Getting off or Snogging? -

AnGrY_GreeteR · #31 01-18-2010, 09:06 AM

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Fuck that.
My god does the dating scene suck.

Dating Troubles?

Try Fleshlight!
I prefer real sex but i hear the anus ones real tight.

Josh · #32 01-18-2010, 09:26 AM

WHERE DID I PUT THAT CREEPY FLESHLIGHT JOKE PIC!?

Ontopic:
Making out - Snogging
Getting Off - Wanking

OANST · #33 01-18-2010, 09:36 AM

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WHERE DID I PUT THAT CREEPY FLESHLIGHT JOKE PIC!?

Ontopic:
Making out - Snogging
Getting Off - Wanking

Exactly. Getting off does not mean that you were kissing or fucking. It's masturbating.

Sekto Springs · #34 01-18-2010, 09:57 AM

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Dating Troubles?

No.
But thanks for the advice, you're clearly the expert on these things.

***Nate*** · #35 01-18-2010, 01:50 PM

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Hanky-panky and knoodling. The 'k' is not silent, it's pronounced k'noodling.

I do believe that the word is correctly spelled 'canoodling'.

Sekto Springs · #36 01-18-2010, 02:05 PM

It's ridiculous-sounding slang, let him spell it how he wants.

AnGrY_GreeteR · #37 01-18-2010, 02:50 PM

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No.
But thanks for the advice, you're clearly the expert on these things.

High Five!

Leto · #38 01-18-2010, 04:44 PM

haha, i like AnGrY_GreeteR

Havoc · #39 01-18-2010, 05:05 PM

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I use the term 'getting off' universally for anything that gives one satisfaction.
In the sexual sense, 'getting off' is ejaculation/orgasm.

This.

T-nex · #40 01-18-2010, 11:19 PM

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No.
But thanks for the advice, you're clearly the expert on these things.

Stop flaunting my camwhore pic around.

Anyway I like snogging AND getting off

Laser · #41 01-19-2010, 01:02 AM

Personally, I always use getting off instead of snogging because the latter is a horrible sounding word.

Also fuck definations, amirite?

Sekto Springs · #42 01-19-2010, 03:56 AM

Snogging is a pretty awful sounding word. Actually, most british slang sounds onomatopoeic of a sound your bowels might make. I still love it though.

MeechMunchie · #43 01-19-2010, 08:18 AM

Shag is good. It's quite smooth and rhythmic. Shagshagshagshagshagging.

Josh · #44 01-19-2010, 09:44 AM

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What we've generally agreed on within my group of friends is:

First Base-making out/french kiss
Second Base- Handjob/Fingering/Dry sex
Third Base- Head/Eating out
Fourth Base- (Home base) intercourse. Anal is sometime refered to as fifth base

I wonder if anyone uses a cricket number-of-runs system?

Bullet Magnet · #45 01-19-2010, 09:48 AM

I don't believe I have ever used any of the terms brought up in this thread, or indeed discussed with anyone at all any of the topics being proposed.

OANST · #46 01-19-2010, 09:53 AM

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I don't believe I have ever used any of the terms brought up in this thread, or indeed discussed with anyone at all any of the topics being proposed.

Yeah, but you're celibate. You don't count.

MA · #47 01-19-2010, 10:38 AM

sexual intercourse = got his/her end away, or do a mime of sex.
snogging = snogging.

also, pregnant = up the duff.

Majic · #48 01-19-2010, 07:18 PM

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sexual intercourse = got his/her end away, or do a mime of sex.
snogging = snogging.

also, pregnant = up the duff.

So would this be a proper application of the term?

"It's either up the butt or up the duff, bitch."

Because I really think that would be a fun line to use sometime.

MA · #49 01-20-2010, 03:03 AM

that would work, actually.

Sekto Springs · #50 01-20-2010, 01:01 PM

I like the term "chocolate pudding hole" myself.

***Nate*** · #51 01-20-2010, 01:54 PM

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So would this be a proper application of the term?

"It's either up the butt or up the duff, bitch."

Because I really think that would be a fun line to use sometime.

You're such a romantic, Majic!

Though I hear this sort of system is common in the Bible Belt of the US.

Sekto Springs · #52 01-20-2010, 02:30 PM

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Though I hear this sort of system is common in the Bible Belt of the US.

Bumsecks is a big no-no. Even between a man and a woman it's considered ghey.
They don't have a problem with ear sex though.

***Nate*** · #53 01-20-2010, 02:45 PM

I had heard that all those teenage guys pressuring their girlfriends for sex try to tell them that anal doesn't count, because you're still officially a virgin whilst the hymen is intact. Are you telling me that people don't actually use that justification?

MarsMudoken · #54 01-20-2010, 02:48 PM

What does snogging mean?

***Nate*** · #55 01-20-2010, 02:50 PM

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+does+snogging+mean?

Sekto Springs · #56 01-20-2010, 03:22 PM

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I had heard that all those teenage guys pressuring their girlfriends for sex try to tell them that anal doesn't count, because you're still officially a virgin whilst the hymen is intact. Are you telling me that people don't actually use that justification?

Those who are promoting sexual abstinence do not use that justification, no.
Anal sex is just as bad as pre-marital sex in their eyes, if not worse. I don't know their stance on oral, I think that varies depending on the faction of Christianity. In some states in the US, anal sex is even illegal.

Takoto · #57 01-20-2010, 03:26 PM

I use the term making out.

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First Base-making out/french kiss
Second Base- Handjob/Fingering/Dry sex
Third Base- Head/Eating out
Fourth Base- (Home base) intercourse. Anal is sometime refered to as fifth base?

Eh... where I am second base is handjob/footjob/fingering/oral/ect, and third base is just intercourse of both vaginal and anal kind, or at least so my boyfriend said, I don't really pay attention to the "base"-system much. x3

MA · #58 01-20-2010, 03:32 PM

i remember the days where you'd say; "i had sex" and people would know exactly what you'd done. you'd had sex. none of this 'base' shit.

***Alcar*** · #59 01-20-2010, 03:39 PM

What about “I had my cunt filled last night?”

I use that one quite often.

Alcar...

MA · #60 01-20-2010, 03:40 PM

i would assume it was filled with dick, naturally.

EDIT: YOU EDITED

i thought it was a question at first.