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  #271  
08-19-2009, 10:29 AM
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If your package is too big, use this.

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If your package is too big, use this.

Its the Extreme Ass Spreader.

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You sir are a life saver i dont know how i will ever repay you ive been looking all my life to downgrade my huge nads.
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If your package is too big, use this.

Its the Extreme Ass Spreader.

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That looks like evil incarnate, it looks like something the Devil made to fit "himself" inside men like Huissen, Hitler and Martin Luther King.
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The Goatsie Device is born.
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09-02-2009, 07:22 PM
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What worries me is that your anus would have to be fairly massive to start off with, just to fit it in.
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Martin Luther King?
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09-03-2009, 02:10 AM
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Maybe he's one of THEM!
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Really? Really Josh? Really?

Coincidentally, I have an uncle Josh. He's a crazy republican. For money reasons.
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Really? Really *real name censored*? Really?

Coincidentally, I have an uncle Bob. He's a crazy biker. For gay reasons.
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My teacher is named Bob. He is, hands down, the coolest motherfucker ever. He could lift a truck over his head, teach biology, be present at his daughter's recital, and have an in-depth discussion about how awesome Bruce Campbell is all at once.
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He's a crazy biker. For gay reasons.
I have a crazy yet humorous image of one of the Village People, the one in the leather and handle-bars moustache.
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My friend has a Village People record.
The cover is amusing.
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Old stuff is better.
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One of them is straight.
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Fuckin' shittin' me.
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Look it up.
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That would be Bob.

And holy crap, you are right. Talk about a sore thumb. (No pun intended.)
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David Bowie is shitting himself.
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To register for this forum, you must have had a minimum of three dicks in your mouth.
Those who are of high status on this forum are the ones who have crammed the most cocks...

Mat, I always wondered why you rose to prominence so quickly.
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Just took a big shit. I liked the feeling of it sliding out of me, is that gay?
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Just took a big shit. I liked the feeling of it sliding out of me, is that gay?
No.

The Fisher King taught me (like two hours ago, first time watching it) that enjoying good shits is mystical.
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No.

The Fisher King taught me (like two hours ago, first time watching it) that enjoying good shits is mystical.
One of the greatest movies ever. Period.

"They tell me to findeth the Jack of Daniels, so that ye may be shitfaced!"
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Is the name of the movie The Fisher King? I must check it out.
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Yeah, one of Gilliam's finest films. Everything he makes is pretty good though, with the exception of The Brothers Grimm, which I felt was ruined with very poor visual effects.
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