular point in life, I don't really give a shit. I honestly have better things to think about at the moment.

ClaireBear · #39 06-14-2004, 12:31 AM

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I am a virgin, and at my particular point in life, I don't really give a shit. I honestly have better things to think about at the moment.

Well done you!

Al the Vykker · #40 06-14-2004, 06:12 AM

Yes, I'm still a virgin. I personally am glad. To me the feelings in my heart and soul are so much more than that and so much deeper. I'm not going to get into the details, but even if ever that opportunity arose at this time in my life I'm not sure what I would do about it though. I love her so much, truly, not just some mere physical attraction, (that still plays a part in the overall scope) but my love for her is ascended above that...perhaps I'll discuss more about what happened to me in that topic when I returned. I truly is more complicated than I have made it seem.

a flock of seagulls · #41 06-14-2004, 07:46 AM

yes, i am a virgin. "nerds" like me dont get to... you know.

Fuzzles! · #42 06-14-2004, 08:47 AM

<---------- is not a virgin.

I have to say I too was extremely impressed with the numbers on the board! Kudos to you guys, seriously remaining a virgin until the timing feels right and you are with someone you care about is something to be really really proud of.

Fez · #43 06-14-2004, 08:50 AM

Also it is one of the marks of a true *WORD BLEEPED OUT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF INSULTS I COULD GET FOR SAYING IT*

Fuzzles! · #44 06-14-2004, 08:54 AM

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Also it is one of the marks of a true *WORD BLEEPED OUT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF INSULTS I COULD GET FOR SAYING IT*

Man????

Hobo · #45 06-14-2004, 09:00 AM

Lumberjack!

***Nate*** · #46 06-14-2004, 02:49 PM

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THINK LONG and HARD! About it!

bad choice of words I think.

I would answer the question but I think that my answer would be just a bit repetitive

oddguy · #47 06-14-2004, 03:36 PM

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Yes, I'm still a virgin. I personally am glad. To me the feelings in my heart and soul are so much more than that and so much deeper. I'm not going to get into the details, but even if ever that opportunity arose at this time in my life I'm not sure what I would do about it though. I love her so much, truly, not just some mere physical attraction, (that still plays a part in the overall scope) but my love for her is ascended above that...perhaps I'll discuss more about what happened to me in that topic when I returned. I truly is more complicated than I have made it seem.

Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

ClaireBear · #48 06-14-2004, 09:41 PM

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Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

Yes Ahhhhhh indeed...

I'm unsure whether even I've been in love yet though... enfatuation and "best friendness" and "sibling type love" can all be easily misinterpreted...

But Ahhhhhh indeed...

Dipstikk · #49 06-14-2004, 11:43 PM

Well, I WAS a virgin.

Until one night.

The moon glowed a hazel glow.

Our eyes met.

She blushed.

I walked towards her. As I drew near, I could plainly see that this was a fine woman, not the type you meet every day.

I patted her firm, toned rump. I took her by the backside and started doing what came naturally.

She was a very beautiful goat, too. Her name was Mildred.

She kicked me in the crotch so many times that I'll never be able to properly urinate again. That's love, true love.

Then there were children, and I knew it was time to move on to greener pastures.
Because THAT is where horses graze. And horses are fine sex makers.

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For anyone dumb enough to have believed that story, then here is the truth:
I AM STILL A VIRGIN.

Thank you.

ClaireBear · #50 06-14-2004, 11:53 PM

Dipstick... that was pure genius... I applaud and salute you!

Maybe you shouild post some coments on the Beastiality thread... you being a professional and all!

oddguy · #51 06-15-2004, 06:49 AM

Dipstikk, I like spit out my orange juice while reading that! Hillarious!

-oddguy

Dipstikk · #52 06-15-2004, 09:54 AM

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Dipstick... that was pure genius... I applaud and salute you!

Maybe you shouild post some coments on the Beastiality thread... you being a professional and all!

Nuh-uh.
I'm just sitting back and watching what happens there. Just so you know, I'm against it.

***Wil*** · #53 06-15-2004, 11:53 AM

I won't bother just saying 'yes', because I know for a fact the the Forums a very kewl.

Yeah, I'm much like Alcar - I'm sex-ravenous, but of my own free will, but I also expect to wait until the right time arrives.

Wait, when is it you're paying me a visit, Alc?

nads · #54 06-15-2004, 01:24 PM

I've been mounted...but that was...unpleasent.
AS has hit me in the balls a few times.
This chick felt my leg.

I'm going to Stoner-town USA in september for high school. By Christmas...well.

***Alcar*** · #55 06-15-2004, 09:25 PM

Dipstikk, pure work of genius

Though, this Mildred of yours. She wouldn't happen to be like, three feet tall with a nice white patch under her chin?

Oh, and Max, very soon!

Alcar...

Al the Vykker · #56 06-16-2004, 06:59 AM

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Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

Hehe, Indeed.

Yeah its definately hard to tell the difference, but in so many ways I guess I know how I do feel for her. *Sigh*

Esus · #57 06-16-2004, 07:56 AM

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Why did I think this topic was going to be about Virgin, the company? (British company who run crappy trains and such. Ran by a guy called Richard Branson)

Strangely, ditto. Should've known better.

oddguy · #58 06-16-2004, 09:51 AM

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Hehe, Indeed.

Yeah its definately hard to tell the difference, but in so many ways I guess I know how I do feel for her. *Sigh*

I don't think I've ever been in love. Sure, deep infatuation, but I think that's it.

-oddguy

the brew master · #59 06-16-2004, 05:27 PM

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Brew!

You're 14!!!! If you wanna talk about it I'm here!

*CB's mouth hangs open in shock... wouldn't have thought he could raise a smile never mind anything else!!!!!*

yeah i'm sorry to disapoint you....you can pm me if you wanna know anything

a flock of seagulls · #60 06-16-2004, 07:00 PM

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<---------- is not a virgin.

i was too late. i mean uh.

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Kudos to you guys, seriously remaining a virgin until the timing feels right

who said i wanted to wait?

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you are with someone you care about is something to be really really proud of.

well actually, im not with anyone, the one i love is taken by a "cool" person.