Are you a Virgin? -

Dixanadu · #**301** 05-07-2009, 12:45 PM

:

Was it a drinking thing or a raping thing? Because we're pretty open minded around ~~your~~ these parts.

...I'm trolling you, aren't I?

A little...

Yes, it was a drinking thing. All I can remember was my hand going somewhere, but past that, nothing.

I did wake up with a used condom on. The shame.

Wings of Fire · #**302** 05-07-2009, 12:46 PM

Meh, I went to sleep with an unused condom off. More shame.

Hobo · #**303** 05-07-2009, 12:55 PM

Dixanadu · #**304** 05-07-2009, 12:57 PM

:

Meh, I went to sleep with an unused condom off. More shame.

Would you like a hug? Maybe a buttered scone?

Wings of Fire · #**305** 05-07-2009, 01:02 PM

I don't think you quite understood what I meant by that, but I'll take your scone anyway

And don't mind Hobo, he's just paralyzed with shame.

Dixanadu · #**306** 05-07-2009, 01:05 PM

Wait a second. You mean to say, you simply went to sleep as normal? Or you actually had sexual relations without a condom? I hope you choke on that scone.

'Ew' summed it up for me.

Hobo · #**307** 05-07-2009, 01:08 PM

My ew was only half meant.

You guys need more tang.

Wings of Fire · #**308** 05-07-2009, 01:10 PM

Fun fact! I've been in Catholic education all my life.

The time I lost my virginity I assumed I was just supposed to roll it out and then put it on, this presented difficulties, so yeah.

I don't actually have any STIs if that helps my case.

Bullet Magnet · #**309** 05-07-2009, 01:18 PM

This just in: I am now even more virginous than before. Go me.

Dixanadu · #**310** 05-07-2009, 01:18 PM

Apparantly you can get STI's from drinking out of the same bottle as someone. I'm not sure if this rule applies to all of them or not, but I drank out of the same bottle of Vodka (fuck up) as this girl, a day later I learned she had herpes. Thankfully, I caught nothing.

Wings of Fire · #**311** 05-07-2009, 01:22 PM

:

This just in: I am now even more virginous than before. Go me.

I need to hear this story.

NEED

SligCabaret · #**312** 05-07-2009, 01:22 PM

I am almost as virgin as I can possibly be. I have never had sex, been touched, kissed, held, or even hugged in a more than friendly way. Not very often in a friendly way either. I'm only slightly better than I was a year ago because I had phone sex with my ex. Goes to show the reason for my virginity though, the moment he saw pictures of me(we were set up over the internet by a friend, i never got to meet him) it went away. I'm surprised we lasted as long as we did.

Bullet Magnet · #**313** 05-07-2009, 01:26 PM

:

I need to hear this story.

NEED

There's not much to tell. I don't know how it happened, all I know is that my meter just went up. Again.

Only now I care, because my pills seem to have actually uncovered something of a libido.

Dixanadu · #**314** 05-07-2009, 01:27 PM

It worse for girl, I fink.

That's why internet relationships don't work. People who go down that road are usually virgins by the time they're 20 or something. I think it chips away at the outdoor social life.

Save yourself while you can!

Wings of Fire · #**315** 05-07-2009, 01:31 PM

:

It worse for girl, I fink.

That's why internet relationships don't work. People who go down that road are usually virgins by the time they're 20 or something. I think it chips away at the outdoor social life.

Save yourself while you can!

They can work, I can attest to this fact.

Also, BM, meter?

SligCabaret · #**316** 05-07-2009, 01:32 PM

Well, It's not like I was looking for an internet relationship or anything. In fact, we were set to buy my tickets to go see him about a month after we met, but that's when he saw pics of me. And to think i bought him that boxed set of outlaw star.

Anyway, there's not much to save, I've never had an outdoor social life. if a near suicidal chubby guy from Ohio doesn't want me nobody will. I'm just gonna have a parrot to make up for my complete lack of human affection.

Dixanadu · #**317** 05-07-2009, 01:39 PM

:

They can work, I can attest to this fact.

I was referring to pre-18 years old =P

Bullet Magnet · #**318** 05-07-2009, 01:40 PM

:

Also, BM, meter?

Virginometer. I rose from 537 to 604 Bluebles in one evening.

Wings of Fire · #**319** 05-07-2009, 02:35 PM

:

I was referring to pre-18 years old =P

She was.

I'm quite the cradlesnatcher.

Pilot · #**320** 05-07-2009, 02:47 PM

:

Wait a second. You mean to say, you simply went to sleep as normal? Or you actually had sexual relations without a condom? I hope you choke on that scone.

I'd hope it's a scone he'll be choking on and not an unused condom.

Dixanadu · #**321** 05-07-2009, 03:12 PM

Indeed. Still in it's casing. The corners can be quite punishing on your gullet.

Anonyman! · #**322** 05-07-2009, 08:29 PM

There was a RAGE thread on FOURCHON a while back. It had a picture of some gay forum. The posters were describing their favorite sex club activities. One person talked about crawling across the floor, picking up used condoms, and squeezing the contents into... himself.

Pilot · #**323** 05-07-2009, 08:33 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

WWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

srsly, my face is now in permacringe.

Daxter King · #**324** 05-07-2009, 08:58 PM

:

I'm just gonna have a parrot to make up for my complete lack of human affection.

Might want to check out the Zoophilia thread for that.

SligCabaret · #**325** 05-07-2009, 10:04 PM

Eew, eew, no, eew, no.

Besides, if I wanted to rape an animal, i'm not choosing a parrot. Those things bite like freakin' crazy. They're real good for snuggling though.

Come to think of it though, at my old house there's reverse zoophilia. Our parrots have sex with my mom and her boyfriend's hands. Leelou mastrubates on his cage, too. It's funny, but also really creepy.

Bullet Magnet · #**326** 05-08-2009, 05:29 AM

Parrots? They don't copulate the way we do. There's no intercourse or external genitalia.

Wings of Fire · #**327** 05-08-2009, 09:08 AM

:

Indeed. Still in it's casing. The corners can be quite punishing on your gullet.

One of my friends finds me holding the corner of the casing with my teeth quite arousing.

I have no idea why, but then again he always plays with my handcuffs as well.

Dixanadu · #**328** 05-08-2009, 01:01 PM

:

One of my friends finds me holding the corner of the casing with my teeth quite arousing.

I have no idea why, but then again he always plays with my handcuffs as well.

It can be, depending on who's doing it.

Strike Witch · #**329** 05-08-2009, 01:32 PM

My girlfriend loves it a thousand times better when I've got knee-high socks on. I don't really get why, but she just loves it.

Dixanadu · #**330** 05-08-2009, 02:36 PM

Probably because it leaves very little flesh, that being said, a view of the upper leg can make the imagination run wild.