Are you a Virgin? -

Bullet Magnet · #**361** 05-29-2009, 09:53 AM

You broke cardinal relationship rule #2: "Never let a girl go to bed mad at you."

OddjobAbe · #**362** 05-29-2009, 10:09 AM

At least she knows that she can't control me. I refuse to be ruled by my wife.

Strike Witch · #**363** 05-29-2009, 12:53 PM

=/ clearly you two need to talk a bit more.

bobtheguy · #**364** 05-29-2009, 01:01 PM

how old is everyone here... because I didn't know some people on this forum were already married..... right now it would be illegal for me to get married....

OddjobAbe · #**365** 05-29-2009, 01:03 PM

Everyone's age differs greatly. We consist mostly of adolescents and saucy/poofy adults.

Ghost Witch, we talk enough. We just have conflicting opinions. We also have many agreements to balance it out, though.

***Wil*** · #**366** 05-29-2009, 02:16 PM

But we only get to hear about the disagreements. I want to hear all the juicy, tension-filled agreements!

OddjobAbe · #**367** 05-29-2009, 02:26 PM

I don't think she'd be too appreciative. I may consider it though, as I've made us both sound a right pair of grumpy twats. She certainly won't be appreciative of that.

bobtheguy · #**368** 05-29-2009, 02:39 PM

wow, this thread morfed into disagreements with oddjobabe's wife

MA · #**369** 05-29-2009, 02:46 PM

thats OddjobAbe to you.
(otherwise it looks like Oddjo babe).

OddjobAbe · #**370** 05-29-2009, 02:51 PM

I should have considered that when I registered. Curse the demon drink and Goldfinger.

***Wil*** · #**371** 05-29-2009, 03:10 PM

I thoroughly disagree with OddjobAbe’s wife.

More seriously, does your wife actually have an inkling that you talk about her* on a video game message board?

* In a very limited capacity, granted. You probably talk more about your nephew. Does he know?

OddjobAbe · #**372** 05-29-2009, 03:15 PM

She hasn't the foggiest, but I respect her wishes, and I know she wouldn't like it. But I'll say balls to that occasionally, what she doesn't know can't hurt her. My nephew would love it. He craves attention.

Anonyman! · #**373** 06-08-2009, 09:21 PM

So, how bout them yankees?

Any by yankees, I mean yanks.

Wanks.

How are your masturbations.

Leto · #**374** 06-08-2009, 10:15 PM

THERES ANOTHER THREAD FOR THAT.

this thread is hilarious.

abe is now! · #**375** 06-26-2009, 11:11 AM

:

THERES ANOTHER THREAD FOR THAT.

this thread is hilarious.

It makes me... It makes me... oh my god... It makes me come!!!

used:) · #**376** 06-26-2009, 11:14 AM

Mmmm, marinara sauce.

Note: I'm half Italian so I'm allowed to be evil in this respect.

OANST · #**377** 06-26-2009, 11:16 AM

:

It makes me... It makes me... oh my god... It makes me come!!!

It's nice to see that AIN is now perpetuating his own myth.

abe is now! · #**378** 06-26-2009, 11:48 AM

:

It's nice to see that AIN is now perpetuating his own myth.

Obviously: I must have something to do in my fucking life!

OANST · #**379** 06-26-2009, 12:21 PM

Oh, come on. We both know that you didn't understand that sentence.

abe is now! · #**380** 06-27-2009, 12:59 AM

:

Oh, come on. We both know that you didn't understand that sentence.

>.<"

OddjobAbe · #**381** 06-27-2009, 01:01 AM

I'm not following you.

Anonyman! · #**382** 06-27-2009, 09:07 AM

Pilot · #**383** 06-27-2009, 09:13 AM

OddjobAbe · #**384** 06-27-2009, 09:34 AM

lolicon

abe is now! · #**385** 06-27-2009, 09:36 AM

lollipop

Wings of Fire · #**386** 06-27-2009, 09:37 AM

:

lolicon

That just looks nasty in this thread.

OddjobAbe · #**387** 06-27-2009, 09:39 AM

Exactly what prompted me to put it.

Pilot · #**388** 06-27-2009, 10:09 AM

I once told my ex that I was going to give him a cinnamon lollipop for his birthday, much to his instant dismay.

I know Nate will love that.

Anonyman! · #**389** 06-27-2009, 11:07 AM

I like those giant fucking lollipop jawbreakers.

abe is now! · #**390** 06-29-2009, 01:04 AM

:

I once told my ex that I was going to give him a cinnamon lollipop for his birthday, much to his instant dismay.

GIVE HIM?!? HIS BIRTHDAY?!?