The Greatest Question Ever Asked

Sal the Mudokon · #1 07-07-2002, 07:09 AM

You are walking through the desert, tired and on the brink of death. You have many enemies. You have many friends. All of a sudden you trip over a golden lamp and a gigantic genie pops out and says "Aaahh... finally, after twelve thousand years, I am free! As a token of my gratitude (and my lack of other skills of repayment) I will grant you a wish from my three choices. You begin to hesitate. You thought genies gave you three wishes, not three choices. Things must not be quite the same in the movies. So here are the choices he says, "World Peace, World Domination, or Sudden Death to the Earth and ALL of its Inhabitants!" You must make a decison. But what?

Wolfpac · #2 07-07-2002, 07:36 AM

Wow, This is a great question

I voted World Peace because if we had World Peace then my enemies wouldn't be my foes anymore.

But whatever answer I give, I wouldn't matter though, because all I would really want from the Genie would be to move me to a place with plently of food and water and shade because I'm out in the desert and I'm about to die anyway. And what's the use of ruling the would for a couple of hours if your lost in the desert. And you must be pretty pissed off if you want to kill everyone. So World Peace

Danny · #3 07-07-2002, 02:33 PM

I chose World Domination, because that way I can bring about World Peace or Destroy the world, depending on how I feel that day...

Majic · #4 07-07-2002, 09:47 PM

World Domination, much like Danny, I could kill off everyone or make peace. In fact, it could give rein over the forums... The ability to track down spammers and beat there heads in with a large monkey wrench. Peace is only for when rebel fighting threatens my palace. *giggle*

abe22 · #5 07-08-2002, 05:57 AM

I have different answers for each of them.

World Peace: Stuff world peace! I will be dead and so I won't be able to enjoy all this peaceness.

World Domination: This is hard. If I'm out in the desert, then how are people going to know that I rule the world? And I am going to be dead so someone else will be ruler of the world and they would stuff it up! Stuff this option.

Sudden Death to the Earth and ALL of its Inhabitants!: Well, since I am nearly dead, I might as well choose this option! If I am going to die, the world should die with me!

And besides, the genie is probably an asshole.
I think I will choose the third option!

molluck2 · #6 07-08-2002, 09:51 AM

don't call me stupid glukk just because i've voted for pease!
i voted for earth's world pease,not oddworld's !

Sydney · #7 07-08-2002, 11:41 AM

I voted World Domination. Not for some philosophical reason, but because I've always had a craving to rule the world.

molluck2 · #8 07-08-2002, 01:30 PM

people,people why are you so bad,don't answer that(can't understand what got over me!)

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #9 07-09-2002, 01:43 PM

WORLD DOMINATION!!! Mwahahahahhahaahaahhahahahah! I would be queen of the world!!! I would have all the money, and all the chocolate!!

Majic · #10 07-10-2002, 02:56 AM

Mullock, wouldn't a gluk want to rule? When I get my evil wishes and my forums power by way of the genie, you'll wish you wanted to take over the world...

Abe-gun · #11 07-25-2002, 02:54 AM

I voted world peace because the world has more then more plenty violence and killing. If any of you aren't satisfied/or Concerned, don't mind me. I'm just a guy who makes to many decisions already

salty pretzils · #12 07-25-2002, 09:10 AM

World domination because I could bring about the othewr two if I wanted. I also crave to be able to do what I want, say what I want and play god.
Hmmmm...
I would be a really crappy world ruler, wouldn't I?

Oh well

molluck2 · #13 07-25-2002, 09:19 AM

Okay Majic abe

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!! DEATH TO EVERYBODY!!!!!

Boyddie · #14 07-25-2002, 09:44 AM

death to the world, mwahahahahahahaha

sligster · #15 07-25-2002, 03:35 PM

Death....... Death........ DEATH!!!!!!

Kill every living and breathing inoccent creature on Earth!!!!!!

SCREW THE INOCCENT!!!!!!!!!

oddling · #16 07-25-2002, 05:58 PM

Mean people suck!!!!! Peace to all! *Throws candy to all the starving kids* Thats the one thing wrong with this world, people out there are dying of hunger, we have so much food here it's a problem! And did you ever see how much the government gives to needy shelters and charity? Hardley anything!!!!!! If we would just get up off our lazy asses and do something, the world be alot better! Thats whats wrong with the world, go ahead, think I'm a hippy, *Goes and hugs tree* but I've seen things I didn't want to see, thats why I'm a tree huggin hippy! *Puts flower in hair, gets some bell bottoms, puts on sandals, and wears a weird bandana* Save the rainforest dude!

Oddling l:c l

Majic · #17 07-25-2002, 06:00 PM

People like you will be first to die when everyone is magicly killed by some radom newbie who chooses death to all.....

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #18 07-25-2002, 06:02 PM

It's all about the chocolate oddling! LOL

If I rule the world, yes, would could have some world peace

Especially for the children of the world!!! *sob*

dark_xinos · #19 07-25-2002, 06:22 PM

World Peace! I dont want to rule the world! I want to live my life as it is. Keep my friends, and live in my house. I'm happy as it is, and I dont need domination.

...But heck, a quick order might be fun. "Give me a Xbox!!" he he. I change my mind.

Armed Slig · #20 07-26-2002, 10:32 PM

I voted for everyone in the world to die that way we could all go to heaven and have peace there!

Lantra · #21 07-27-2002, 12:10 AM

i would vote for world peace.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #22 07-30-2002, 09:40 PM

Mad scientist: After I have world domination, and wipe all every human race from the face of the Earth then.....I will......give world peace.

person:...yaaay.......

Mad scientist: First, I have to find my chemicals! Bwahahhahaha!

Statikk HDM · #23 07-31-2002, 04:23 PM

If you voted for death to all inhabitants of Earth, wouldn't that destroy you too? Unless you were living on the moon, or in space.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #24 07-31-2002, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Statikk HDM
If you voted for death to all inhabitants of Earth, wouldn't that destroy you too? Unless you were living on the moon, or in space.

Of course the mad scientist would have a hoover craft with and anti-non-oxygen bubble so he could fly in space and live on the moon!