My Slightly "Late" Birthday Present -

OANST · #31 03-25-2015, 07:30 AM

"Beard" is only applicable if it's a girl.

***Xavier*** · #32 03-25-2015, 07:37 AM

Obviously...

Varrok · #33 03-25-2015, 10:15 AM

But what if she decides to shave? Also, what about that bunch of old guys who say stuff like "I like having Beard around"?

OANST · #34 03-25-2015, 11:26 AM

How is that better than a bunch of old guys saying stuff like "I like having Karen around?"

Varrok · #35 03-25-2015, 12:45 PM

Dammit, you're right!

MeechMunchie · #36 03-25-2015, 12:48 PM

You should marry a lady called Something End.

Then your kids would all be Bell-Ends.

Varrok · #37 03-25-2015, 12:50 PM

Have you considered calling her "Taco"?

MeechMunchie · #38 03-25-2015, 12:56 PM

OANST · #39 03-25-2015, 01:34 PM

Going on the list!

Mr. Bungle · #40 03-25-2015, 09:47 PM

Call her Addey

***Nate*** · #41 03-25-2015, 10:04 PM

I only just worked out the pun in this thread's title.

Job McYossie · #42 03-26-2015, 12:05 AM

I am ashamed of you, Nate.

Bullet Magnet · #43 03-26-2015, 06:07 AM

The kid should be named after Nathan. Slowpoke.

OANST · #44 03-26-2015, 07:02 AM

That reminds me! I got all excited, and went to the Double Fine store, ready to order the Mr. Pokeylope onesie for our upcoming baby, and....... they don't sell it anymore. And I can't even find it on ebay. That made me sad.

Varrok · #45 03-26-2015, 08:27 AM

Tim has betrayed you and your child. I bet he won't be the godfather now.

Bullet Magnet · #46 03-26-2015, 10:50 AM

He'll be demoted to the weird uncle they never see until he dies and leaves them a spooky old mansion in his will on the condition that they spend one night within its walls.

I will expect the full experience to be live-tweeted.

OANST · #47 03-26-2015, 11:23 AM

He'd better leave me Maniac Mansion.

***Nate*** · #48 03-26-2015, 10:27 PM

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He'd better leave me Maniac Mansion.

Can I be Laverne?

Varrok · #49 03-26-2015, 11:36 PM

Whatever you do, don't ask to be the hamster.

MeechMunchie · #50 03-27-2015, 06:52 AM

Have you considered calling your child Purple Tentacle

OANST · #51 03-27-2015, 07:34 AM

It's a thought!

We've actually narrowed it down to eight names, for now. Well, that's if it turns out to be a girl. She's pretty convinced that we're having a girl.

Bullet Magnet · #52 03-27-2015, 07:36 AM

How does that work?

OANST · #53 03-27-2015, 08:08 AM

Pregnant women get..... superstitious. She dangled her engagement ring over her belly, and it swung side to side. Girl. She peed in a cup of baking soda, and it didn't fizz. Girl. I have a feeling we'll be trying some more back woods witchery pretty soon!

MeechMunchie · #54 03-27-2015, 09:51 AM

Ooh, have her piss on some wheat and barley seeds. Apparently if the barley grows it's a boy, and if the wheat grows it's a girl. It's what the ancient Egyptians did.

OANST · #55 03-27-2015, 09:59 AM

She'll probably be excited to try that!

Varrok · #56 03-27-2015, 01:19 PM

Put TV near the belly and play some boy and girl tv programs and check when the baby cries and when not.

STM · #57 03-27-2015, 03:06 PM

Bit late but if it's a boy, Connor for sure.

Shrykull43 · #58 03-27-2015, 06:19 PM

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Ooh, have her piss on some wheat and barley seeds. Apparently if the barley grows it's a boy, and if the wheat grows it's a girl. It's what the ancient Egyptians did.

What if both grow??

Manco · #59 03-27-2015, 06:26 PM

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What if both grow??

have you ever heard the term “genderfluid”

***Nate*** · #60 03-27-2015, 11:38 PM

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Pregnant women get..... superstitious. She dangled her engagement ring over her belly, and it swung side to side. Girl. She peed in a cup of baking soda, and it didn't fizz. Girl. I have a feeling we'll be trying some more back woods witchery pretty soon!

When my sister was pregnant for the first time, 100% of known psychics using various techniques (including crystal swinging pendulum) predicted it was going to be a boy. Nope.