A really scary situation...For me anyways

Jacob · #1 07-12-2002, 11:11 PM

Ok, right. So...although i hardly ever ask you intere...ahem...UNIQUE people for advice, i thought id start now since most of my close friends would say the same thing and i dont discuss anything with my family for obvious reasons. Ok...so, i know this girl who is like THE Bitch. Honestly, this is the sort of girl who'd sleep with you and then tell the ENTIRE school she faked...thats how evil she is. Yeh, so anyway. I have gotten to know her and i really do like her...she is so amazing and we are sooo on the same wave length and she actually said;

"Dont worry hon, i've grown to love ya."

Which made me feel like "Oh yes, i grow ever-more powerful!!". HOWEVER, i like her but i wouldn't even trust her with keeping my wife company on a cold, winter night. So...what do i do, she has said to me that next Friday she will take me out drinking, she says that she knows a load of cute guys and that we could all get slaughtered etc. Now, i aint too fond of guys...and these guys went to my school and not only are they rich, stylish and gorg...but are...Bisexual. So...in short this is my dilema. You are allowed to laugh if you wish;

Do i go with her, get pissed, have fun and then wake up the next morn with 5 guys, not knowing what had happened the night before but have her blackmail me with something that could be true or pure lies.

Or

Do i not do anything next Friday and stay in being a moody tosser like tonite (When there was actually a party going on...unfortunatly the person having the party was one of my well known enemies and i wasn't invited (Shaming))

So...A or B...which!?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #2 07-12-2002, 11:14 PM

B, keep your reputation straight. She might tell the whole school on what had happened that night and people would probably tap you on the butt, thinking that you like stuff like that if ya know what I mean.

Edit: straight meaning clean, okay, nothing wrong.

Danny · #3 07-12-2002, 11:26 PM

Go out and get pissed, but don't get pissed enough to not remember what you did, because then it's just not worth it...

Steve · #4 07-12-2002, 11:36 PM

B unless you can find something to counter blackmail her with. blackmail her to do something completly different so she won't think you care or else she's have the upper hand, there are non devious approches but I would guess you would rather try the devious one.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #5 07-13-2002, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by Danny
Go out and get pissed, but don't get pissed enough to not remember what you did, because then it's just not worth it...

That's not really going to solve anything, they would just laugh at you. Have a super plan to blackmail her also. Allow the shoe to be put on the other foot for a while. Like Steve said.

Kaimana · #6 07-13-2002, 12:19 AM

B, go with B jacob its just not worth it, And yes get a plan to counter blackmail if possible, but its just not worth it.

Danny · #7 07-13-2002, 12:53 AM

How could she blackmail you anyway, Chris? I thought you were proud of your sexuality?

Jacob · #8 07-13-2002, 01:46 AM

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How could she blackmail you anyway, Chris? I thought you were proud of your sexuality?

Yes, i am. I was using that as a example. But also she could spread UNTRUE, MALICIOUS rumours concerning my size or something. Or she could send the foto's to my Nan...and imagine that...my Nan would get a priest in to Exorcise me.

Thankyou for the advice people...i am thinking i will go...however blackmailing her wont work...for one she is pure evil and would admit everything jokely...thus making people shrug it off. Hmmm...*Sighs*

Danny · #9 07-13-2002, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Or she could send the foto's to my Nan...and imagine that...my Nan would get a priest in to Exorcise me.

Sounds like fun...

Disgruntled Intern · #10 07-13-2002, 02:26 AM

"But also she could spread UNTRUE, MALICIOUS rumours concerning my size or something. "

awwww...is wittle jacob skawed dat da big meany weenie girl will tell everyone about his wittle peepee?

haha I am so stupid.
jacob, don't worry about the penis thing. Just don't. I've got you covered. Trust me. Just trust.

Jacob · #11 07-13-2002, 03:01 AM

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awwww...is wittle jacob skawed dat da big meany weenie girl will tell everyone about his wittle peepee?

LOL...thats highly amusing. Literally, no sarcasm intended. But i was talking about the size of my ass...i have put on abit og weight in which i am trying to lose by doing an hour of exercise everynight...but i am still self-concious, although people say i dont need to work out.

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jacob, don't worry about the penis thing. Just don't. I've got you covered. Trust me. Just trust.

LOL

Wolfpac · #12 07-13-2002, 09:46 AM

Simple, Go out, but don't get plastered. That way you can't do anything that you will regret in the morning... Or that can be used against you.

Gluk Schmuck · #13 07-13-2002, 12:27 PM

A. The exorcist might be a cute preist (obscure reference to Chris' old signature).

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #14 07-13-2002, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
A. The exorcist might be a cute preist (obscure reference to Chris' old signature).

Yeah, and maybe he can cast out what's inside of you! LOL j/k

Disgruntled Intern · #15 07-13-2002, 01:57 PM

"Yeah, and maybe he can cast out what's inside of you! LOL j/k"

Perhaps I was reading inbetween the lines on that one....but, wow, I'm offended none the less.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #16 07-13-2002, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
"Yeah, and maybe he can cast out what's inside of you! LOL j/k"

Perhaps I was reading inbetween the lines on that one....but, wow, I'm offended none the less.

What on Earth are you talking about? I was talking to Gluk not you. Besides, it was a joke a.k.s j/k.

Jacob · #17 07-13-2002, 03:43 PM

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Perhaps I was reading inbetween the lines on that one....but, wow, I'm offended none the less.

I think i get what you mean, and if its correct that is quite amusing...LOL

Disgruntled Intern · #18 07-13-2002, 03:51 PM

"What on Earth are you talking about? I was talking to Gluk not you"

So? if you wish to have a private conversation with someone, perhaps you shouldn't attempt to do as such on a public message board. Think before you type.

ZombieX · #19 07-13-2002, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob

I think i get what you mean, and if its correct that is quite amusing...LOL

I could dig up a picture if you liked.. it's a great joke. imagine somone holding up their three fingers - excluding the little finger. Then say to yourself, read between the lines.

hmmm...