Come and Get Me AIDs you no good Son of a Monkey Bitch!

Statikk HDM · #1 08-07-2002, 05:46 PM

I have a few things going for me that will protect me from AIDS. AIDS will never get me.
Number 1: I am straight as an Indian arrow. 50 percent of all people who get AIDS are gay.
Number 2: I do not use drugs by use of IV. 28 percent of all people who contract AIDs are junkies. Not me, I'm clean as a whistle.
Number 3: I am not a GAY JUNKIE 6 percent of all people with aids are gay junkies. Not me.
Number 4: I never get blood transfusions. 1 percent of infected people get Aids from a dirty transfusion. I never got 1 and will probably never need one.
Number 5: I am not a hemophiliac 1 percent of infected people are hemophiliacs. Once again, not me.
After crunching thos numbers that leaves us with a 13 percent group that I could be a part of. Nope.
35,000 infected people got the disease from sleeping with IV users. 4000 women got it from men. Im not a women, that can't be me. 1,681 got it from a hemophiliac. I don't know any hemophiliacs, can't be me.
That leaves 7 percent. Bring it on Aids. I know you don't go after all people at the same rates, you discriminate! I am a Caucasian who isn't gay, don't use drugs, and don't sleep around. You will never taint me! I AM THE LIZARD/AIDS KING!!!!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #2 08-07-2002, 05:57 PM

Just add vampirism and you will be all set.

Statikk HDM · #3 08-07-2002, 07:07 PM

Vampires don't exsist.

Gluk Schmuck · #4 08-07-2002, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
Vampires don't exsist.

It all depends on your definition of 'vampire'. They certainly exist in no less than two definitions of 'vampire' that I know of...

Jacob · #5 08-07-2002, 08:10 PM

Vampires - Mythical, burn in sun, hurt by Cross' etc = Non-existant.

Vampires - Usually loners, like to drink blood = Exist.

Vampires - The 'Vampirekin' Drag was on about = Sposedly exist.

Also, you need to avoid being raped...Or stabbed with a Druggies needle.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #6 08-07-2002, 08:19 PM

You guys, it was a joke. the vampire thing...LOL

Gluk Schmuck · #7 08-07-2002, 08:37 PM

Oh, I was forgetting the otherkin. Do they drink blood too?

Vampire, n:
- Those that drink the blood of others. Existant.
- Those that drink the blood of others, some can turn into bats, they combust when they come into contact with solar light. Non-existant.
- Those that have some kind of genetic disease which affects their red blood cells or another essential thingy in such a way that they needed to drink blood to survive. Existant.
- Those otherkin doodies. Existant.

Good for you, Pinky. Let's just hope, for his sake, that he doesn't like drinking from HIV-positive gay junkies then...:S