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***Nate*** · #**421** 11-04-2008, 01:41 AM

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Trust me, she ain't that kinda girl.

I'm sure that's what all the guys who are crap in bed think.

But I *really* don't understand the point of faking an orgasm. What girls should do is give their guy a glare and say "Try harder next time". God knows I've done that.

Leto · #**422** 11-04-2008, 06:29 PM

Natures rubix cube.

Rex Tirano · #**423** 11-05-2008, 07:32 AM

Sometimes you just get bored...

So you fake it to get it over with.

- Rexy

***Wil*** · #**424** 11-05-2008, 07:53 AM

Like paying attention in lectures.

Rex Tirano · #**425** 11-06-2008, 03:42 AM

Exactly.

- Rexy

Kimon · #**426** 11-06-2008, 08:18 PM

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I'm sure that's what all the guys who are crap in bed think.

Very rude, Nate.

***Nate*** · #**427** 11-06-2008, 10:06 PM

I wasn't *necessarily* implying that you were crap in bed. Just that guys who *are* crap in bed would say that sort of thing. sorry

Kimon · #**428** 11-07-2008, 10:26 AM

Grr, forgiven.

mitsur · #**429** 11-07-2008, 07:57 PM

I plan to fake it every time. My scheme is to say "Oh shit, is that someone at the window watching us?" and then, as she looks away, to pop the mayo packet I've had hidden in my left sock all over her nearest appendage. It should pass for the real thing since it's become slightly warm and thus will be un-congealed by the heat of my foot.

Why fake it, you ask? If you don't know why, you have no buisness asking.

***Nate*** · #**430** 11-07-2008, 08:19 PM

You have me worried now that you are unable to (ahem) produce your own mayonnaise...

Oddsville · #**431** 11-07-2008, 09:04 PM

Or you could use ketchup, and tell them 'that happens sometimes'. Problem solved! *dont ask how!*

***Alcar*** · #**432** 11-07-2008, 09:04 PM

Perhaps he suspects every woman of wanting his children?

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet · #**433** 11-08-2008, 06:27 AM

I have secretly replaced his testicles with a pair of carved rubber erasers.

mitsur · #**434** 11-08-2008, 12:32 PM

Damn! Apparently BM doesn't understand that the word 'Confidential' does not mean 'Blurt out whenever it suits the situation.'

mudling · #**435** 11-10-2008, 02:18 AM

Where did you put them?

Nemo · #**436** 11-10-2008, 02:21 AM

In her pooper.

Wings of Fire · #**437** 11-10-2008, 05:43 AM

0/5

didn't happen, rain cancelled play.

Although I have at least three amusing anecdotes about being discovered making out by one of her little sisters >.> that house is too small for six family members.

He dad didn't shoot me however, even after seeing the marks I made. So in the grand scheme of things the weekend was a triumph.

Fuzzle Guy · #**438** 11-10-2008, 07:42 AM

I think her Dad caused the rain.

OANST · #**439** 11-10-2008, 08:25 AM

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I think her Dad caused the rain.

He gives the best golden showers.

Pilot · #**440** 11-10-2008, 05:40 PM

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He gives the best golden showers.

Haha.... BAM!

abe is now! · #**441** 11-13-2008, 12:19 PM

5/5 it has been a blowjob.

Hobo · #**442** 11-13-2008, 12:29 PM

The terrible English makes your posts in this thread evermore disturbing.

OANST · #**443** 11-13-2008, 02:20 PM

5/5. It has been a woman.

abe is now! · #**444** 11-15-2008, 04:42 AM

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The terrible English makes your posts in this thread evermore disturbing.

Sorry but I'm not English... so I could say, she gave me a blowjob... is it better?

***Wil*** · #**445** 11-15-2008, 07:15 AM

Ohhh, now I get it. Now I can picture what she did to you. Thank you, AIN.

Havoc · #**446** 11-15-2008, 07:35 AM

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Sorry but I'm not English... so I could say, she gave me a blowjob... is it better?

A what? Whats that?

abe is now! · #**447** 11-15-2008, 09:42 AM

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A what? Whats that?

A blowjob... don't you know what's that?

OANST · #**448** 11-15-2008, 09:46 AM

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A blowjob... don't you know what's that?

Could you tell us what's that? I've been mulling it over and haven't been able to decide on a solid description of what's that. Something to do with lost eyelashes, I think.

abe is now! · #**449** 11-15-2008, 09:54 AM

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Could you tell us what's that? I've been mulling it over and haven't been able to decide on a solid description of what's that. Something to do with lost eyelashes, I think.

I have always thought that a blowjob was a sexual act...

Havoc · #**450** 11-15-2008, 09:57 AM

I got that far! But what kind of sexual act? I've never heard of it. What happens?