The NEW! Sex Thread -

Dixanadu · #**301** 04-24-2011, 01:11 PM

I call him Sticky Head.

T-nex · #**302** 04-24-2011, 01:21 PM

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Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?

I sometime use Chris' penis as my ventriloquist dummy.

Ridg3 · #**303** 04-24-2011, 01:25 PM

So you call it Chucky? Or Woody?

Sekto Springs · #**304** 04-24-2011, 01:32 PM

No but she can make it look like it's singing while she has my balls in her mouth. It's quite the stunt.

JennyGenesis · #**305** 04-24-2011, 02:02 PM

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she can make it look like it's singing

I wish my penis could talk. I'd love to hear what it would say to me. Only nice things I'm sure

Dixanadu · #**306** 04-24-2011, 02:05 PM

My dick would spit on people and call them names.

STM · #**307** 04-24-2011, 02:09 PM

Mine wouldn't talk, as it is all it does it dribble everywhere.

>_< eww

Wings of Fire · #**308** 04-24-2011, 02:14 PM

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Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?

Mine is called 'Hiki' because it smells faintly odd, likes asian girls and doesn't get out much.

STM · #**309** 04-24-2011, 02:48 PM

I feel left out, I haven't a name for mine. =(

Wings of Fire · #**310** 04-24-2011, 02:54 PM

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I feel left out, I haven't a name for mine. =(

McGregor.

Ridg3 · #**311** 04-24-2011, 02:59 PM

I have a name for mine, I ain't revealing it.

Also, my step-brother decided to tell me how disgusting he actually is. He asked me if I'm still in a relationship and I said, 'Yes, I am.' then he proceeded to tell me that I'm weird how I can go out with a girl who I don't see as often as I like.* Well he continued to say that I should bow out of the relationship so I can play the field.

[ego]I know for a fact that I would continue to get tail if I broke up with her because I'm class looking.[/ego] But, I really don't fucking want to and I told him this and I said to him that I should be more like him? Meet her everyday so we get sick of looking at each other so then we break up so I can go see someone else. I called him disgusting afterward and he didn't like that.

He's such a bastard.

*She lives quite a bit away, we meet in college you see.

JennyGenesis · #**312** 04-24-2011, 03:24 PM

I remember back when I was with my ex. He had stayed down my house a few days and were getting our stuff ready as I was staying at his house for a few days. My brother really liked my ex and said to us "Can I come with you?" I said "Yeah sure you can if you fancy being stuck in the car with us for a 6 hour drive"

Dixanadu · #**313** 04-24-2011, 03:38 PM

Did you say your current boyfriend is Slovenian?

I always wanted to fuck someone from the balkans.

They have an air about them.

I knew a Czech girl from a training course years ago. She was so god damn pretty. Not even hot, but just pretty it was unbearable. Her English was terrible.

Manco · #**314** 04-24-2011, 03:46 PM

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Mine is called 'Hiki' because it smells faintly odd, likes asian girls and doesn't get out much.

You should call it Otaku.

low hangin fruit aww yea

JennyGenesis · #**315** 04-24-2011, 04:00 PM

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Did you say your current boyfriend is Slovenian?

I always wanted to fuck someone from the balkans.

They have an air about them.

I knew a Czech girl from a training course years ago. She was so god damn pretty. Not even hot, but just pretty it was unbearable. Her English was terrible.

Yep my current boyfriend is from Slovenia. His accent mixed with his feminine voice is just gorgeous.

Wings of Fire · #**316** 04-24-2011, 04:15 PM

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You should call it Otaku.

low hangin fruit aww yea

Too obvious, mine is at least a little subtle.

CrissCross · #**317** 04-24-2011, 04:16 PM

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Yep my current boyfriend is from Slovenia. His accent mixed with his feminine voice is just gorgeous.

and they have lots of butt secks

Ridg3 · #**318** 04-24-2011, 04:21 PM

Hey CrissCross.

Strike Witch · #**319** 04-24-2011, 04:21 PM

For the record, I only like yaoi when they're both dressed like girls.

JennyGenesis · #**320** 04-24-2011, 04:37 PM

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and they have lots of butt secks

Don't all gays?

CrissCross · #**321** 04-24-2011, 04:49 PM

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Don't all gays?

JennyGenesis · #**322** 04-24-2011, 04:52 PM

National child safety council.......

What are you implying?

Yes we gays have lots of butt sex because as far as I'm aware there's no other way for us to have sexual intercourse unless you know a way?

CrissCross · #**323** 04-24-2011, 04:58 PM

[QUOTE=JennyGenesis;494688]National child safety council.......

What are you implying?
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that children should watch ou for this guy...

Edit:you could have ear sex but thats just stuffed up

Wings of Fire · #**324** 04-24-2011, 05:00 PM

So uh

We have a homophobe?

That's new.

JennyGenesis · #**325** 04-24-2011, 05:06 PM

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Edit:you could have ear sex but thats just stuffed up

I'm not try to boast here but I think my penis might be too big for ear sex.

Wings of Fire · #**326** 04-24-2011, 05:08 PM

I have a malformed ear, want to try?

CrissCross · #**327** 04-24-2011, 05:08 PM

im not a homophobe im just joking around
also one of my best friends is gay and i hang around him all the time

Wings of Fire · #**328** 04-24-2011, 05:09 PM

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im not a homophobe im just joking around
also one of my best friends is gay and i hang around him all the time

Do you hang loose around him?

JennyGenesis · #**329** 04-24-2011, 05:11 PM

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I have a malformed ear, want to try?

Let me ask my boyfriend first.

He might want a go aswell.

CrissCross · #**330** 04-24-2011, 05:13 PM

maybe...