Kill it now.

Statikk HDM · #1 07-22-2002, 08:53 PM

This topic is devoted to things you think should die a slow and agonizing death be it trends, t.v. shows, crappy book series, whatever. I'll kick it off with Saturday Night Live. Good God, there hasn't been a single decent episode since the 1998 season. They fired Norm because they didn't like the "offensive" things he said. My ass. His humor was in the bluntness. Afterwards we got Colin Quinn and Jimy Fallon and Fey. They are a disgrace to sketch comedy, the last two especially. Molly shannan and Gasteyer are the black holes of comedy as one disgruntled fan so astutley put it. Really, the show is horrid. Staying up to watch it is downright painful. Also, Tina Fey, the head writer, wouldn't know comedy if she was bitchslapped by it. The only condolensce I can give it is watching them crash and burn each night is both tragic and delightful, unintentional humor and black comedy at its finest. Still, it must die! KILL IT NOW!!!
Lorne,You have crappy hosts like Britnney spears, even crappier music. You kicked off RATM to treat us to this garbage? Damn you Lorne.

Jacob · #2 07-22-2002, 09:20 PM

Censorship. It should die.

dark_xinos · #3 07-22-2002, 09:30 PM

Ludvig and Damir! The two evil bad guys in my area that I gladly choose a 10 minuet longer walk to avoid them.
GRR!! I hate them! There alwas picking on me! Damir tryed to hit me with a golfball once, from a long distance... crazy. And he alwas points and laughs at me

or raises the middle finger.
Though Ludvig lives closer, but I dont see him offen. But when he does i either get to turn run like mad as soon as he is in site, or get tuanted.

They both are reasons for me switching school. Among with a bundle of other bastards. (sorry, but I had to say it...ahhh

)

sligster · #4 07-22-2002, 09:32 PM

I hate everything, so therfore everything must die.

Jacob · #5 07-22-2002, 09:35 PM

You could always murder Ludvig and Damir, make it look like somebody else did it...exitement!!

Sl'askia · #6 07-22-2002, 09:48 PM

Hmmm....

Pop-up ads
Barney
Teletubbies
Telemarketers
Surveys

If I think of any more I'll add to this...

sligster · #7 07-22-2002, 10:15 PM

Hey, Dragadon. Did you know that barney made it into the top 50 worst TV shows of all time! Seriously!

Sl'askia · #8 07-22-2002, 10:42 PM

Yeah I did, #50 to be precise. Should have been a lot higher on the list IMO...

sligster · #9 07-22-2002, 11:00 PM

Yeah, it should have been at least #20.

Sao · #10 07-22-2002, 11:47 PM

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Jacob

Censorship. It should die.

Not ALL censorship. Disgusting things like child/animal porn, predujiced shows etc should be BANNED!

(I know you didn't mean these.)

1. Barney
2. The afore-mentioned T.V. shows
3. Cradle of Filth
4. Any kind of predjuice

(which IS thankfully dying out)
5. Oddworld

BTW, Im joking bout no. 5...

Barney...Have you actually sat down and watched an episde? Truely, it ith the height of crapulence.

Steve · #11 07-23-2002, 12:30 AM

marketing: anyone who actually knows me knows my hatred of marketing runs deep
neo-classical music: not only does it have "neo" in it, most of it extremly bad when compared to even boccarini(sp?) they're using a form of music that will never get any better.

Jacob · #12 07-23-2002, 12:55 AM

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Not ALL censorship. Disgusting things like child/animal porn, predujiced shows etc should be BANNED! (I know you didn't mean these.)

Child porn should deffo be slaughtered and some animal porn should. Prejudiced shows shouldn't be banned i dont think. Mainly because its always good to have a good bit of controversy, also, some prejudiced shows will be dealing with Serial Killers and may even say about their quotes (My quotes are from some Serial Killers as it is.) And also i enjoy listening to things that cause TONNES of controversy.

Joe the Intern · #13 07-23-2002, 01:12 AM

Bands that try to hard to be creepy, like Mudvayne. And the idiots who think it's cool... Like someone I know in RL.

oddling · #14 07-23-2002, 01:51 AM

Sing it brutha! The hell with Saturday Night Live! They let that show go to crap, I watch Comedy Central all night, everynight. Want me to prove it? I got the whole theme to Crank Yankers memorized. Well the things i think should die is, Tellytubbies, Odd I hate them! I even gave them insulting names! Stinkey-Winky, Dip-shit Dill-doe, and hoe. Not very creative but it's at least a comeback! #2 is Thomas the Tank Engine. I can't beleive Ringo Star actually used to do the voices on that set! #3 Barney. You may not beleive me but I INVENTED the Joy to the world Barney's dead song. I did in Kindergarden, ask me how and I'll tell you. Joy to the world, Barney's dead, we barbaqued his head! And what did we do with the body, we flushed it down the potty, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, joy to the world Barney's dead! You like it? The other thing that should die is Poke'mon. I hate those little bastards from Tokyo! I hope Hello Kitty uses you for a litter-box! Another thing that should die is SPAM!!!!!!! I know people from Hawii enjoy it, but it's just down right disgusting!! Back when my Nana watched me all day when ny mom worked, she used to make me eat it all the time. She had cuboards of it for Petes sake! And when I say Spam I meen the food and Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. I want alot of things to die but some I will not post for persional reasons. Such as emmbarassing things like my early childhood. If you really want me to tell you about my childhood though, fell free to ask. Um...... I'm going off topic and getting emocional. I'm confused too! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oddling l:c l

Armed Slig · #15 07-23-2002, 02:03 AM

EMINEM needs to be shot at a few times with a paintball gun. Then he should be pounded on by a bunch of female ICP fans. OH WAIT. THAT ALREADY HAPPENED. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh yeah, he should die too.

Jacob · #16 07-23-2002, 02:06 AM

For those of you are saying;

"Barney should die, so should Teletubbies" etc etc and naming other child-like programmes you should basically be shot for watching them. If you haven't realised the programmes are for CHILDREN. As in not adults or teens. Sure, i have seen it, Hell, i even watch it to bitch about it. I mean, the kids...Jeez, what are they!? The Brady Bunch clones. Its all happy and smiles and "Just say 'No' to bullies and they'll leave you alone" somehow, i dont think so. Sure, i dislike it but some kids enjoy it...and besides, it makes me feel happier once ive seen it, and people around me happier, as i am usually alot calmer after it.

Yeh, Eminem should be shot...what a prick.

Majic · #17 07-23-2002, 04:30 AM

Personaly I would love to star on Barney, lil' kids get rich fast. TTBs, yes, but Thomas the Engine, no way, I used to love Shining Time Station. Things to die...

Off brand game merchandise, it always messes up.
Rocket Power
Celebrity game shows episodes
Computer passwords...

I'll have to post the rest later on, I have to go now...

Disgruntled Intern · #18 07-23-2002, 04:41 AM

why the hell should cradle of filth die?

I've got my list.

Invader zim, ignorance, the need to fit in, standards imposed upon us by society, and rap.

Joe the Intern · #19 07-23-2002, 04:47 AM

D'oh! *slaps forehead* I can't believe I forgot rap! Rap should die too...

Gluk Schmuck · #20 07-23-2002, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
For those of you are saying;

"Barney should die, so should Teletubbies" etc etc and naming other child-like programmes you should basically be shot for watching them.

Ahem. Have you ever heard of supervision of children? I was *starts to cry* looking after kids while Barny was on the TV...

Anyway, on with my list:
Barney, Eminem, fanboys, Oddworld (I'm not joking), popups, Pinky, etc...

What shouldn't be on any lists:
Pokémon - have you even played it? It rocks!
Teletubbies - they're cool.

molluck2 · #21 07-23-2002, 11:03 AM

Barney(definately should DIE), teletubies, power puff girls, Holly Valance(freaky,freaky), winnie the pooh,sesame street,muppets

they must DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Armed Slig · #22 07-23-2002, 02:47 PM

Gluk Shmuk, I totally agree with you on the Pokemon thing. Me and a friend got a high yesterday and we watched my brother's Pokemon video. It was totally trippin'. Or was I?

salty pretzils · #23 07-23-2002, 03:13 PM

Vivisection
my worst enemy
periods (bad spelling, me thinks?)
Spelling tests
Evil maths teachers who make you keep COMPLETE SILENCE during lessons
Cancer
Heart attacks...

There are many more but I just cannot be buggred or I'll be hated for ever if I say them....

DIE BARNEY YOU EVIL SOD! DIE! DIE! DI.....

Jacob · #24 07-23-2002, 03:20 PM

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Vivisection

That should not die, only the Vivi's that go wrong should die.

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periods

They shouldn't die either. Imagine, if you will, a group of homophobes having a go at you. The only way you can save yourself is tell the girls. Whom have PMS...well, i believe the words "And Hilarious consequences ensue"

Armed Slig · #25 07-23-2002, 03:22 PM

BLOCK BUSTER MUST DIE.

SeaRex · #26 07-23-2002, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Censorship. It should die.

Damn straight...

:

Originally posted by Dave
Invader zim

Well, you got your wish. I hope you're happy, it's all your fault... jerk.

Other stuff that needs to go:

Dubya
Fanboys
Pokemon and DBZ (Give anime a bad name? Not on my watch!)
That damn narrow-minded ignorance...
The fact that we must sheild our children from "questionable" material
McDonalds

Disgruntled Intern · #27 07-23-2002, 04:47 PM

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Luke said:
"Well, you got your wish. I hope you're happy, it's all your fault... jerk

I'm happy all right. I have every episode on a two disc dvd set. I said it should die, becaue I'm tired of people running around screaming, "ooooh! looky looky at me! I have invader zim merch! Me so hip!"

Plus, it should just go away. It's been cancelled for several months, yet they continue to run eppys form time to time.
Plus, I'm sick of all the weak ass 'save zim!' petetions.

Gluk Schmuck · #28 07-23-2002, 05:12 PM

I think I speak for everyone when I say:
Adverts about debt!

The only good they do is to let me giggle at the stupid features of the bad actors. For example, on one Channel 5 debt ad, the actor's eyebrows keep moving in such a silly way. That ad's on about every break during weekday daytime TV.

AOL adverts. Especially when Konnie (I think) tells us how good AOL is at censoring the internet. Bastards.

SeaRex · #29 07-23-2002, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
I'm happy all right. I have every episode on a two disc dvd set.

Hmmm... I haven't seen that. I'll have to go sniffing it out. How much did you buy it for?

:

Dave said
I said it should die, becaue I'm tired of people running around screaming, "ooooh! looky looky at me! I have invader zim merch! Me so hip!"

Now this I can agree with. First the preps take SpongeBob away from me, now Zim. I mean, want people to talk about it with, but it just isn't fun anymore when everyone starts watching it! Damn it, I want to be the only one!

:

And then Dave said
Plus, I'm sick of all the weak ass 'save zim!' petetions.

I'm assuming you aren't reffering to weak ass petition I posted to go along with that weak ass Zim test... Come to think of it, both of the above quotes could apply to me... I feel so dirty. ^_^

Danny · #30 07-23-2002, 08:43 PM

I'm in a fairly bad mood at the moment, so my list currently includes most of the population of the forums. I'll spare you the list this time, because I can't be bothered to type it out...