Abe looks kinda stupid...

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

Dosn't anyone notice that in the Munch's Oddysee pictures Abe looks like hes dazed or drunk or high...I mean in AO and AE Abe looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cooooooooooool...but in Munch he looks like a friggin pothead....His eyes are all glassy and he has an idiotic look on his used to be cool face!The other mudokons look drunk too....IS THIS JUST ME???HE LOOKS SOOOOO STUPID!!AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[ May 11, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]

[Lantra]

wow okay first of all yes abe does not look as good on xbox as i would have like. second of all chillllll outtttt. sorry i am kinda tense.

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

CHILL OUT?WHY?I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.I WAS JUST SAYIN ABE HAS A STUUUUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE.WHY SHOULD I CHILL OUT???NEVER!! I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!!NEVWA!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHILL OUT????????????NEVER!DOWN WITH CENCORSHIP!NOOOOOOOOO.....
*screams and screams until the sanitarium men come and pull melvin away screaming and kicking*
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE MISTER VAN HELSING CHILL OUT!!!!NOOO!!!NOT MELVIN VAN HELSING!eeeeee.............
btw abe really does look choppy in xbox form...

[ODDBODD]

Whats going on here...? Rage? hmmm

ABE DOES LOOK STUPID HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN ROLLED OVER WITH A STEAMROLLER THEN BEEN IRONED. THEN THEY WHACKED HIM WITH A DOLPHIN. AND MELVIN.....CHILL OUT YOU PEICE OF CRAP, CANT YOU SEE WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A FREAKING PEACEFULL CONVERSATION HERE!!!!! THE ONLY RIGHTS YOU HAVE IS TO BE SILENT, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY!! ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE PRESENTED TO THE COURT. BWOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAARGH LALALALALALA SALMON!!!

[lady_elum]

You are soooo right!!! He's all like "Duhhh... Ung...*drool*" it's sooo creepy! He's always just kinda looking off into the distance... dazed and confused... very, very sad... poor Abe. Drugged by Lorne Lanning... *sniffle, wipes tear from eye*

[Sl'askia]

i have one word for what he looks like: DORKY!

[oddguy 999]

In my opinon...
His face needs to look more like it did in the AO nd AE pregame options screen...fast breathing, happy looking, rapid eye movement, rapid bliking, eyes trained on points in space(your face)and he needs better skin and irrus textures and couloring.
And his body needs to be a bit more sloched and bonny.
... But thats only my opinon.

[abe333]

abe looks like a dickhead in all the screen shots i have, look at this

http://www.oddworldian.net/features/oddscreen_b_03.jpg

[lady_elum]

Oh my ga-! He looks nothing like the old Abe. There especially...

[Dakkan Blackblade]

Yep, abe looks gay. I guess this is the "power of the X-Box". I have seen ps2 games out NOW! with 100 times better graphics.

[freakyLA]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate this fucked up Pcs!!! I wrote so much and what does this fucked up pice of shit do???? he frezes!!! I hate it get fucked!! WAAAAAA i´m angry!!
I said that abe´s looks bad on this fucking x-box from fucking microsoft!!! Allpicts i´ve seen so far aren´t looking that great as they always say! yes that´s "the great power of the x-box". but I posted a topic about this some time ago.

And what does this means: They wacked him with a dolphin. and this: chill out.

let´s look what your crazy guyz whombelong to a mental hospital said. (mental hospital
finally an unusual word that I know. It is good to read english books which i understand and about a topic I like.)
So what did you say...
WHAT???!!! YOUR VAN HELSING?????!!!
UG! DON`T DO ANYTHING TO ME!!!! I`M GOOD! I`M NOT BAD!!! PLEASE DON`T DO ANYTHING TO ME!!!! HELP!!!!
*gets frightened of Van Helsing*

[Dakkan Blackblade]

I totally agree freaky, I still hate they moved to the X-Box! I think they should have talked to there fans first before making a big jump like that out of the blue, when the game was due less that one month away!

[Pacen]

Yeah, you're right Dakkan, it should be totally up to the fans which system they choose to develop their game for.

Ha, yeah right. So what if their eyes don't look 100% real, it's not like you'll be running away from a giant herd of scrabs and think "Hey, I might look at Abe's eyes now to see what they're looking at".

The game is still in early stages of development, as is the system. So why don't you guys just have a little patience and give Microsoft and Oddworld Inhabitants a chance.

[Silversnow]

Freakyla, please, chill out. A mental hospital is just like a hotel for morons, OKI? *joking, joking...*

[freakyLA]

sylver, but they are ones! And I DON`T KNOW WHAT CHILL OUT IS!!!!

[Pacen]

Freaky, "Chill Out" means "calm down" or "relax".

[freakyLA]

Thanz pacen now i´m feeling better!

[kanastra]

First of all I am happy, 'cause these forums are back!
And the pic Max was talking about reminds me of Homer Simpson (a blue one, ok).
Don't you think abe's face in this pic looks like Homer?

[Rich]

That's funnier than Gridkachu in fancorner!
But seriously he is real stupid. I thought the Xbox had good graphics not terrible gay Abe ones! Either that or OWI hired a crap designer!

[lady_elum]

ha ha ha!!! He looks just like Homer!!!(only blue) oh my god!!! you got it exactly!!! hee hee hee!!

[iliodd]

Well, they can't do everything in their first 3d game. I wish the in-game face was better, but hey, it's better than in AE!

[ODDBODD]

Abe does look like a retard. If you look at the slig toss movie for the PS2. It shows a real cool face of abe, now that they moved to the box they had squished his face and screwed his eyes. Still we will be more concerntrated at the game than at abes face, it happens with all screenshots

[Capri Ream]

They have to be joking if that is really going to be Abe's face or the game.They have to be. Right? Don't they? DON'T KILL ABE'S FACE IN THE NAME OF INDUSTRY!! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!

[ODDBODD]

All they have to do really is streatch it a bit and fix the eyes right.

[Sal the Mudokon]

guys, it all makes sense now! Bill gates drugged abe and all of the mudokons wen he drugged lorne into putting munch on xbox n putting him in a state of consiasness that would make him want to limit the sea rex to movies. u see, the big US-Iraq thing that had to do with Husane, all happened during the same time as Gate's climb to fortune! he would give husane the money to bye as many nukes and taxi cab air fresheners as he wanted if he would find a chemical that could make people do stupid things. well, as we all know, husane poisined his own people... in search of the answer... n the whole crises ended not too long before oddworld inhabitants was formed. gates saw the potential for greatness n would create his final masterpiece of destruction... on the OW Inhabitants. it was a genius plot to force more people to buy microsoft products. (similar forms of the chemical were used to make microsoft the strongest coorperation in the world). well, windows 95 was out, everyone forget where to find Iraq on a map, and oddworld inhabitants was enbarking into an unknown world of oddness...all seemed kosher for Gates to come to power. many years later, gates found that the inhabitants had correctly fullfilled his plans(n they didnt even know it!) but wait!? the mane mudokons werent the way that gates wanted them... he wanted them to look high, high like they were using the new brain warping fragrance: JORDAN. thats right, microsoft is a coorperation n jordan's line of colone was the perfect place for gates to place his zombie spray(jordan was happy to hav werk after that whole space jam thing). with the mudokons to secretly market the scent, gates was on a roll! but wait! the gabbits were being eaten by stronger forces that werked much the way that microsoft did(cunning,fast, brutal). "they must be destroyed!!!" roared gates. one more thing was left: the rats...they look almost as dorky as gates himself! gates werked his majic on them too. now, all thats left is for all of us, a dog, n a hippy with a gote to track gates in our new 60's van through an abandoned theme park. in the end, we unmask the wierdo. "Jinkees! Why its old mister gates! but why did u do it?" we will all say. "i did it to get back at steve jobbs, the creator of macintosh's apple computers for beating me at tetris! n i would have gotten away with it too, if it werent for you medaling kids!" gates will say. in the end, the day is saved, we boycott micheal jordan, microsoft is destroyed, a munch's oddysee directors cut is made with everything we wanted, n we all learn an important lesson

o, n if this by ne chance not true... n, one of u OI finds this... I luv u guys, i luv the new character designs, yer decisions for the "box" r fine with me (i didnt preorder), n never trust a man that sounds like kermit the frog(bill gates)

that reminds me. duz ne one know why the muppet show was mysteriously cancelled...

[iliodd]

Sal, it's not Michael Jordan, it's Gretzky I tells ya, Gretzky!

Or have They gotten to YOU too?

[Sal the Mudokon]

GRTSKI ISNT EVIL UNUFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes out*


[Edited by Abe Babe to avoid Excessive Scrolling]

[ May 19, 2001: Message edited by: Abe Babe ]

[Capri Ream]

Ok. Someone help me here because I did not get one friggen word of that.
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[Godd]

it's nothing really, i mean they are soo mistaken
everyone knows allan greenspan has a contract with bill gates so every move from the FED benefits him and his evil plans

[dumboddrw2]

I am probably wrong,but all the PS2 stuff we ever saw were "full game visulisations" this means,they were kinda pre-done...or something like that. And even though I am probably wrong like usual...I'd like to see you do anything better.