The Knucklehead Chronicles #1: The epic begins -

oddling · #31 10-23-2002, 02:25 AM

*faints* O)nce again I have soiled it!!! soiled it! soiled it! soiled it! lol, I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!!!! Damn dirty school, curse thee!!!1 Well come and get it kids!!

Chapter12

Abe ripped one loose. And boy did he! The straw chain started to get deformed and melted a little. Everyone ran like hell to the exit. A few people tripped and were trampled brutaly. "Shouldn't we go back and help them?" Abe shouted over the roar of the crowd. "It's every man for himself now! It's run or be runover!!" In the middle of running, Raquel grabbed out a slice of pie. "What the hell are you doing Raquel?!!" "Eating pie, what does it look like ass?!" "How the hell can you do that now?!!!" "Like any other time you eat pie!! Bite off a peice and eat it!! Duh!!" "Oh never mind!!!" They all continued to run, and run and run some more, they ran until they reached a door. But they came to a stop when they saw something ick, why it was the one, the only, general Dripik! "You're not getting out!" He said with a sneer. And got away in a big oldsmobile!! So he zoomed away, and out of sight, he zoomed until he got to a traffic light. Then he stopped, and waited for a bit, then he zoomed on to a rest stop to take a shit. Then finaly, halfway through the ride, he crashed into a bus, and then died, Then they all cheared for joy, that Dripik would no longer zoom, when they remembered, they were about to go boom! So they ran as fast as their legs could take them, before they were all fried into bacon. They got out just in time, before Soulstorm Brewery blew sky high, but just as they got out of the place, they saw a familiar face. It was Aslik, and he was getting away, in some sort of boob-like sleigh. So he hoped in with a Slig by his side, and they flew very fast into the sky. Nothing was heard of them, until one day, when the news reporter, began to say...... "Todays weather will be, you guessed it, really bad!!! What else is new!" "Uhh.......sir... theres a news flash! People have just reported that their is a UFO flying over the Slig Barracks, shaped like a pair of..." "Tits! Just pulls on those little nubby things under the cow called tits, and thats how the milk comes out!" "........uh.....okay Mr.Farmer sir........" "Hey Timmy, whats that big flying thingy?" "I dunno, but it looks like a pair of ......." "Hooters! Thats a great resturaunt! They got really good dessert there!" "Hey Martha, what do you suppose that thing is?" "I dunno Mary, but it looks like two....." "Melons! Buy one melon get one free today at Greg's anal emporium! If you don't mind low low prices,a dn buying soemthing that was up someones ass, then come on down!! CUT!!! That was disgusting!!!" "Well it's not my fault! Thats what the script says!!" "Listen Marty, I don't care what the script says!!! All I care is tha.....what the hell is that thing?!!!" "I don't know boss, but looks like a..." "Boob? Jeremy Hillary Boob the nowhere man. Hmm.......I never met a nowhere man before." "Hey Ringo, what do you think that thing is?" "I dunno John, but it looks like soemones...." "Breasts, a quarter pound of chicken breast'll be good." "That'll be $2.50...what the....hey is that thing?!" "How should I know? But one things for sure, it looks like of...." I can't think of any more terminology!!!! So sit down and shaddap cause this damned fan fic is almost over!!!!! "So umm.......what the hey do we do now?" "I dunno, uhh...... go sneek into an R rated movie?" "Sounds good enough to me!!" And so they snuck into an R rated movie called 'Yellow Submarine', and all got high at a local sorority, and are now known as the knucklehead duo. That was just their absolutly demented, retarded, god awful story. Hope you're ready for the sequal!!

THE DAMNED FRICKEN END ALLREADY!!!!! WOOOO!!

Oddling l:c l

Kesiah · #32 10-23-2002, 02:42 AM

That's it? That is the best @#%&$^! fic I ever read! *sniff* I like the rhymes and the Austin Powers part!
*Kesiah waits for the sequel*
Go Oddling!!

Splat · #33 10-27-2002, 11:02 AM

This story is nuts! It makes something really funny seem really boring! Keep up the good yet rediculous work!!!

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oddling · #34 10-29-2002, 12:46 AM

hehe, uh.......splee?

Epilouge: (is that how you spell it? Oh foo!)

After the two were done getting high, and watching the Sci Fi channel, they crashed in a movie chair, and slept there until the janitor started poking them with a broom. So they went over to Raquel's uncle, and they still live there today. After they settled in a little, Abe decided to write a book called 'How to Blow Up Big Thingys and Not Get Caught', while Raquel developed an addiction to her easy bake oven, and ate pop tarts as her main courses of the day. Eventualy, the village wondered where the hell Abe went, so they sent Munch to get him. Munch actually liked the peace and quiet though, and reluctantly searched for him. One day when Munch got near Raquel's uncles place, her uncle mistook Munch for a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater, and shot the crap out of him. When Abe questioned what they were eating for dinner, he looked at the Gabbit head frying on the grill and passed out. The next morning he woke up, and made waffels to celebrate.

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #35 10-29-2002, 10:01 PM

Hehe......... I love this thing. Like I said before:

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Jesus, This stuff's addictive!

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See? I said that!

It really is!

Kesiah · #36 10-29-2002, 10:32 PM

lol!!

A flying purple people eater!! heheheheh!!
What's the sequel gonna be called Oddling?

Al the Vykker · #37 10-30-2002, 12:39 AM

Great job. not much else to say.

Though I wish I could get the feedback I used to get with My fan Fics. Seems, people these days are lazy and dont read my stories, because they are to long I guess.

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I can always use feedback and comments.

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oddling · #38 11-02-2002, 12:01 AM

Thank you thank you, you've been a great audience! lol, I've been reading your fan fics Al but cause you coem to oddchat, I can talk to you there instead sot hats why I don't post. I'm actually not sure what the sequals gonna be about Kes, but once I get ideas I'll tell you at Oddchat. Seeyas later then, and uh.....stay away from hobos. *walks off singing 'On the Road Again'*

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #39 11-02-2002, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by oddling
Seeyas later then, and uh.....stay away from hobos. *walks off singing 'On the Road Again'*

Oddling l:c l

Hobos scare me.........

Al the Vykker · #40 11-02-2002, 02:47 AM

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I've been reading your fan fics Al but cause you coem to oddchat, I can talk to you there instead sot hats why I don't post.

I understand, next time we are both on oddchat I would like to get some feedback on both my stories, and/or if youve read my first one back in the archives. you may have to type in on the Search menu The Fallen Temple. then either look at The Fallen Temple. Or The Fallen Temple (Complete Edition) in which the only difference is that the second one is a complete edition that has all the chapters put together in a single post. While the other one is the one with all the feedback.

Though I would like to get other feedback from the rest of you if possible on my three Fan Fictions, its always great to hear what people like or dont or any extra ideas they might have. Thanks agai.

Sincerely Al the Vykker Fan Corner Moderator

whElk · #41 11-02-2002, 04:23 PM

Well that was brilliant, Oddling. Really funny. AMAZINGLY FUNNY!

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tybie_odd · #42 11-26-2002, 08:39 AM

Can't wait, can't wait! No one makes a funny story like Oddling!