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08-12-2008, 02:58 AM
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08-12-2008, 06:02 AM
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No, it's a completely different cat. This one isn't resting in peices.
That is really not a good quote to read out of context in a Sex thread.
I don’t get it.
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08-12-2008, 02:28 PM
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Necrophilia joke?
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08-13-2008, 03:07 AM
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Feline, dismembered, necrophilia joke?
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08-13-2008, 10:02 PM
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Cat could be an extended vaginal metaphor.

I'm in dire need of layage. Large pissup this weekend, so hopefully theres my in. How horrible.
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08-14-2008, 01:51 PM
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Cat could be an extended vaginal metaphor.

I'm in dire need of layage. Large pissup this weekend, so hopefully theres my in. How horrible.
Its not horrible, it's only just 'helping' you along..
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08-14-2008, 10:04 PM
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It also helps me socialise, lul. It makes me forget how much I actually don't like the person I'm talking to.
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08-17-2008, 08:16 AM
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08-17-2008, 05:47 PM
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That's really good to know

Max the Mug is getting off on that as we speak.
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08-17-2008, 09:17 PM
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Well, I got some.

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08-18-2008, 01:54 AM
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My right hand was violently shoved down the pants of the hot and young bloke behind me while I was watching Stereophonics play live at V Festival over the weekend.

I was okay with lending him a hand.

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08-18-2008, 02:01 AM
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08-18-2008, 02:55 AM
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I'm wondering if the guy in question was actualy happy with Peter's hand being shoved in his pants... Did he make a happy in his pants?
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He did the shoving. He wanted it there XD

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My right hand was violently shoved down the pants of the hot and young bloke behind me while I was watching Stereophonics play live at V Festival over the weekend.

I was okay with lending him a hand.

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I haven't understood... was it a wank?
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08-18-2008, 04:13 AM
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08-18-2008, 03:06 PM
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I haven't understood... was it a wank?
It was for the other guy.
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Fucking A.

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08-19-2008, 02:24 AM
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Who is this 'A' of whom you speak?


See, I'm making a pun by implying that she was actually fucking someone called 'A'. Do you get it now?
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08-19-2008, 03:48 AM
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His penis must be pretty tiny to put it through those holes...
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Sam, please put these kinds of short questions that can be easily and succinctly answered in the Q&A thread in the future.
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I too hope one day to trap my penis in a park bench.

Wait...
...do I?

Jeez, last night sucked. That's a positive thing of course.
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