Hi, I'm new!

[ZombieX]

Well, yeah, I thought I'd continue this trend in thread subjects. I'd like you all to know I'm an extremely boring person. Max the Mug is my idol, who I look up to and worship every day. You guys need a smilie with large eyebrows to honour his awesome presence. After all, his radiant light warms us all in its glow... rather like the sun actually. Come to think of it, he's very much like the sun. Except taller. And a bit thinner. And he has three eyes, a nose and a mouth. And teeth. An he beats people over the head with a llama. Repeatedly. Until they cower and beg for eternal mercy.

I'm off back to my cave. See you in 6000 million aeons time. I presume you'll still be there.

[salty pretzils]

Hiya zombiex. Since I'm the first person to reply to this topic it is my painful duty to remind you that.
1:spammers will have their heads hacked off and served with fries and
2. Munchs odysee is on the Xbox not the ps2 or computer
3. Genral discussion is as lifeless as the 101 excuses I have for forgetting maths homework.
4.You will respect me!

Thankyou. He he . I am the resident nutter/evil person/salty pretzils addict/zombie.
Enjoy your stay but keep away from me cus I'm a witch see,
and I don't want no -one to know so
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thankyou for listening to my ravings. Bye bye!

[oddling]

Originally posted by salty pretzils

Enjoy your stay but keep away from me cus I'm a witch see,
and I don't want no -one to know so
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thankyou for listening to my ravings. Bye bye!

Well it looks like everyone knows anyway!!! Yo guys salty pretzils is a witch get her!!!!!Ha ha ha!!! Anyway how ya doing Zombie X? Welcome to the forums and DON"T SPAM!!!!!!!!! If you do I will be forced to shoot you due to strict forum rules. It's a messy job but some unfourtionate Slig has got to do it and that unfourtionate Slig just happens to be me. And I noticed that you are not all that new, you signed up last month!!!! You waisted a lot of forums time cause I've only been here for a month and I allready have 200 something posts!!! Well at least you didn't end up like those guys who sign up and for years never even post a single post!!!! There are people in there as old as Sydney but they are still only a Slurg!!! Just promise me Zombie X that you won't take up unessesary space on the members list and participate in the forums like people should?

Oddling l:c l

[salty pretzils]

*puts on supportive exopression*
Yeah...what he said...

j/k

Maybe zombie x just lost the adress like I did once....

[Mac the Janitor]

Welcome, ZombieX. I am Mac the Janitor. I am also Mac. But I am not a janitor. But I am Mac the Janitor. I am also...(hey, I could go on for hours, but then I would miss the Rotten Concrete concert- I hear they're playing their new song, Plastic Sandwich! WHOOOO!) Oops, sorry for my ramblings.

DISCLAIMER:
Rotten Concrete is not a real band. Plastic Sandwich is not a real song. I just made some crap up cuz I was bored. So don't go out tonight looking for the newest Rotten Concrete CD. It's imaginary. Bye. I'm done now.

[Wil]

Mugs have four eyes, not three.

[ZombieX]

Originally posted by salty pretzils
I'm a witch see,

Jolly good. Witches after all do raise voodoo zombies from the dead...

Originally posted by oddling

DON"T SPAM!!!!!!!!! ...

...Just promise me Zombie X that you won't take up unessesary space on the members list and participate in the forums like people should?

I think I get the old spam message there...
And I sure will participate in the forums, although perhaps a little less than you'd like.

Originally posted by salty pretzils
Maybe zombie x just lost the adress like I did once....

He just lost all sense of time and direction..

Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
DISCLAIMER:
Rotten Concrete is not a real band. Plastic Sandwich is not a real song. I just made some crap up cuz I was bored. So don't go out tonight looking for the newest Rotten Concrete CD. It's imaginary. Bye. I'm done now.

Aww, and you really got my hopes up.

Originally posted by Max the Mug
Mugs have four eyes, not three.

Please accept my profuse apologies.