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  #271  
03-23-2009, 04:08 PM
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Oh wait, I see the problem. Hobo and you are both from Britain where it is common fact that the percentage of hot girls is somewhere around 0.002%. It is because you live in that country that you do not have an accurate feeling for what is deemed 'hot' for normal guy standards.

What you people perceive as 'hot', anyone else in the world will most likely perceive as 'just barely doable'.

Yay stereotypes .
Seriously, fuck off.

I'm pretty sure no one here things you're either funny or witty.
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03-23-2009, 05:18 PM
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I'm going to go with Hobo and WoF. Geeky chicks are quite often attractive. And coding ability is a sexy skill...

Havoc's problem is that he doesn't understand the distinction between 'Geeky' and 'Nerdy'. Geekiness does not define appearance (beyond a distain for common fashion trends); it is a state of mind.
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03-24-2009, 12:45 AM
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Seriously, fuck off.

I'm pretty sure no one here things you're either funny or witty.
It wasn't meant as something funny or witty. It's just fact that most Brittish people are butt ugly.

Also, how are Geek and Nerd two sepperate things? It's the same term for a common thing. If by geek you mean the hard studieing girls in a classroom or something then I agree they can sometimes be hot (except in England). However if you mean geek as in the computer geek sence of the word, then I have to disagree and tell you that there are very very few hot computer geeks/nerds.

Unless I'm completely missing something in which case I'd like you to enlighten me about the difference between geeks and nerds. At which point I might change my opinion about geeks (not about England).
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03-24-2009, 01:55 AM
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Geek = intelligent, often leaning towards technology-related interests and a distain for popular culture and fashion.
Nerd = possibly intelligent, no social skills and an inability to understant popular culture and fashion.
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Fair enough. Then I am official retracting my previous statement about geeks not being hot. I am, afterall, a geek myself by the above standards and as plenty of people will testify, I am actually quite hot.
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Possible forum game: Which one are you and which one would you prefer to be?
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It wasn't meant as something funny or witty. It's just fact that most Brittish people are butt ugly.

Also, how are Geek and Nerd two sepperate things? It's the same term for a common thing. If by geek you mean the hard studieing girls in a classroom or something then I agree they can sometimes be hot (except in England). However if you mean geek as in the computer geek sence of the word, then I have to disagree and tell you that there are very very few hot computer geeks/nerds.

Unless I'm completely missing something in which case I'd like you to enlighten me about the difference between geeks and nerds. At which point I might change my opinion about geeks (not about England).
My favorite part of this is that Havoc is calling out other people for thinking something is attractive, when he's a fucking furry.

Like, there's hypocrisy, then there's "Jesus Christ are you even aware of how much of an ass you're making yourself?."

Plenty of British people are attractive you dumb cunt. Just because you're a stupid self righteous nationalist doesn't make you an authority on what's attractive. This type of shit pisses me off to no end.
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It wasn't meant as something funny or witty. It's just fact that most Brittish people are butt ugly.

Also, how are Geek and Nerd two sepperate things? It's the same term for a common thing. If by geek you mean the hard studieing girls in a classroom or something then I agree they can sometimes be hot (except in England). However if you mean geek as in the computer geek sence of the word, then I have to disagree and tell you that there are very very few hot computer geeks/nerds.

Unless I'm completely missing something in which case I'd like you to enlighten me about the difference between geeks and nerds. At which point I might change my opinion about geeks (not about England).
You really are a narrow minded turd arn't you?
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03-24-2009, 11:29 AM
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Who are we to question the opinions of such a graceful eloquent bronzed Adonis such as him? I say we all feed his narcissism further!
Is this hypocritical coming from a cam whore like me?
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You really are a narrow minded turd arn't you?
Stop taking the internet so seriously .

Also, at Kastere: Even though those posts are like 90% humor and somehow everyone missed that, I do have to say good call on the hypocrisy. I'm normally very careful about that. You sir, have caught me with my pants down.

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Well if that was your attempt at humour it was about as funny as...well... your humour. Fair point.

You're still a turd though.
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Well you're a meany!!!
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Or any forum really...
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The fuck you on about, there have been loads of pics.

Oh wait, you probably just haven’t managed to see them before we delete them. Having saved them to our private collection.
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At what? Playing WoW?
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No.

And I don't remember.

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Was it a drinking thing or a raping thing? Because we're pretty open minded around your these parts.

...I'm trolling you, aren't I?
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