Are you a Virgin? -

Bullet Magnet · #**511** 07-18-2009, 04:21 PM

Today, I am virgincore.

Wings of Fire · #**512** 07-18-2009, 04:24 PM

Have I mentioned that I fucked a bloke this month?

Because I did.

It made Kastere pissy.

Anonyman! · #**513** 07-18-2009, 05:23 PM

Unless the bloke was a non consenting Kastere I can't see why he'd be angry.

Hobo · #**514** 07-19-2009, 05:52 AM

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Hell no.For me,IT WAS HARD.about 6 hours.and I was suprisingly,pretty good.I was.....15,I think?damn.I was one FUCKED UP CHILD!!!!!!

Pahaha. You're shit at life.

Anonyman! · #**515** 07-19-2009, 09:48 AM

I KNOW
ITS SO AMAZING TO LOST YOUR VIRGINITY AT FIFTEEN
WHAT A FUCKING STUD
ALSO SIX HOURS OF PURE COCK POUNDING
MY DICK IS AS THORS HAMMER
POUNDING THE SKIES
UMPH UMPH AWWW YEAH

Laser · #**516** 07-19-2009, 10:06 AM

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Hell no.For me,IT WAS HARD.about 6 hours.and I was suprisingly,pretty good.I was.....15,I think?damn.I was one FUCKED UP CHILD!!!!!!

You had sex for SIX HOURS?

Duuuuuude you have totally got to teach me your 1337 sex skillz

***Wil*** · #**517** 07-19-2009, 11:27 AM

I thought you were homosexual most days, Anonyman.

MA · #**518** 07-19-2009, 03:22 PM

i'm sure Abelover444 actually meant he stalked a woman for 5 hours 59 mins then ejaculated in a hedge when he saw her silhouette in the shower.

***Alcar*** · #**519** 07-19-2009, 04:46 PM

I've had sex for about 3-4 hours straight. Granted, it was our first consummation and we were young and adventurous.

Alcar...

Pilot · #**520** 07-19-2009, 05:25 PM

Well Pete's got me beat. I clocked somewhere between 2.5-3 hours once.

It was then that I mastered hitting the P-spot.

Anonyman! · #**521** 07-19-2009, 06:23 PM

Gotta love that prostate gland. Ya gotta love it.

***Nate*** · #**522** 07-19-2009, 06:52 PM

To me, anyone who takes that long to get off, clearly isn't enjoying it all that much. Perhaps he would have prefered Pilot massaging his P-spot.

***Alcar*** · #**523** 07-19-2009, 07:19 PM

When I say 3-4 hours straight, I don't mean it literally. We'd stop and cuddle and what not after we'd gone one round, then change places and go another. This repeated a couple of times.

Alcar...

Pilot · #**524** 07-19-2009, 08:14 PM

Yes, technically it's not hours of straight sex; there's a lot of 'fooling around'- cuddling, massaging, games, etc, etc.

Anonyman! · #**525** 07-19-2009, 09:52 PM

I figured as much. Unless you have one of the aforementioned divine hammercocks.

Wings of Fire · #**526** 07-19-2009, 09:55 PM

Lolwut

Pilot · #**527** 07-19-2009, 09:57 PM

I guess you'll never know.

And BTW, I'm not into IKEA erotica.

Anonyman! · #**528** 07-19-2009, 10:04 PM

I am. The furniture is shaped so... slender. So... lean.

Pilot · #**529** 07-19-2009, 10:06 PM

All I need is my Midcentury Modern furniture with extreme angles, freeform shapes and pointy stiletto-legs. Sexy.

You've seen the inside of my house so you know what I 'm talking about.

Leto · #**530** 07-19-2009, 10:26 PM

HELP HOW CAN YOU HAVE SEX FOR MORE THAN 14 SECONDS

I'VE TRIED EVERY POSSIBLE WAY BUT I JUST END UP EXPLOSIVELY PISSING SPERM ALL OVER MY PARTNERS

Pilot · #**531** 07-19-2009, 10:28 PM

EDGING MAN IT REQUIRES DISCIPLINE

SCREW, STOP, REVEL...............SCREW, STOP, REVEL...... REPEAT

***Nate*** · #**532** 07-20-2009, 12:30 AM

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EDGING MAN IT REQUIRES DISCIPLINE

SCREW, STOP, REVEL...............SCREW, STOP, REVEL...... REPEAT

I tried that but the neighbours started complaining about the bugle noise.

Havoc · #**533** 07-20-2009, 06:12 AM

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Lolwut

That is both a very disturbing and very useful website.

Laser · #**534** 07-20-2009, 06:38 AM

The P spot?

Isn't that somewhere beneath the lungs?

Oh and for the sake of being slightly on topic, yes I am still a virgin

***Alcar*** · #**535** 07-20-2009, 06:47 AM

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The P spot?

Isn't that somewhere beneath the lungs?

Oh and for the sake of being slightly on topic, yes I am still a virgin

WAT.

But your friends are so hot!

Alcar...

Laser · #**536** 07-20-2009, 07:12 AM

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WAT.

But your friends are so hot!

Alcar...

Sadly I know too well how hot my friends are percieved to be.

***Alcar*** · #**537** 07-20-2009, 07:18 AM

So why are you not sleeping with them?

Adolescence is the best time to prey on straight males! So many confused men! So easy to take advantage of!

"It was purely experimentation, and we will never speak of this again Jim."

Alcar...

Laser · #**538** 07-20-2009, 07:29 AM

If I am too awkard to get a girlfriend, how the hell would I be able to get a straight friend of mine into sleeping with me?

***Alcar*** · #**539** 07-20-2009, 07:38 AM

You have truly, truly, missed out on so much fun.

Alcar...

Anonyman! · #**540** 07-20-2009, 09:37 AM

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The P spot?

Isn't that somewhere beneath the lungs?

Oh and for the sake of being slightly on topic, yes I am still a virgin

It's... down somewhere, but you can poke it through your anal wall. It's kinda behind your penis. Look up a website, I don't want to be responsible for any broken assholes.

or do i