Kill time in the elevator -

Hobo · #31 05-16-2008, 05:15 PM

Am I alone? If so. Just mash the buttons for a bit before sleeping.

Other people? Kill them and wear their skin to inherit their POWER

Bullet Magnet · #32 05-16-2008, 06:30 PM

Removing the head or destroying the brain.

Mac Sirloin · #33 05-16-2008, 08:34 PM

Panic and call my grandma on the emergency phone becaus eI got stuck in her building when I was in Ottawa once and that's what I did.

Bullet Magnet · #34 05-16-2008, 10:27 PM

Kastere? Panic? Say it ain't so.

Surely you trolled the intercom first.

Mac Sirloin · #35 05-17-2008, 04:15 PM

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Kastere? Panic? Say it ain't so.

Surely you trolled the intercom first.

The building was for old folks specifically, you don't mess with those geriatric sons-of-bitches.

Zerox · #36 05-18-2008, 06:26 AM

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Removing the head or destroying the brain.

Freakin' win for that.

abe is now! · #37 05-18-2008, 06:35 AM

I'd listen to music and I'd look out the window of the elevator... Perhaps I'd eat something.

Zerox · #38 05-18-2008, 08:55 AM

Elevators have windows in Italy?

Mac Sirloin · #39 05-18-2008, 09:24 AM

Protip: Elevators have windows everywhere.

abe is now! · #40 05-18-2008, 10:05 AM

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Elevators have windows in Italy?

Ok... I wouldn't watch out the window but I'd simply watch out the elevator.

Oddey · #41 05-18-2008, 12:35 PM

Some elevators are made of glass, or have the three sides made of glass.

If I didn't get arrested for this I'd shake a coke can as hard as I could and throw it in the middle fo everyone and scream grenade. Or I might just make my eyes open real wide and stare at people.

Zerox · #42 05-18-2008, 11:24 PM

Elevators made of glass doesn't sound particularly safe...

Particularly when people trapped in them go mad from the lack of oxygen.

***Wil*** · #43 05-19-2008, 02:17 AM

On the other hand, it’s less claustrophobic in them, so there are fewer lift‐related killing sprees in the long run.

Are you really sure you’ve never seen a lift with glass walls? Not even in shopping malls or up the sides of skyscrapers or in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

OddYouko · #44 05-19-2008, 08:27 AM

I've been in a glass elevator before(not fun)

If it were a crowd I'd yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY for no reason.
Or chew some gum really loud to annoy people.

abe is now! · #45 05-19-2008, 10:52 AM

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Elevators made of glass doesn't sound particularly safe...

Particularly when people trapped in them go mad from the lack of oxygen.

I think who made them thought about that and deisgned special elevators with all the comforts for persons who suffer these problems.

Strike Witch · #46 05-21-2008, 02:05 AM

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I think who made them thought about that and deisgned special elevators with all the comforts for persons who suffer these problems.

OANST · #47 05-21-2008, 03:34 PM

I like to tell my daughter that we are in a magic room and exclaim "Look! It's different!" when the door opens.

Strike Witch · #48 05-21-2008, 09:38 PM

That's so cute.

just_an_(ODD)alisque · #49 06-04-2008, 04:40 AM

I don't use elevators.

Ninjaxe · #50 06-17-2008, 10:00 PM

You people must be out of date

I live in Hong Kong and most enclosed space elevators are fast and get you there in no time. So there is not time to sit or poke the person next to you.

The highest is skyscraper here is 86 storeys I think and you get to peer outside while you go and down and most the high one do. So if you suffer from vertigo then hold on tight.

If I am alone I tend to look out at the sights and or wait watching the display reaching the desired floor. If I am in with a group and would talk work or games etc. This helps pass the time. The more people talking the more oxygen used up. By time you get to the 40th floor, you be choking and struggling each other to stop talking. This had happen to me once. Me and group of friends did it as a joke. We didnt believe that it will work. Try it...if you dont believe me. You might like it.

Bullet Magnet · #51 06-17-2008, 10:54 PM

This is about what happens when the elevators break down between floors.

Jordan · #52 06-18-2008, 12:08 AM

I'd stand in a corner pretending to make out with myself. Or if a friend is near, I try to make out with her. If that doesn't work. I touch her teet.

abe is now! · #53 06-18-2008, 10:44 AM

I am afraid of elevators. So, I'll stand with closed eyes.

Rex Tirano · #54 06-18-2008, 04:46 PM

Jump.

Alot.

And if you plummet to your death, rest assured that you'll be winning the Darwin Awards!

- Rexy

AlienMagi · #55 06-25-2008, 08:30 AM

1. I have been in glass elevator and it sucks because its all dirty around and probably you can see a dead man smashed with elevator.
2. Kill time with mastrubation, there is no better way.

Oddball1000 · #56 07-10-2008, 11:55 PM

Fake poop + Lift floor = Hilarity

Or I suppose you could ride the lift in a Bin Laden costume, but the Chaser have probably done that already. Still funny though.

Marvak · #57 07-15-2008, 01:50 AM

I say you wait untill your near a floor, stare at someone with a progressively horrified, wide-eyed look on your face, ignore any questions they or anyone else ask you, and then when the elevator goes 'ding!' scream at the top of your lungs and run out in hysterics.

abe619 · #58 08-09-2008, 01:09 AM

there r no sky scrappers in egypt

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the tallest buildings in egypt are 2 things the one and only tower of cairo and hotels the tallest hotel i've ever heard about was 30 floors.

***Nate*** · #59 08-09-2008, 01:27 AM

My new job is actually working on the 22nd floor of a building in the middle of Melbourne city, except the lift is so fast that I don't really have time to think about it. It's so fast that my ears pop on the way down.

OANST · #60 08-10-2008, 01:16 PM

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1. I have been in glass elevator and it sucks because its all dirty around and probably you can see a dead man smashed with elevator.
2. Kill time with mastrubation, there is no better way.

Are there often dead, smashed men under your elevators? And your only concerned about this because you don't want to see it. And you wonder why we all say that your culture is evil.