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  #421  
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A penis in your ass probably would send shivers up your spine.


But I can understand. The idea of being inside a pooper is somewhat disgusting.
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I find the idea of sticking it where urine, blood, babies, and other menstrual fluids are expelled worse.

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Yeah, at least with the arse you know what you’re getting.

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I find the idea of sticking it where urine, blood, babies, and other menstrual fluids are expelled worse.

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I don't know... shit's pretty gross.

Blood, babies, and cottage cheese discharge hold no fucking candle though.
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Umm.... do I really have to be the one to say this?

Urine doesn't technically come out of the vagina ladies. Close, but not quite.
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It's close enough to warrant my disapproval.

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It's close enough to warrant my disapproval.

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Thirded.
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BUTt!

What about fellatio? Who here hasn't given it? (that counts) Isn't it the same thing?
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Women have poor bladder control.

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HAH! Touche.

Oh oh oh oh Oh Oh OH OH! WEEEE!!!!! **squirt**

You're right.
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Oh joy.


Mouths may be filthy, but not as obviously.
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SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
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Out of all three holes I must say my favourite is the mouth, the major design flaw of the vagina is the lack of a tongue.
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Out of all three holes I must say my favourite is the mouth, the major design flaw of the vagina is the lack of a tongue.
Oh my god, what if it really has one???

Damn it Joe? WHY?
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If the womans' vagina had a tongue then I'd become an instant Believer.
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With tongue comes teeth. Sharp teeth.
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Now that's one aspect of oral I found very fun ^^.
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VAGINA DENTATA

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Now that's one aspect of oral I found very fun ^^.
What? Biting?
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Vaguely reminiscent of hentai.
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Vaguely reminiscent of "please the fuck no"/a bad blojorb.
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I think that we need to make a distinction between biting and a little nibble.
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Roll back lips
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I LOVE the nibble, but if the one giving is not very experienced, you end up living where Anonyman apparently lives....
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If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
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Don't you even start with the labia nibbles.

Labia nibbles. Sounds like a KFC dish.
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You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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Nibble. Fine.

Cock munching. No.
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You males really overthink this shit.

All we ever do is lick, suck, and stuff.
What about the stillettos?

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