Joe's Paradox
Joe's paradox: People who believe neither in God nor evolution or fill-in-the-blank will often reference the thing they do not believe in.
For example, atheists saying "Oh God!" during a crisis, Pastors remarking how the whole thing started small and "evolved" people who really hate fill in the blank people are always talking about them. "Damn Jews." Damn Pinkos" Damn immigrants" Damn geeks with high iqs and too many pimples"
Now, this really annoys me and a guy named Joe, and probably you. So what should be the proper punishment. If I were to be God, I would cosmically bitchslap people with the thing they hate/don't believe in. Think of all the fun to be had. Hey dumbass, there is no santa Claus, then blammo santa claus pops in and kicks the wiseacres ass. A person who doesn't believe in evolution would see a frog turn into a hippopotomus. I would make a really bad or funny god evidently. The punishment for people who commit Joe's Paradox ought to be a tweak of the nose. not a savage tweak, but one just hard enoughto show the person they are a dumbass.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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