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***Alcar*** · #**481** 11-20-2008, 03:27 AM

Why do I owe you a labour of the mouth? And why did you spell it 'labour' rather than 'labor'?

Alcar...

Majic · #**482** 11-20-2008, 08:47 PM

I don't have to answer to you. You're not my daddy. I don't think. Are you?

***Wil*** · #**483** 11-21-2008, 05:27 AM

If he is, then this thread is going downhill into Controver City, and fast. I like it.

Facsimile · #**484** 11-22-2008, 01:12 AM

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Sexual intercourse, in its biological sense, is the act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract, called copulation or coitus in other reference. The two entities may be of opposite sexes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails.

Traditionally, intercourse has been viewed as the natural endpoint of all sexual contact between a man and a woman, and is commonly confined to this definition today. The meaning of the term, however, has been broadened in recent years, and now labels at least three different sex acts. These three types of intercourse are: vaginal intercourse, involving vaginal penetration by the penis; oral intercourse, involving oral caress of the sex organs; and anal intercourse, involving insertion of the male's penis into his partner's anus.

Sex acts that involve the use of fingers or hands or mutual masturbation are more often referred to as outercourse (with oral sex at times listed as an aspect), while the term sex, in the context of sexual intimacy, is often understood more widely to include any mutual genital stimulation.

For most non-human animals, sexual intercourse occurs at the point of estrus (the most fertile period of time in the female's reproductive cycle), which increases the chances of successful impregnation. However, bonobos, dolphins, and chimpanzees are known to engage in sexual intercourse even when the female is not in estrus, and to engage in sex acts with same-sex partners. In most instances, humans have sex primarily for pleasure. This behavior in the above mentioned animals is also presumed to be for pleasure, which in turn strengthens social bonds.

Stop Kimon, you're getting me SO hot.

Majic · #**485** 11-22-2008, 12:43 PM

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Stop Kimon, you're getting me SO hot.

And knowing that is getting ME hot. This thread is just a giant chain reaction of erections.

I like it.

***Wil*** · #**486** 11-22-2008, 12:48 PM

I tried using Google Image to find an illustrative picture of an erection chain reaction—or possibly a Mexican penis wave—but it came up with nothing like the imagery in my head.

Havoc · #**487** 11-22-2008, 01:24 PM

So many great quotes in here and so little room to put them all...

...pun intended

Majic · #**488** 11-22-2008, 02:18 PM

You can rent some space in Hobo's asshole. I hear he has some pretty cheap rates.

Oddsville · #**489** 11-23-2008, 07:53 AM

Yeah the rates are cheap, but the place looks like shit!

Kimon · #**490** 11-23-2008, 10:37 AM

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Stop Kimon, you're getting me SO hot.

I KNOW

So it turns out I have a promising prospect for Monday night... aggressive girl.

Leto · #**491** 11-23-2008, 11:19 AM

Prepare for a chafed sack

Kimon · #**492** 11-23-2008, 01:18 PM

I've already purchased ointment and tranquilizers.

Nemo · #**493** 11-23-2008, 03:49 PM

Try bengay.

Anonyman! · #**494** 11-23-2008, 05:44 PM

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Try bengay.

This is a really good idea.

Oddsville · #**495** 11-24-2008, 04:08 PM

Bengay burns..so enjoy.

Anonyman! · #**496** 11-24-2008, 06:44 PM

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Bengay burns..so enjoy.

Hence the joke. Dammit! This could have been fun.

Wings of Fire · #**497** 11-28-2008, 05:28 PM

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5/5 it has been a blowjob.

This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Havoc · #**498** 11-28-2008, 05:41 PM

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This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Go and propose a threesome with her best friend.

***Nate*** · #**499** 11-28-2008, 07:06 PM

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This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Wait... are you saying that you were the one who provided AiN with said blowjob? My hat is off to your obvious skill.

Fuzzle Guy · #**500** 11-29-2008, 10:03 AM

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This, it was also a very slow and satisfying one, done in her best friends house (Who coincidently I am staying with).

Imagine had her best friend walked in on you.

I am \\

OANST · #**501** 11-29-2008, 10:09 AM

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Imagine had her best friend walked in on you.

I am \\

Yes, Imagine............Now, stop. Stop imagining. Stop it.

Fuzzle Guy · #**502** 11-29-2008, 10:09 AM

/stops

Wings of Fire · #**503** 12-02-2008, 06:08 AM

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Go and propose a threesome with her best friend.

I would you know, he's quite cute :3

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Wait... are you saying that you were the one who provided AiN with said blowjob? My hat is off to your obvious skill.

I no rite, imagine my surprise when my girlfriend took her shirt off.

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Imagine had her best friend walked in on you.

I am \\

I'd have made frantic hand gestures if it was the one I was staying with, glared and snarled if it was the other friend staying with us and probably burst out laughing if it was Zozo.

She has four best friends (Including me) and three of those are boys

don't make assumptions (Although I can imagine with terrifying certainty Havoc replying 'I wasn't').

Havoc · #**504** 12-02-2008, 02:08 PM

I wasn't

Anonyman! · #**505** 12-02-2008, 03:57 PM

This party must be video taped and copied multiple times. I expect an autographed copy. From all participants.

Strike Witch · #**506** 12-13-2008, 12:43 PM

Whee! Late night surprise secks.

She showed up at 10:30, snuck into my room when I was sleeping.

Also she found the dildo.

=/ Now I need to hide it again.

Havoc · #**507** 12-13-2008, 02:06 PM

Oh hot steaming lesbian secks?

Strike Witch · #**508** 12-13-2008, 02:22 PM

Indeedydo.

***Alcar*** · #**509** 12-13-2008, 04:46 PM

You're a lesbian?!

When did this magically happen?

Alcar...

Strike Witch · #**510** 12-13-2008, 04:49 PM

When I fucked my best friend with my fingers?