Oddworld Forums > Zulag Two > Off-Topic Discussion


 
Thread Tools
 
  #451  
11-15-2008, 01:07 PM
Anonyman!'s Avatar
Anonyman!
Outlaw Shooter
 
: Jan 2008
: apparently not this website
: 1,345
Blog Entries: 18
Rep Power: 19
Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)

Seriously. And please, do not spare any details. Tell us exactly what this thing is.

Last edited by Anonyman!; 11-15-2008 at 01:11 PM..
Reply With Quote
  #452  
11-15-2008, 02:42 PM
Kimon
Outlaw Mortar
 
: Jan 2005
: Brooklyn
: 1,937
Blog Entries: 20
Rep Power: 22
Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)

I think it's a type of kiss, you guys.
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #453  
11-15-2008, 02:53 PM
Wil's Avatar
Wil
Oddworld Administrator
Oddworld Inhabitant
 
: Apr 2001
: UK
: 13,534
Blog Entries: 39
Rep Power: 40
Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)

Please, stop. I can only feel so distressed.
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #454  
11-15-2008, 03:35 PM
Havoc's Avatar
Havoc
Cheesecake Apocalypse
 
: May 2003
: Netherlands
: 9,976
Blog Entries: 71
Rep Power: 30
Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)

:
Please, stop. I can only feel so distressed.
Tsss! Like YOU know what it means! Poser
__________________
The Oddworld Wiki

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

Reply With Quote
  #455  
11-15-2008, 04:29 PM
Wil's Avatar
Wil
Oddworld Administrator
Oddworld Inhabitant
 
: Apr 2001
: UK
: 13,534
Blog Entries: 39
Rep Power: 40
Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)

Really tempted to say something about this, but knows everyone would regret it.
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #456  
11-15-2008, 04:43 PM
Nate's Avatar
Nate
Oddworld Administrator
Rainbow of Flavour
 
: Apr 2002
: Seattle (woo!)
: 16,311
Blog Entries: 176
Rep Power: 42
Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)Nate  (13497)

Negrep to Wil and posrep to everyone else!
__________________
:
Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.

Reply With Quote
  #457  
11-15-2008, 05:31 PM
Leto's Avatar
Leto
Not Leto
 
: Dec 2002
: up
: 4,866
Blog Entries: 57
Rep Power: 28
Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)

I always thought it was the kind of work professional leaf blowers were payed for.
__________________
~MY ART THREAD~ (NO DICKS)

Reply With Quote
  #458  
11-15-2008, 07:29 PM
Oddsville's Avatar
Oddsville
Oddworld Almanac
 
: Jun 2001
: Florida
: 1,830
Rep Power: 25
Oddsville  (236)Oddsville  (236)Oddsville  (236)

I thought it's what you did to birthday candles??
__________________
..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

Reply With Quote
  #459  
11-15-2008, 10:01 PM
Leto's Avatar
Leto
Not Leto
 
: Dec 2002
: up
: 4,866
Blog Entries: 57
Rep Power: 28
Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)

No, that's less of a job, more of a recreational activity... The word 'job' would suggest some kind of repeated manual labour.
__________________
~MY ART THREAD~ (NO DICKS)

Reply With Quote
  #460  
11-16-2008, 04:04 AM
Oddsville's Avatar
Oddsville
Oddworld Almanac
 
: Jun 2001
: Florida
: 1,830
Rep Power: 25
Oddsville  (236)Oddsville  (236)Oddsville  (236)

What if the persons 106? You know how many 'blowjobs' that would take to put out that many candles!?
__________________
..I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace; but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story all together...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRSHXhJzsY

Reply With Quote
  #461  
11-16-2008, 04:10 AM
abe is now!'s Avatar
abe is now!
Mafia, Pizza & Mandolino
 
: Jan 2007
: Italy
: 2,825
Blog Entries: 25
Rep Power: 21
abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)abe is now!  (2392)

:
No, that's less of a job, more of a recreational activity... The word 'job' would suggest some kind of repeated manual labour.
With blowjob I mean a labour made with the mouth.
__________________
ain!

Reply With Quote
  #462  
11-16-2008, 06:34 AM
Anonyman!'s Avatar
Anonyman!
Outlaw Shooter
 
: Jan 2008
: apparently not this website
: 1,345
Blog Entries: 18
Rep Power: 19
Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)

:
With blowjob I mean a labour made with the mouth.
ooooOOOooooOooooOOOOooooooOOooooOOOOooooOooooOOOOOOOo.
Reply With Quote
  #463  
11-16-2008, 06:50 AM
Havoc's Avatar
Havoc
Cheesecake Apocalypse
 
: May 2003
: Netherlands
: 9,976
Blog Entries: 71
Rep Power: 30
Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)

But AIN, you usually blow with your mouth, unless your fart :P.

But is it like blowing for a living or... what?
__________________
The Oddworld Wiki

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

Reply With Quote
  #464  
11-16-2008, 07:26 AM
Anonyman!'s Avatar
Anonyman!
Outlaw Shooter
 
: Jan 2008
: apparently not this website
: 1,345
Blog Entries: 18
Rep Power: 19
Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)

:
With blowjob I mean a labour made with the mouth.
What kind of labor? (or Labour, you twats.)
Reply With Quote
  #465  
11-16-2008, 09:07 AM
Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
Fuzzle Guy
Outlaw Flamer
 
: Apr 2003
: Greater London, UK
: 2,634
Blog Entries: 17
Rep Power: 25
Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)

I thought it was when Wil sucks on your penis till you come.
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #466  
11-16-2008, 09:10 AM
Munch's Master's Avatar
Munch's Master
Outlaw Mortar
 
: Mar 2005
: England
: 1,815
Blog Entries: 20
Rep Power: 22
Munch's Master  (745)Munch's Master  (745)Munch's Master  (745)Munch's Master  (745)Munch's Master  (745)Munch's Master  (745)Munch's Master  (745)

Something I don't understand is how did you get this mysterious "blow job" when you're only 14? Didn't like, the police arrest you or something?
__________________


Fuzzle Guy: Apart from going swimming I've never been more wet in my life than when I went to see Take That.

Reply With Quote
  #467  
11-16-2008, 09:12 AM
Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
Fuzzle Guy
Outlaw Flamer
 
: Apr 2003
: Greater London, UK
: 2,634
Blog Entries: 17
Rep Power: 25
Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)

:
how did you get this mysterious "blow job" when you're only 14?
Doesn't the pope disown you for that?
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #468  
11-16-2008, 11:58 AM
Leto's Avatar
Leto
Not Leto
 
: Dec 2002
: up
: 4,866
Blog Entries: 57
Rep Power: 28
Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)Leto  (3745)

:
With blowjob I mean a labour made with the mouth.
so, it's like a talking occupation? food chewer perhaps? I'm so confused
__________________
~MY ART THREAD~ (NO DICKS)

Reply With Quote
  #469  
11-16-2008, 12:14 PM
Havoc's Avatar
Havoc
Cheesecake Apocalypse
 
: May 2003
: Netherlands
: 9,976
Blog Entries: 71
Rep Power: 30
Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)

Maybe it's an offending term for those help desk type jobs. Those are anoying as fuck!
__________________
The Oddworld Wiki

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

Reply With Quote
  #470  
11-17-2008, 03:37 AM
Hobo's Avatar
Hobo
Honorary Smod
Chronically Awesome
 
: Feb 2003
: London
: 6,741
Blog Entries: 1
Rep Power: 29
Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)Hobo  (3434)

Right this is getting fucking boring now. Any more and I'll start handing out warnings.

This is what happens when i get woken up at 12pm. Fucking early starts.
Reply With Quote
  #471  
11-17-2008, 04:54 AM
Havoc's Avatar
Havoc
Cheesecake Apocalypse
 
: May 2003
: Netherlands
: 9,976
Blog Entries: 71
Rep Power: 30
Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)

Party pooper
__________________
The Oddworld Wiki

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

Reply With Quote
  #472  
11-17-2008, 08:32 AM
Fuzzle Guy's Avatar
Fuzzle Guy
Outlaw Flamer
 
: Apr 2003
: Greater London, UK
: 2,634
Blog Entries: 17
Rep Power: 25
Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)Fuzzle Guy  (2482)

Someone's clearly not getting any blow jobs...
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #473  
11-17-2008, 12:36 PM
Rex Tirano's Avatar
Rex Tirano
Cute as a rabbit
 
: Aug 2001
: Nagasaki
: 2,259
Rep Power: 25
Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)

Oh yes. Yes he is.

- Rexy
__________________
ブルータスよ、我々がつまらない人間でいる責任は、
運にあるのではなく、自分達自身にあるのだ.

Reply With Quote
  #474  
11-17-2008, 12:48 PM
Havoc's Avatar
Havoc
Cheesecake Apocalypse
 
: May 2003
: Netherlands
: 9,976
Blog Entries: 71
Rep Power: 30
Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)

I don't think that comment was directed at me, dear.
__________________
The Oddworld Wiki

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

Reply With Quote
  #475  
11-17-2008, 12:53 PM
Rex Tirano's Avatar
Rex Tirano
Cute as a rabbit
 
: Aug 2001
: Nagasaki
: 2,259
Rep Power: 25
Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)Rex Tirano  (682)



- Rexy
__________________
ブルータスよ、我々がつまらない人間でいる責任は、
運にあるのではなく、自分達自身にあるのだ.

Reply With Quote
  #476  
11-18-2008, 06:58 AM
Wil's Avatar
Wil
Oddworld Administrator
Oddworld Inhabitant
 
: Apr 2001
: UK
: 13,534
Blog Entries: 39
Rep Power: 40
Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)Wil  (9443)

This hell-hole sickens me. I quit.
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #477  
11-18-2008, 08:04 AM
Havoc's Avatar
Havoc
Cheesecake Apocalypse
 
: May 2003
: Netherlands
: 9,976
Blog Entries: 71
Rep Power: 30
Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)Havoc  (4126)

Bye!
__________________
The Oddworld Wiki

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

Reply With Quote
  #478  
11-18-2008, 02:39 PM
Kimon
Outlaw Mortar
 
: Jan 2005
: Brooklyn
: 1,937
Blog Entries: 20
Rep Power: 22
Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)Kimon  (518)

Sexual intercourse, in its biological sense, is the act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract, called copulation or coitus in other reference. The two entities may be of opposite sexes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails.

Traditionally, intercourse has been viewed as the natural endpoint of all sexual contact between a man and a woman, and is commonly confined to this definition today. The meaning of the term, however, has been broadened in recent years, and now labels at least three different sex acts. These three types of intercourse are: vaginal intercourse, involving vaginal penetration by the penis; oral intercourse, involving oral caress of the sex organs; and anal intercourse, involving insertion of the male's penis into his partner's anus.

Sex acts that involve the use of fingers or hands or mutual masturbation are more often referred to as outercourse (with oral sex at times listed as an aspect), while the term sex, in the context of sexual intimacy, is often understood more widely to include any mutual genital stimulation.

For most non-human animals, sexual intercourse occurs at the point of estrus (the most fertile period of time in the female's reproductive cycle), which increases the chances of successful impregnation. However, bonobos, dolphins, and chimpanzees are known to engage in sexual intercourse even when the female is not in estrus, and to engage in sex acts with same-sex partners. In most instances, humans have sex primarily for pleasure. This behavior in the above mentioned animals is also presumed to be for pleasure, which in turn strengthens social bonds.
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #479  
11-19-2008, 05:19 PM
Majic's Avatar
Majic
Ascended Being
 
: Dec 2001
: USA: Dallas, Tx
: 3,298
Rep Power: 26
Majic  (249)Majic  (249)Majic  (249)

All this blowjob chit chat reminds me that someone here owes me one of them labours of the mouth in question. I think it was Peter. I hereby demand payment. Back seat, my car.
Reply With Quote
  #480  
11-19-2008, 06:29 PM
Anonyman!'s Avatar
Anonyman!
Outlaw Shooter
 
: Jan 2008
: apparently not this website
: 1,345
Blog Entries: 18
Rep Power: 19
Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)Anonyman!  (2269)

:
All this blowjob chit chat reminds me that someone here owes me one of them labours of the mouth in question. I think it was Peter. I hereby demand payment. Back seat, my car.
FUCK YES MORE ANCIENT MEMBERS

Ok... back on topic. Uhh...

Sex.
Reply With Quote


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 








 
 
- Oddworld Forums - -