What would you do? (oddworld questions)

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

This would be fun

1. If a glukkon were to give you ten million dollars, if you were to catch Abe?

2. If a scrab was chasing you?



1. I would take the offer!!

2. Punch it in the face (yeah right )

[TheKhanzumer]

1. I would ask the glukkon what a dollar is? Is it anything like moolah?

2. I would probably run as fast as I could before eventually being run down and eaten.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

More questions:

1. If a slig had a crush on you and blew you a kiss?

2. If you were surrounded by fleeches, and you can't step on a slurg.

3. If a paramite was your pet?

4. If you turned into a mudokon?

5. Would you use the "mission impossible" techniques to unmask Bigface?

[Oddsville]

1. Well depending on the status I would ask the Gluk to up his price and see if he's willing (but actually I would probably just beat him and go help Abe)

2. Ahh, the good ol Scrab. I remember running for my life when I was young, *Sigh* memories. As for what I would do, well probably what I did when I was young. Scream, Run in the opposite direction, start crying, and never look back!

Edit- Ok, I just realized pinky just posted some more questions. So, I will answer them.

1. If a slig had a crush on you and blew you a kiss?
I would probably laugh my ass of then go and throw up.

2. If you were surrounded by fleeches, and you can't step on a slurg.
I would sit down and meditate like any good Mudokon dose! that or either I would be so impatiant that I would run through the crowd of Slurgs hoping to get far enough before the Fleeches could get to me.

3. If a paramite was your pet?
I had one.....once untill one of my Mud friends ate him! *starts crying*

4. If you turned into a mudokon?
Whacha talking about, I already am one! Unless..... a cammel!..... noooooooo!

5. Would you use the "mission impossible" techniques to unmask Bigface?
Na, he'd probably put some kinda freaky voodoo that he do on me!

[TheKhanzumer]

1. If a slig had a crush on you and blew you a kiss?
I would tell his buddy's what he did and they would promptly beat him for me.

2. If you were surrounded by fleeches, and you can't step on a slurg.
I would sneak away to some safer area. (duh)

3. If a paramite was your pet?
I would feed it regularly and slowly build its confidence in me so that it is more comfortable with me.

4. If you turned into a mudokon?
Most likely die from shock.

5. Would you use the "mission impossible" techniques to unmask Bigface?
NO WAY! I have to much respect for the guy!

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

As for the Bigface question:

Ah, you guys are no fun. lol I'm joking. He might put a spell on me or turn me into a frog.

Edit: I have more questions

1. If a vykker were to experiment on any product on you, what would it be? What would you do?

2. If a intern locked you up in a cage, in order to stick a needle into you which holds a non-tested substance would you:

a. Use karate! Wahh! Waaaahhh!!!
b. Sit there like a sissy?
c. Scream! (like that's going to help anyways!)

[steel scrab]

okay firstly the vykker would have to test some growth product on me, then when or if it works , being a scrab (steel of course) , i would shred him into bits!!

as for the intern no need for karatay!! i would just spike him

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

10. Would you rather be born a vykker, an intern, a glukkon or a slig? Why?

11. DO you trust the food in oddworld? Or would you rather be a vegetarian?

12. Would Alf's tea have an effect on you? What about Soulstorm Brew? If so, how? WOuld you get drunk? Relaxed?

[Oddsville]

1. If a vykker were to experiment on any product on you, what would it be? What would you do?
Hmm, probably buttflow. Lord know I need it! (lol, Im just kiding by the way)


2. If a intern locked you up in a cage, in order to stick a needle into you which holds a non-tested substance would you:

a. Use karate! Wahh! Waaaahhh!!!
b. Sit there like a sissy?
c. Scream! (like that's going to help anyways!)

Probably A, you know us Mocho types!

[TheKhanzumer]

1. If a vykker were to experiment on any product on you, what would it be? What would you do?
Who knows, if it's still expiremental that means it probably dosn''t have a name yet. I would probably let them do it to me and hope for the best.

2. If a intern locked you up in a cage, in order to stick a needle into you which holds a non-tested substance what would you do?
I'd do my best to escape so A.

10. Would you rather be born a vykker, an intern, a glukkon or a slig? Why?
Glukkon, because then I'd get the moolah.

11. DO you trust the food in oddworld? Or would you rather be a vegetarian?
I would LOVE to try out the oddworld food. And I HATE vegetarianism (I've had some bad incidents with vegetarian food).

12. Would Alf's tea have an effect on you? What about Soulstorm Brew? If so, how? Would you get drunk? Relaxed?
Tea would taste good, brew would too. Tea would do nothing, brew would give me gas.

[sligster]

1st set of questions:

1) I'd take the offer

2) I'd find Abe and have him possess it

2nd set of questions:

1) I'd kick it's ass

2) I'd curl up into fetal position and cry like a baby untill Abe came to rescue me

3) I'd sick it on Fuzzler

4) I'd go to Mosaic lines

5) No way!! After GT's post about him having bucked teeth and a huge zit!?!?!

3rd set of questions:

1) I'd probobly go with Lung Buster

2) I'd use karate ( I take classes anyway, why not put it to good use? )

4th set of questions:

1) I'd rather be born a slig because, well, SLIGS ROCK!!!!!

2) I personally trust the food, mmmmmm........ Scrab cacks!

3) Alf's tea: Depends on what he puts in it
Soulstorm brew: ...............................* drools *................

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

You guys can add questions if ya like too.

[Silversnow]

Alright, so, this seems fun...
I suppose...
Heheh...

1. If a glukkon were to give you ten million dollars, if you were to catch Abe?
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I'd say no. Abe would probably do something nasty to me if I tried to catch him...

2. If a scrab was chasing you?
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Climb a tree, perhaps?

3. If a slig had a crush on you and blew you a kiss?
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I would probably be surprised that a slig knew what a kiss is...

4. If you were surrounded by fleeches, and you can't step on a slurg.
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Be reeeeaaallly carefull...

5. If a paramite was your pet?
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Make sure it knows it's bad to attack people...

6. If you turned into a mudokon?
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I would find it extremely hard to have only three fingers...

7. Would you use the "mission impossible" techniques to unmask Bigface?
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Eh? I haven't seen that movie...

8. If a vykker were to experiment on any product on you, what would it be? What would you do?
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With my luck, it would be something painful. I would try to get out, but if it actually was something rather painful, of course they've made sure I can't do a thing...

9. If a intern locked you up in a cage, in order to stick a needle into you which holds a non-tested substance would you:

a. Use karate! Wahh! Waaaahhh!!!
b. Sit there like a sissy?
c. Scream! (like that's going to help anyways!)
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Scream! It's always someone to hear me... If you don't believe me, watch the nearest movie that contains a woman.

10. Would you rather be born a vykker, an intern, a glukkon or a slig? Why?
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Why isn't mudokon a choice? Mudokons are the only ones that doesn't get killed "that" often... Aw... Well, I'd choose vykker. Vykkers are cool, and they get to test stuff.

11. Do you trust the food in oddworld? Or would you rather be a vegetarian?
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I'd trust it. No doubt.

12. Would Alf's tea have an effect on you? What about Soulstorm Brew? If so, how? Would you get drunk? Relaxed?
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Alf's tea wouldn't have a effect on me unless I'd been drinking Soulstorm Brew. That would probably make me rather naxious (that's the right word, right? You know, sick? I'm gonna throw up?)...

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

hey, I don't think I posted my own answers.

[Pilot]

1. If a glukkon offered me ten million: I would pull up the will power to say no; that amount of money would corrupt anybody. I would and could not handle it. Besides, my hopes and dreams do not involve becoming rich. And also, Abe is The Mud, and I admire him too much for the revolutionary that he is.

2. If a scrab chased me: I'd do what my instincts told me and run, hoping not to get eaten.

3. If a slig had a crush on me and blew me a kiss: I'd tell him I was flattered and turn him down.

4. If I was surrounded by fleeches and couldn't step on a slurg: Stand still for a while, and if the situation didn't improve I'd sneak out.

5. If a paramite was my pet: I suppose I would do watever pet-owners do.

6. If I turned into a Mudokon: I won't go there!

7. Would I use mission impossible techniques to unmask Bigface: Absolutely not. I'd have too much respect for him, and I do for anybody that spiritually advanced.

[TheKhanzumer]

I think it's official. Big Face is the man! He's at the top of the ladder along with Abe, Alf and Crig.

Must be crowded on that ladder.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

okay

12. Pretend you made fun of Raisin's name and why he got the name Raisin. He got mad and started to roll after you and you run for dear life! What do you do?

Edit: I love Alf! Bigface...hmm...I wonder if he would ever unleash his identity.

[TheKhanzumer]

I would climb somewhere he can't roll me over and apologise until my throat hurt.


What's wrong with the name Raisin? I kind of like it...

[sligster]

Hmmmmmm...... if the Raisin was rolling after me? Hmmmmm..... See my answer to the slig blowing kisses question.

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Originally posted by the pink-barnetted one:
Do you trust the food in oddworld? Or would you rather be a vegetarian?

I don't think vegetarianism would help you much on Oddworld; I bet the plants are just as untrustworthy as the meat.

[paramiteabe]

If a scrab were to chase me I would try to dance with one since they make excelent dancers hehe before I would get eaten!

Try this one.

What if you ended up in the same position as Munch did and got poked probed and violated in every manner necessary?

What would you do if you had to face Skilla or Margret because you were bad? What would you do?

[salty pretzils]

1) A Gluk offers you ten million $ to kill abe
Hmmm...I would honestly take the money, shoot Abe and probbably end up commiting suicide somewhere, lonely, hated and alone.

2) A scrab were chasing me:
Run, get a big gun, shoot the thing, sell it's carcass, and haul in tons of money...I'm not a nice person inside, But alot of people know that anyway.

3) If a slig had a crush on me and blew me a kiss;
Check him out...hehehhehehe....oops...

4)Surronded by fleeches:
Run away in a blind panic, step on a slurg and die horribly.

5) Paramite pet!
Train it to protect me.

6) If I turned into a mudokon:
Try to explain myself to my parents then end up in a lab somewhere with only beagles to keep me company.

Urk...I'm not in a good mood..I need to lie down..

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Originally posted by paramiteabe

Try this one.

(1) What if you ended up in the same position as Munch did and got poked probed and violated in every manner necessary?

(2) What would you do if you had to face Skilla or Margret because you were bad? What would you do?

(1) Nothing I can do really, Maybe I can learn wheel chair karatay or something.

(2) Bring a gas mask because they are going to smell, and use some kind of matrix karate technique to get away.

[MunchOnThis]

1. If a glukkon were to give you ten million dollars, if you were to catch Abe?
I would take the offer!!! All that glorious money.....*drools*

2. If a scrab was chasing you?
Ummmmm.....run??


3. If a slig had a crush on you and blew you a kiss?
Scream.....scream blue murder....and barf seriously barf...Pass the basin......

4. If you were surrounded by fleeches, and you can't step on a slurg.
HELP!! I'll just run around like a looney or step on the fleeches?!

5. If a paramite was your pet?
Ride on it's ride hoping I'm not heavier than the paramite and go hunt for food...

6. If you turned into a mudokon?
Test my powers and turn into skryull and take over the world *does Dr. Evil laugh*

7. Would you use the "mission impossible" techniques to unmask Bigface?
Provided the rope doesn't break......Yup, then I'll flush it down the loo.

8. If a vykker were to experiment on any product on you, what would it be? What would you do?
It could be Lungbuster and I'll just sit there.....dying!!

9. If a intern locked you up in a cage, in order to stick a needle into you which holds a non-tested substance would you:

a. Use karate! Wahh! Waaaahhh!!!
b. Sit there like a sissy?
c. Scream! (like that's going to help anyways!)

A. Use Karate......Whaaaaaaaaaaa ya!!!! It's the least I can do.

10. Would you rather be born a vykker, an intern, a glukkon or a slig? Why?
A Slig because then I have an excuse to kill, kill, kill (man I sound like a Black Waltz )

11. DO you trust the food in oddworld? Or would you rather be a vegetarian?
I'll.......just avoid the food and try eat my greens like mama said.

12. Would Alf's tea have an effect on you? What about Soulstorm Brew? If so, how? WOuld you get drunk? Relaxed?
I'll get drunk and hoarrry for SoulStrom Brew.......*hic* Alf's Tea will never have effect on me NEVER!!! Mooohahahaha-hahaa!!!

13.What if you ended up in the same position as Munch did and got poked probed and violated in every manner necessary?
Ummm.....Ekk!!!?

14.What would you do if you had to face Skilla or Margret because you were bad? What would you do?
Ask the nearest slig for his gun......If that fails what can I do??? I'll just casually make an apperance and use Judo-chop Austin Powers style!!!

[sligster]

If I was in the same position as Munch......cry like a baby.

If I had to face Skilla or Margret? See above answer.