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  #271  
04-23-2011, 02:35 PM
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You'll be back.

You always come back.
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04-23-2011, 03:36 PM
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Only because your most women charge for the skills you supply.
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04-23-2011, 04:49 PM
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Could you two circlejerk in private? It's embarrassing.
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04-23-2011, 05:05 PM
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You're just jealous because we won't let you join in.
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04-23-2011, 06:00 PM
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we're hot. we're really hot.
o rly?
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04-24-2011, 05:13 AM
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I'm still waiting for a graphic description of Chris's penis.

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04-24-2011, 06:18 AM
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He told me it was nothing short of immaculate.

I believe he made a Facebook page dedicated to people with immaculate penis'.
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04-24-2011, 06:43 AM
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It's great, to be honest. I'm kinda shocked how much things have changed compared to about ten years ago. Back then, most girls seemed fine with it, it was just sucking a dick they didn't like. Now it's the dick sucking that seems expected, but when you offer to return the favor, they seem reluctant. Do it right though, and they are very thankful.
I actually really hate receiving. Giving gives me much more pleasure than getting it myself.

Mostly cos Im kinda weird and I dont have a lot of feeling down there. Also since Im submissive and like it, I see receiving as being kinda dommy of me.
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04-24-2011, 07:38 AM
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Have you ever read yaoi or yuri manga?
Or just hentai?
Creeper alert.
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
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04-24-2011, 07:44 AM
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Thought the idea of a pm is that it's private.......
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04-24-2011, 07:47 AM
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Creeper alert.
Creeper alert? But you have anime avatar!
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Since when is having an anime avatar creepy?
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04-24-2011, 07:52 AM
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Since it's Strike Witch.
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Yup!
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Creeper alert? But you have anime avatar!
ANIME AVATAR MEANS SHE'S A GURL

GURLS HAVE TITS

PM HER

ASK ABOUT HENTAI

i don't know how Ghost manages to put up with all these freaks.
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04-24-2011, 11:37 AM
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I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to hentai.
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04-24-2011, 11:40 AM
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I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to cybersex.
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I've never wanked off, or got even remotely excited, to hentai.
Ive watched an interesting amo0unt of hentai, but never did they excite me. i find them extremely hilarious.

I once watched a hentai that had a friggin Matrix poop-scene.
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I find hentai rather funny aswell. Cyber sex doesen't exactly do much for me but I've had phone sex and webcam sex which I enjoed.
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Is text sex the same as cyber sex?

I mean text as in, mobile phone texting.
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That's sexting.
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I've had everything here and enjoyed them all.

Though I've only ever liked one hentai.

EDIT: Except for text-sex, that shit sounds awkward.
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Is text sex the same as cyber sex?

I mean text as in, mobile phone texting.
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That's sexting.
Forgot to mention that I've done that aswell. It was ok.
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Sexting is fun as long as you have auto-spell enabled.
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I tried phone sex since I was the only one with a manliest voice to sound 18 or over, everyone else got hung up on, (proudest moment of my life!) yeh it was awkward, after 5 mins I just went, "Err yer, going to my night job now...g'nite!" >_< I'm so smooth.
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I am a slow texter, but a very fast typer. This might explain why I don't like 'sexting'.

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I tried phone sex since I was the only one with a manliest voice to sound 18 or over, everyone else got hung up on, (proudest moment of my life!) yeh it was awkward, after 5 mins I just went, "Err yer, going to my night job now...g'nite!" >_< I'm so smooth.
Better when done with someone you know.
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I dont like 'sexting' or cybersex. It's all just friggin roleplaying and roleplay is awkward and weird.
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It's even weirder and more awkward in person for the first time.
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Anybody else had the misfourtune of having their penis named?
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