Are you a Virgin? -

***Alcar*** · #**391** 06-29-2009, 02:32 AM

You poor thing, here.

Alcar...

Laser · #**392** 06-29-2009, 02:34 AM

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GIVE HIM?!? HIS BIRTHDAY?!?

Joking?

I bloody hope so

abe is now! · #**393** 06-29-2009, 02:44 AM

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You poor thing, here.

Alcar...

No please... noooooo

***Nate*** · #**394** 06-29-2009, 04:14 AM

Is a cinnamon lollipop a particularly sexual thing? Or have I missed a euphemism?

used:) · #**395** 06-29-2009, 04:59 AM

Oh boy, Max is gonna whip up a shit storm like no other when sees this.

***Wil*** · #**396** 06-29-2009, 05:06 AM

I assume AIN is joking, and yet I don’t get it.

EDIT: Ooh, next page. Used, AIN hasn’t told me to GTFO. Yet.

abe is now! · #**397** 06-29-2009, 06:42 AM

GTFO... stands for?

***Wil*** · #**398** 06-29-2009, 06:45 AM

abe is now! · #**399** 06-29-2009, 06:48 AM

Why are you guys so hot?

*coming*

MA · #**400** 06-29-2009, 06:55 AM

why? where are you going?

***Wil*** · #**401** 06-29-2009, 07:13 AM

Don’t be naïve. He’s coming from Italy to visit us and make sweet love to us.

abe is now! · #**402** 06-29-2009, 07:16 AM

Of course!! I hope you weren't thinking I was coming on my face

***Nate*** · #**403** 06-29-2009, 07:22 AM

No. I was picturing you doing it on Leto's face.

It was a pleasant mental image.

used:) · #**404** 06-29-2009, 07:25 AM

Again, marinara sauce. Mmmmmmm.....

Pilot · #**405** 06-29-2009, 10:26 AM

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Is a cinnamon lollipop a particularly sexual thing? Or have I missed a euphemism?

You were commenting to me how us yanks like to put cinnamon on everything.

Now, the prospect of giving a cinnamon lolly..

OW THE BURN!

Munch's Master · #**406** 06-29-2009, 10:51 AM

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Is a cinnamon lollipop a particularly sexual thing? Or have I missed a euphemism?

Euphemism was my first thought too. Cinnamon some innuendo for poojabbing and lollipop, I'm sure you can guess. I had a very graphic mental picture that will not leave my head.

Pilot · #**407** 06-29-2009, 10:57 AM

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I like those giant fucking lollipop jawbreakers.

In this case.... yes. Lollipop jawbreaker, yes.

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I had a very graphic mental picture that will not leave my head.

Please share.

I can just hear all the little kiddies of the forum now..... "Wow, I hope I get gay soon!"

Munch's Master · #**408** 06-29-2009, 11:16 AM

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Please share.

Really Really?

Not for the faint of heart, young, or innocent minded. Everyone else should take care too:
I had image of first the anal sex, only you ensuring your penis was covered in....fecal matter afterwards, then letting him suck it off- hence the "cinnamon" on the "lollipop". Basically a more horrific and male version of 2girls1cup.

Graphic enough for you? Understand why it left me nauseous?

Pilot · #**409** 06-29-2009, 11:17 AM

Aaaahhh, shitdick. One reason to never bareback.

MM, I adore you.

used:) · #**410** 06-29-2009, 11:20 AM

Sounds like the comedy of Gilbert Godfried.

Munch's Master · #**411** 06-29-2009, 11:22 AM

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Aaaahhh, shitdick. One reason to never bareback.

MM, I adore you.

Pilot, I adore you as much as it is possible for a heterosexual man to like a homosexual innunedo-filled man in a bro-mancey way.

*manly pat on back*

Anonyman! · #**412** 06-29-2009, 11:25 AM

I was serious about the lollipop jawbreakers. They just fucking taste wonderful. No innuendo.

NEVERMIND

Pilot · #**413** 06-29-2009, 11:43 AM

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Pilot, I adore you as much as it is possible for a heterosexual man to like a homosexual innunedo-filled man in a bro-mancey way.

*manly pat on back*

I see your back and raise you a doubleback.

Thank you, you're kind.

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I was serious about the lollipop jawbreakers. They just fucking taste wonderful. No innuendo.

edit:

Pilot, have you ever had shitdick?

So was I.

Thank god no. One time I felt it but when I pulled out it didn't stick and I was like *whew* let's go again!

Anonyman! · #**414** 06-29-2009, 11:45 AM

Yeah. A combination of hygiene and condoms has prevented me from that. Could you imagine how awkward that would be?

Pilot · #**415** 06-29-2009, 11:49 AM

Hygiene=important. You can tell when a guy doesn't care.

Plus, one's more prone to that when they're indiscriminately promiscuous. I'm talking about regular back-room action. Not my scene.

OANST · #**416** 06-29-2009, 11:51 AM

I am physically shaking and disturbed by this conversation. I find very little to be as terrifying and/or disgusting as anal sex. Giving, receiving, I want nothing to do with it.

Anonyman! · #**417** 06-29-2009, 11:53 AM

That's why I do it.

honestly, im not too big a fan myself.

Pilot · #**418** 06-29-2009, 11:53 AM

Nonsense, you like it.

Both you.

OANST · #**419** 06-29-2009, 12:08 PM

I was accused of being homophobic once, because I am so disturbed by the idea of anal sex. However, I do not necessarily associate that act with homosexuality. I am completely comfortable with the idea of men being attracted to each other, and doing all manner of things. I am not comfortable with the thought of anyone having anal sex. I would never say that you shouldn't do it. It just sends shivers up my spine.

Pilot · #**420** 06-29-2009, 12:09 PM

Yeah, it's not for everyone.