Hi, I'm new!

worm-fourumsben · #1 06-19-2002, 11:11 PM

Hello I'm new and my name is Ben. I'm in year 10 and I'm a student. I hope I have fun here with you people. I'm on a school computer at the mo but i have a computer of me own.
So, Hello. I'm also a friend of Joanne (abe22) so Hello again people.

Mac the Janitor · #2 06-20-2002, 01:51 AM

Welcome Ben! I'm Mac. I hope you will have a good time here...

oddling · #3 06-20-2002, 02:18 AM

So your friends with Abe222 huh? Welcome to the forums, i will be your tour guid for todays tour but I will not tell you my real name unless you really push me to. Anyway the General Discusion is kinda boring right now but don't get me wrong about it, when there is actually something to talk about it's really active, the off topic discusion where we are now is pretty fun and there are a few interesting topics to look at if you search around, the fan corner is where everybody wrights their fan fics (Stories) which include two of mine work hard die young win valuble prizes and Pina Colada rising so get your butt in there and start reading 'em allready!!!! Oh and the Oddwolrd RPG I'm not exactly sure what that is but it seems cool and I wanna go in it but I don't exactly know what to do in there so I'm gonna wait until I think I'm ready or someone gives a hand and tells me how to do it. I've never even gone into the spoilers section cause I don't got Munch so I don't know squat about it. Well thats about it, have fun and be careful who you side with. Just because someone has alot of posts dosn't exactly meen they're nice. And DON"T SPAM!!!! if you do i will be forced to shoot you under strict forum rules. It's a messy jopb but some unfourtionat Slig has got to do it. That unfourtionat slig just happens to be me.

Oddling l:c l

abe22 · #4 06-20-2002, 05:02 AM

Hay Ben! I'm glad the topic worked! (You see, the stupid school computer wasn't working real well and I didn't know whether the topic worked or not. Oh and I did help him Join up here.)
Well Jam, most of the people are nice here so you should have some fun. Read the rules first up when you get on. (Since you didn't have enough time to read them!) Well anyway I'll see you on Monday, and on MSN hopefully

!

atusiya@ · #5 06-20-2002, 12:16 PM

LOVE this forums . Enjoy with us and make many friends.

atusya@'s father.

salty pretzils · #6 06-20-2002, 02:28 PM

Hello wormy!
(he he he)
Nice to have ya on board! We have two golden rules here and they are:

Never, ever , ever ask whether munch is on the ps2 or xbox or game cube..
And *ahem*
DO NOT SPAM!
Thankyou for listening to my mad ravings, and have a nice day..

brewmaster · #7 06-20-2002, 05:09 PM

Hi, Ben i'm the Brewmaster and i hope you have a good time here

BYE!!!!!!!!

salty pretzils · #8 06-20-2002, 05:28 PM

Erm... Brewmaster...*big fake grin* why did ya put the (

) In? They make ya look as if you're angry....

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oddling · #9 06-21-2002, 12:55 AM

I think he meant to put in something nice like a smiley but accidently clicked on the wrong thing.

EDIT: Who wants to get old? I at least want to hit 20 and thats what I think is old. Sorry if you're 20 but thats like*Counts on fingers* 80 in Slig years!!!

Oddling l:c l

MunchOnThis · #10 06-21-2002, 07:32 AM

Howdy ho Ben!!! I'm MunchOnThis (MOT) who is also known as Hydra, enjoy yourself and ummmmm have a totally wacked-out time!!! Whoo-hoo!!!

-Hydra

oddling · #11 06-21-2002, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis
Howdy ho Ben!!!!!
[I[/I]

Hah!! Mr.Hankey! Mr.Hankey the christmas poo, he loves me I love you.....

Oddling l:c l

Mojo · #12 06-21-2002, 02:07 PM

Hi Ben/worm-fourumsben, welcome to the forums.
I'm Alphascrab, but you can call me Alphascrab (Or just Alpha)
you can ask any questions about Oddworld to Max the Mug and The Khanzumer, they're our walking Oddworld-Encyclopediae
For pictures, ask Xavier. For spam, you get banned. For I AM ALPHASCRAB!

Oooookaaaay.....

SHUT UP *smashes head to wall*
I'm back...
Had troubles with my other side.
Anyways, Welcome!

ZombieX · #13 06-21-2002, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by AlphaScrab
Hi Ben/worm-fourumsben, welcome to the forums.
I'm Alphascrab, but you can call me Alphascrab (Or just Alpha)
you can ask any questions about Oddworld to Max the Mug and The Khanzumer, they're our walking Oddworld-Encyclopediae
For pictures, ask Xavier. For spam, you get banned. For I AM ALPHASCRAB!

Oooookaaaay.....

SHUT UP *smashes head to wall*
I'm back...
Had troubles with my other side.
Anyways, Welcome!

Mmm.. Max the Mug has a severe case of Obsessive Compulsive Oddworld Disorder.

they're our walking Oddworld-Encyclopediae
And Max will soon have a site up and running.

Max the Mug is the Mighty Master of Mini Maniacle Masturbating Mitochondriae.

Oooh.. did I mention Max? What did you say your name was again? Alf-something or other. I forget. I have the memory of a goldfish reapeatedly being hit over the head with a used wooden spoon.

***Wil*** · #14 06-21-2002, 07:39 PM

Look, it's not my fault if I've earned myself a reputation here, or if you torture your pet fish. If you're so good with Da Net, why don't you make an Oddworld Encyclopedia? Just don't come crawling to me if you're not sure who Doctor Chester Payne is.

b0ing 747

worm-fourumsben · #15 06-23-2002, 09:19 PM

thank you for the welcome letters!

- worm-forumsben-

Joe the Intern · #16 06-23-2002, 10:06 PM

Hi.

Bye.

TheKhanzumer · #17 06-24-2002, 01:16 AM

Hi I'm TheKhanzumer, which is a lot to type so Khanz is fine. Have a fun time here and hopefully make some friends. This is an odd place!

Alpha, I'm honored that you consider me an "Oddworld Encyclopedia" but that is a title that I think only Max deserves. I think of myself as the "Greatly Abridged Oddworld Encyclopedia".

***Wil*** · #18 06-24-2002, 04:48 PM

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I think of myself as the "Greatly Abridged Oddworld Encyclopedia".

Ah, I'm flatened. If you want, you can settle for my previous title: The Oddworld Dictionary. It's not as catchy, but back in the 'good 'ol days' that everyone is so attached to, it was all we could come up with.

Anyway, welcome to the forums Ben. I'd say make yourself at home, but the Employee Lounge is off limits to us mere mortals.

brewmaster · #19 06-25-2002, 04:20 PM

Sorry i wont put

in again

Welcome to thefourms again

(sorry)

salty pretzils · #20 06-25-2002, 05:14 PM

Ah well....Ya can't teach an old slog new tricks...

Kaimana · #21 06-27-2002, 12:35 AM

Hey Ben im new as well i can tell you one thing though the Oddballs here are great have fun

worm-fourumsben · #22 06-27-2002, 05:11 AM

thanks talk on the hols ok bye

worm-fourumsben · #23 06-27-2002, 05:14 AM

Thanks everyone!

worm-fourumsben · #24 06-27-2002, 05:17 AM

Thanks! I'll cach up with you soon bye!

Mac the Janitor · #25 06-27-2002, 03:11 PM

Umm...what's up with the triple post?

A word of advice:
Please don't post again if your post is the most recent one.

Please just use the edit button.

Please.

Thank you.

ZombieX · #26 06-27-2002, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Max the Mug
If you're so good with Da Net, why don't you make an Oddworld Encyclopedia

What a jolly good idea, now why didn't I think of that myself?

And since when was there anything wrong with having such a grand reputation? You should feel honoured...

***Wil*** · #27 06-27-2002, 04:31 PM

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What a jolly good idea, now why didn't I think of that myself?

And so you go and do exactly that...

:

And since when was there anything wrong with having such a grand reputation? You should feel honoured...

Indeed I do...not that I didn't earn it through lots of hard work, mind.

ZombieX · #28 06-27-2002, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Max the Mug

And so you go and do exactly that...

Well, you'll have to fill in the content...

After all, I did give away an offer of a free copy of Oddworld (don't remember which particular one, though). However, two rough site designs are coded and ready to run.

:

Indeed I do...not that I didn't earn it through lots of hard work, mind.

Hard work? You? Phew, I'd never have guessed!

j/k

***Wil*** · #29 06-27-2002, 04:59 PM

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Well, you'll have to fill in the content...

With what?

:

the Oddballs here are great

Yes, but what about the sane among us? None spring to mind, but I'm sure they want recognition too.

Mac the Janitor · #30 06-27-2002, 05:06 PM

Ok, calm down, everyone...we don't want another fight...well, I don't, I'm not sure about everyone else...