Would you rather eat a chocotale glukkon head or a chocolate slig head?

Fuzzler · #1 07-01-2002, 09:31 PM

Well, wich one would you eat? choose wisley, as glukkon head gives you gas! A slig head gives you dihariha!

P.S. I put slig head as an option for revenge against my bro!!!

sligster · #2 07-01-2002, 09:36 PM

Why you little......

Wait till I get my hands on you!!!!

* Runs up to Fuzzler and starts choking her*

General Drippik · #3 07-01-2002, 09:38 PM

Well, a glukkon head would be bigger, which means more chocolate. Yum yum!

sligster · #4 07-01-2002, 09:41 PM

Yeah, but glukkons are part of the octopus family! Yuck!

General Drippik · #5 07-01-2002, 09:46 PM

Yeah, well sligs are lizarards. YUCK!! Actually, lizards are yum..

Kaimana · #6 07-01-2002, 10:00 PM

i will go with Glukkon. *i dont know why though.

sligster · #7 07-01-2002, 10:02 PM

Actually, sligs evolved from slurgs, just like paramites!

P.S. I'm happy that the only person that voted for sligs was my sis!

General Drippik · #8 07-01-2002, 10:17 PM

Since i am owner of slig barracks, i can tell you what to do. But i'm not like that...

oddling · #9 07-01-2002, 10:37 PM

Eugh! If I ate a Slig head I would be a cannable!!! I would choose Glukkon cause bigger heads=more chocolate plus I would eat around the head and just eat the chocolate. Hey wait a sec.... what Slig's head did you chop off anyway?*Picks up chocolate coverd Slig head and stares at it for sec* Uncle Mikey?!!

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #10 07-01-2002, 10:56 PM

HeHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure this one looks like your aunt Florence!!!!!!

oddling · #11 07-01-2002, 11:43 PM

Nah. You know that part when you go into the board room and use the Shrykull power to kill everything in there? Aunt Florence was one of those things! And how do you know my Aunt Florence?

Oddling l:c l

sligster · #12 07-01-2002, 11:45 PM

I have my sources

And how could have your aunt have been one of those sligs?!?! those were males!!!!!!!

oddling · #13 07-02-2002, 12:21 AM

Then tell me what the difference is! Skillya isn't the only female, there are others just incase she blows up or something. We don't look that much different tahn boys but if you saw a girl walking down the street you would now.

Oddling l:c l

Black Waltz 0 · #14 07-02-2002, 01:26 AM

Um..ah.. that's a hard one...
*Weighs both heads in either hand*
Hmmm...
*Picks up slig head*
Alas, Poor Morty; I knew him well!
*Takes a bite*
Mmmmm...

sligster · #15 07-02-2002, 01:47 AM

Actually, Skilla only has one other female thats always by her side so there is not an overload of slig princesses

P.S. It was my sisters idea to kill all the sligs, I love sligs! I tried to talk her out of it! She's insane! She used a chain saw for crying out loud!

***Xavier*** · #16 07-02-2002, 03:06 AM

a glukkon head...
It's a realy precious dish

Abe! a glukkon head please!

Thank you Abe.

One, Two, Middlesboogie · #17 07-02-2002, 05:48 AM

It's CHOCOLATE, for crying out loud! The food of the Gods! It doesn't matter what shape it is!

Mac the Janitor · #18 07-02-2002, 04:08 PM

Umm...Xavier?

Yer food's looking at me with it's evil, glowing eyes...

eep!

*grabs teddie bear and starts sucking on its foot*

***Xavier*** · #19 07-02-2002, 04:12 PM

glowing eyes are delicious... especialy glukkon one's.
they are salty; you have to try.

Plus don't be afraid, it's Abe speciality

Crunch Crunch, hmmmmmmmm
realy a great meal!

sligster · #20 07-02-2002, 04:56 PM

Thats nasty!

Kaimana · #21 07-02-2002, 05:15 PM

At home here on Kauai octopus is a famous pupu (something like a snack) Dont puke if ya hate seafood. We call the octopus He'e. He'e is a good pupu especially the way we eat it. it comes with Limu (seaweed) and hot sauce made from hot mustard and soy sauce. of course you can add some green onions in it to. Personally i love it. After all if you come to Hawaii you got to try the sea food. BTW the limu we use is very expensive and a bag full could cost well over $100. you could call it a delecasy. I dont see why Glukkon would taste any different except for the chocolate part.

***Xavier*** · #22 07-02-2002, 05:17 PM

sounds delicious, you make me hungry...
**go to plunder the frigde**

sligster · #23 07-02-2002, 05:22 PM

Okay, that sounds like it would tast delicious!!

But Glukkon some how I know would tast nasty!

Kaimana · #24 07-02-2002, 05:27 PM

well i could be wrong maybe Glukkons dont tast like Tako(this is a other translation of he'e tako is japanese. there culture and my hawaiian culuture mix alot.) But what brought me to say that was that Glukkons are part of the Octigi family.

***Xavier*** · #25 07-02-2002, 05:31 PM

you know glukkons may maybe have not any taste.
It's impossible to know that sort of thing on oddworld

sligster · #26 07-02-2002, 05:34 PM

I always think of glukkons tasting slimey, squishy, and vomity!

***Xavier*** · #27 07-02-2002, 05:42 PM

Personnaly I never think about the taste of the creature of Oddworld.
I don't see in what it's intresting

oddling · #28 07-02-2002, 05:52 PM

Mmmmm. Glukkon heads are good! Abe made me try one of them a while ago and since then I considerd it a form of revenge to get back at those filthy rich basta.... I meen ummm idiots. *Washes mouth out with soap* I think they're crunchy and go good with barbaque sauce. The only thing is that now a days Glukkon heads are really hard to come across, but when a Glukkon gets fired,*Yes they do get fired, just like Sligs* they bring him to Margeret and she either puts them in a giant taco, or chops off their head, sells it, then puts the rest in her taco. Hey lets see if I know who the Glukkon was that you choped their head off of.*Looks at Glukkon head* Hey it's Aslik!*Takes bite out of head* Revenge at last! *Chomp* Yum!

Oddling l:c l

***Xavier*** · #29 07-02-2002, 05:55 PM

can't be aslik oddling.
he is death long time ago
can you send me a head or two? I don't have anymore

and I'm still hungry

sligster · #30 07-02-2002, 05:57 PM

But Aslik exploded!

Then again, if you play through again, and Aslik explodes you can see that his head flew off!

P.S. Lay off the gluk heads please! My sis was right about gluk heads giving you gas! PHEW!!!!