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  #451  
06-30-2009, 03:33 AM
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You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.
I often penetrate too.
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Also to make a distinction between biting, nibbling, and slightly grazing with teeth, of which the latter is the only applicable in my sexual practices.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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I am such a prude when compared to you people.

And as for the whole "being near the hole that urine comes out of" thing, I do believe that urine is sterile, while feces is decidedly not.


Also, vagina feels goooooooooood.
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But looks so vile.
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It certainly isn't the most aesthetically appealing piece of anatomy. I can't imagine that hairy asshole is much prettier, though.


I'm not sure what point I am arguing, at the moment. Am I trying to turn you all straight? Shit, I don't know.
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You’d think evolution would by now have come up with sexual apparatus that is any way sexually appealing.

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Well the only sexual apparatus I don't find sexually appealing is my own penis.

So yeah...
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What a coincidence…

No, I’m lying for humour. You know I find your penis sexually appearing.
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Don't get my wrong, the only other one I've thoroughly examined was fantastic.
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Well, they are sexually appealing. Just not aesthetically. The attraction to those parts of the anatomy comes mainly from instinct and the knowledge of what the experience is like. Other areas, such as breasts, thighs, neck, and so on, are both sexually and aesthetically pleasing, as long as the person's genes and level of fitness make them so. To someone with no libido, I imagine that genitalia must look quite disgusting.
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Neck?
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Neck?
Absolutely. The gentle curve of a well formed neck can be quite beautiful.
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So...

If the neck was a sexual organ, would people wear neck covers all the time?
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Is that when you do someone in the tracheostomy?
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To someone with no libido, I imagine that genitalia must look quite disgusting.
Personally, I find genitalia to look more silly than disgusting.

My great grandmother says (repeatedly) that boys "are just a mess down there". But then she also thinks there is nothing more beautiful than a vagina so she might be a lesbian in denial.
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That's some pretty hefty denial there.
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On the flip side, since I think that "girls are just a mess down there" does this make me gay?

If course it doesn't.
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I can see the appeal in vaginas. They're a hole. That's appealing.
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I don't understand why the organs needed to continue the human race can look so disgusting...surely the best way to move on the human race is to have attractive looking penises/vaginas...it goes for anything on the exterior of the human body

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I....... yes. I am not only going to agree but also pray that you sketch out your idea of a beautiful penis.
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What? It's pink? So what? I can dip mine in some pink icing for you if that's what you want.
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That really was unnecessary.

When you think about it, are there any organs that visually appealing? I always liked the brain.
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Well, Used, usually the combination of eyes, jaw, skin, teeth, tounge, hair and skull = the face...which is considered attractive in rare occasions

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Well, Used, usually the combination of eyes, jaw, skin, teeth, tounge, hair and skull = the face...which is considered attractive in rare occasions
Yes but only the eyes and tongue I believe would actually be considered 'organs.'
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On the flip side, since I think that "girls are just a mess down there" does this make me gay?

If course it doesn't.
Don't be silly, nothing makes you anything. In any case, I was speaking more of her love of vaginas and how she raves about them even when its not related to the topic at hand.
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