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Havoc · #**391** 10-19-2008, 02:55 AM

Dude that's nasty!

Strike Witch · #**392** 10-19-2008, 04:04 AM

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We already have a porn thread in the Employee Lounge.

Shit, I want Modfagette status now.

Anyway:

5/5.

I had no idea how hot something becomes with the addition of Cosplay crap.

=D

abe is now! · #**393** 10-29-2008, 06:41 AM

Oh I'm here again... and I've had my first intercourse three days ago, I'd say that it's been 3/5.

OANST · #**394** 10-29-2008, 07:09 AM

3.5 seconds?

No worries. There isn't a person alive who performed well on their entry. It takes time.

Just stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Wings of Fire · #**395** 10-29-2008, 07:30 AM

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Oh I'm here again... and I've had my first intercourse three days ago, I'd say that it's been 3/5.

I'm curious, what are you comparing it so low to?

abe is now! · #**396** 10-29-2008, 07:32 AM

3/5 isn't the time... it's how it has been and anyway I don't how to explain it well XD

Wings of Fire · #**397** 10-29-2008, 07:34 AM

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3/5 isn't the time... it's how it has been and anyway I don't how to explain it well XD

Are you comparing it to your best masturbation? If so I either want that hand or don't want that girl.

OANST · #**398** 10-29-2008, 08:09 AM

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3/5 isn't the time... it's how it has been and anyway I don't how to explain it well XD

I know. I was funnin' ya.

Leto · #**399** 10-29-2008, 08:55 PM

AIN, I don't think you have anything to compare it to lol. but if it wasn't that good, you either had too high expectations, or it was actually a 1/5.

***Nate*** · #**400** 10-30-2008, 01:43 AM

I'm going to back up AIN here; if you see my first post in this thread, my last time (oh so long ago) was a 3/5 without ever having had any example better than that. Perhaps my expectations of what sex *should* be like are too high?

Havoc · #**401** 10-30-2008, 03:56 AM

Yay for morning sex. 3/5 though, had better sessions...

abe is now! · #**402** 10-30-2008, 04:33 AM

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Are you comparing it to your best masturbation? If so I either want that hand or don't want that girl.

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AIN, I don't think you have anything to compare it to lol. but if it wasn't that good, you either had too high expectations, or it was actually a 1/5.

I am comparing NOTHING.

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I'm going to back up AIN here; if you see my first post in this thread, my last time (oh so long ago) was a 3/5 without ever having had any example better than that. Perhaps my expectations of what sex *should* be like are too high?

I just wanted to tell that I had sex on sunday my first time and it has been good. If I wrote something wrong in the first post about that, please forgive me. XD

***Nate*** · #**403** 10-30-2008, 04:48 AM

No, you wrote nothing wrong. I was agreeing with you.

abe is now! · #**404** 10-30-2008, 05:14 AM

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No, you wrote nothing wrong. I was agreeing with you.

Ah... thank you Nate... do you remember when I told that I thought that I will never had sex... XD

***Wil*** · #**405** 10-30-2008, 05:57 AM

Thank you for informing us.

Lacy Hemsmire · #**406** 10-30-2008, 08:17 PM

I've never had sex but my last "wank" was an average 3/5. Heh heh. o_o

OANST · #**407** 10-31-2008, 07:22 AM

Congratulations on your mediocre masturbation session.

mitsur · #**408** 10-31-2008, 09:51 AM

4/5 going a few weeks between always makes it better.

Kimon · #**409** 11-02-2008, 09:40 AM

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No worries. There isn't a person alive who performed well on their entry. It takes time.

Quite the contrary, I totally produced a female orgasm my first time. Killer!

Leto · #**410** 11-02-2008, 08:01 PM

We can learn much from you, you God.

Nemo · #**411** 11-02-2008, 10:00 PM

4/5. It's been a while since I fapped, due to my bit of surgery near that... Area.

That, and trannies. Woo.

***Nate*** · #**412** 11-03-2008, 12:29 AM

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Quite the contrary, I totally produced a female orgasm my first time. Killer!

How can you be sure she wasn't faking?

Oddsville · #**413** 11-03-2008, 05:29 AM

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How can you be sure she wasn't faking?

Don't shatter the mans memories! Its just like a I make myself believe that Im amazing in the sack and I can get by as all as all the girls laugh and point.

Wings of Fire · #**414** 11-03-2008, 05:43 AM

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How can you be sure she wasn't faking?

Well I could tell by all the vagina juice, it tastes different to blood.

Havoc · #**415** 11-03-2008, 06:35 AM

***Wil*** · #**416** 11-03-2008, 10:13 AM

I’m going to have to side with Havoc on this one.

*gets in close*

Oddsville · #**417** 11-03-2008, 01:43 PM

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Well I could tell by all the vagina juice, it tastes different to blood.

Just be sure it wasn't urine.

Anyways, last sexy time was a 2.. it was lousy.

***Alcar*** · #**418** 11-03-2008, 07:42 PM

And the lubrication that a female naturally secretes? Can you distinctly taste that as well?

How I love being gay - it's so easy to tell whether your partner has actually come or not.

Alcar...

Leto · #**419** 11-03-2008, 07:56 PM

Oh dear God.

but yes, fags have it much easier in the 'R U DUN?!' department.

Kimon · #**420** 11-03-2008, 09:43 PM

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How can you be sure she wasn't faking?

Trust me, she ain't that kinda girl.

im god lol