"Damn, Dave. Urinating in libraries? Yeah, I could do that... if I wasn't such a pussy..."
You should start small....like urinating on someone's car.
Last night, I was arrested. We went into a fairly large city that's only about half an hour away...we were wandering the streets, when we saw this really hot girl working in a coffee shop...she was behind the counter, mashing fruit into a blender to make a smoothie....the way she was mashing the fruits..well, it looked rather sexual.
So, I stood in front of the window, lifted up my shirt, stuck my hand half way down my pants, and stared at her, with a look of pure masturbatory bliss on my face.
Unfortunately for me, a policeman was enjoying a nice cup of coffee inside that very cafe. He cuffed me, took me to jail, and after a short backround check, and me flirting with the dispatcher, I was released.
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