Sex

[Leto]

Hey, hey. Hey. Don't knock the left hand. It feels different.

[Nate]

I never could succeed with the left hand. I'm just so right-handed that my left can't build a rhythm.

[Godlesswanderer]

I never could succeed with the left hand. I'm just so right-handed that my left can't build a rhythm.

Aye, me too.

Sex = 5/5, haven't had a bad one yet.
Solo sex = 2/5. Grand and all but had one of those "I'm seeing the girlfriend tomorrow, why did I just do that?" moments afterwards.

[Fuzzle King]

yep same.cant get no rhythm with my right hand,as im a lefty.

[Alcar]

What what what?!

It's SO easy. Do none of you have even the least bit of ambidexterity in you!?

Alcar...

[Godlesswanderer]

I don't, not on myself anyway. Since we're kind of on the subject, my girlfriend tells me that I'm amazing with either hand.

[Rex Tirano]

I bet you are, baby.

Still on 5. New boy is abit good.

- Rexy

[Leto]

What what what?!

It's SO easy. Do none of you have even the least bit of ambidexterity in you!?

Alcar...

Exactly what I was thinking. Come on doods.

Well, last monkeyspank: 1/5. Don't even know why I did it. Solo is teh craps.

[Nate]

Still on 5. New boy is abit good.

- Rexy

Can I borrow him for a bit?

[Godlesswanderer]

I bet you are, baby.

Still on 5. New boy is abit good.

- Rexy

While Nate is borrowing the new boy, can I borrow you?

[Rex Tirano]

But Nate, you've still got to borrow the gay friend of mine. Make up your mind!

However, yeses all round.

5 again. Teehee. XD

- Rexy

[Edit: Yeses or Yesi?]

[Nate]

I have no problem with 'borrowing' both of them at the same time.

EDIT: Godlesswanderer, you can join in too.

[Hobo]

Shotgun next for the Rexy lovetrain

[OANST]

This is the creepiest fucking thread, ever. Too much half joking/half serious going on. It's weirding me out.

[Oddsville]

Shotgun next for the Rexy lovetrain

I guess I'll have to take Thirdsies.

[OANST]

I guess I'll have to take Thirdsies.

Point in fact.

[Leto]

I, too, have felt awkward on this page.

what hath I wraught.

[Havoc]

4/5 for last sex.
3/5 for last solo.

Oh! *Draws ticket for Rexy's bedroom*

[alf's brother's mate]

I'm selling them £1000 each if anyone's interested.

Solo: 3/5

ABM

[abe is now!]

Yesterday 5/5 (wank obviously) watching people more lucky than me on Internet.

[Rex Tirano]

Need I say it again? Oh my.

I am also a little uncomfortable with all this Rexy-Love, no more sex with me please - I have boy to fumble with.

- Rexy

[Leto]

AND OWF's INBRED SEXUALITY WENT TOO FAR















5/5 life is nice

[Havoc]

You know when you're solo and you somehow manage to 'miss' the sweet point but get done anyway? That sucks...

1/5...

[Nate]

Ernest Borgnine reveals the secret of his youthful appearance.

I was listening to morning radio last week and they replayed that one whispered sentence over and over and had me in tears of laughter on the train. It's suprisingly creepy out of context; just imagine someone muttering it down the phone line to you.

[Nemo]

Recent solo was pretty good, hawt movie with 3 prego's.


Leggo my preggo, wot wot.

[Havoc]

Awwwww *runs to the bathroom to throw up*

[Leto]

I only like the ones where preggos are beaten to death for being the fat sluts that they are.

You know when you're solo and you somehow manage to 'miss' the sweet point but get done anyway? That sucks...

1/5...

All of mine are like this and I can no longer please myself.

[Nemo]

Awwwww *runs to the bathroom to throw up*

What? It's not like there was a man or anything.



(Lezzies and Preggies)

[abe is now!]

5 again. Teehee. XD

Why should we believe you? XD

[Leto]

Because she's getting some and you're not.