The NEW! Sex Thread

[Nate]

Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?

Other than 'Little Nathan', no. Dare I ask what name yours was given and by whom?

No but she can make it look like it's singing while she has my balls in her mouth. It's quite the stunt.

She ventriloquises with your balls in her mouth? That's quite a skill.

[Alcar]

No names, but I've been pleasantly surprised by some of the comments I've received. In so far that all comments generally revolve around "It's really nice" or "It's one of the best looking".

While I really like my penis, I can't see why I'd get such comments unless they've become accustomed to deformities, as it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Alcar...

[JennyGenesis]

Other than 'Little Nathan', no. Dare I ask what name yours was given and by whom?

Little Nathan? I woulden't be happy if mine was named little anything.

Mine was called Jake. As named by my latest ex. His 2 friends were also named jack and josh.............it felt rather embarassing.......

I want to name my boyfriends penis Dodge or Turkey but he isnt keen on either of those names. Though he said he prefers Dodge because it makes it sound bigger.

[Nate]

Little Nathan? I woulden't be happy if mine was named little anything.

Yeah, I know. That's what I would normally say. But then he'd follow it up with all sorts of nice complements, so I'd let it slide.

[Fuzzle Guy]

My last girlfriend named my penis Gary Barlow...

[Strike Witch]

If I had a dick it would be known as Gomu Gomu no Gatling.

[Fuzzle Guy]

My last girlfriend named my penis Gary Barlow...

It's safe to click. It doesn't link you to a picture or anything.

[hedjeroo]

Fuzzle Guy, that worries me. My mother used to have a thing for Gary Barlow.

She likes Howard nowadays.

[Fuzzle Guy]

It worried me more. Gary's my Dads name.

[Mac Sirloin]

Simon's Spatula

that is all

[gishygleb]

NO NAME

[Dixanadu]

fishyfleb

[JennyGenesis]

NO NAME

Can I name it for you?

[Dixanadu]

It's called fishyfleb.

I said.

[STM]

You can name mine, it's nameless.

[Wings of Fire]

You can name mine, it's nameless.

McGregor. I already named it.

[STM]

Damn you if that sticks! I wanted Carlo Spicyweiner.

[Wings of Fire]

Damn you if that sticks! I wanted Carlo Spicyweiner.

Trying too hard. McGregor has a nice ring to it, the girls will be impressed.

[CrissCross]

Biggie =P

[MA]

Rotting Abomination.

[Dixanadu]

MA, you don't have a penis.

You have a vagina that resembles the gates of Mordor.

[Emesdee]

Yes we gays have lots of butt sex because as far as I'm aware there's no other way for us to have sexual intercourse unless you know a way?

There's more to sex then just penetration and all.

[T-nex]

I'm pretty sure he knows.

sexual intercourse

noun


: heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : coitus



: intercourse (as anal or oral intercourse) that does not involve penetration of the vagina by the penis

[JennyGenesis]

There's more to sex then just penetration and all.

But I was just referring to intercourse. You know. Putting something into something.

[Wings of Fire]

But I was just referring to intercourse. You know. Putting something into something.

You mean like a penis into a mouth?

[Alcar]

Wait. Some people don't enjoy foreplay?

I bet they don't like being tickled either.

Alcar...

[JennyGenesis]

You mean like a penis into a mouth?

Facefucking

[Mac Sirloin]

Geyser Shitdick

That is all.

[Dixanadu]

I bet they don't like being tickled either.

Definitely not.

[MeechMunchie]

I give my penis onomatapeic names like 'Phthlump' or 'Phwuch'. Or 'Thwlap'. You get the idea.